My WeChat can seduce people

"Sister......"

Liu Shuomin stood in place, his voice trembling. Tears could not help but flow from the old yellow eyes.

"Shuomin, you were brought up by your sister. As the saying goes, the eldest brother is like a father and the eldest sister is like a mother, you tell the truth, from childhood to adulthood, to you marrying a daughter-in-law, which one is sorry for you, en?"

Liu Hongyun looked at his younger brother who had not seen him for many years, and hated and destroyed it in his heart.

"For the sake of a mountain village, you have joined forces with outsiders to get us?" That's your own nephew!"

"You still don't give up when you watch them die?" and you want to poison your sister and your brother-in-law's wine, Shuomin, people will be punished by God for doing such things that hurt heaven and reason!"

Liu Hongyun stood up tremblingly, and didn't say a few words, but he was already in tears.

She walked over slowly, carefully looking at the person in front of her, her own brother, the enemy who killed her children, and her heart was like a knife.

"Sister, listen to my explanation...... "

The boss of Tianwai Villa, who is strong in the eyes of outsiders, is like a child in front of his sister.

Liu Hongyun's trembling hand stretched out, as if to touch the relatives who had not been seen for many years, Liu Shuomin looked at his sister in front of him complicatedly, looked at her crying red face, and sighed long in his heart.

Smack.

A slap slapped Liu Shuomin in the face.

"Liu Shuomin, today we are not here to recognize relatives or reminisce, we just want to tell you that we have not forgotten the events of the year, and we have to avenge this revenge!" Liu

Hongyun glanced at Liu Shuomin hatefully, and slowly left Tianwai Villa with his wife Wang Defu.

Liu Ermao, who was standing at the door, was still in shock, this ...... Uncle's sister, how come she had never seen this person, what the hell happened back then?

Liu Shuomin sat on the ground and cried bitterly, sister, I had no choice but to ...... back then

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prompt sound of WeChat came, Wang Yue took out his mobile phone and took a look, it was a message from a black bear.

"My Infinite Immortal, you better hurry up, those three divine beasts have to shout to see you, the roar of the golden retriever and the roar of the green lion are about to blow up my ears!"

"Infinite Immortal, where have you gone? The golden retriever roared that if you don't show up again, he will poop in your vegetable patch! These three divine beasts are too unreasonable."

"Wu Ji Xian, they want to eat noodles, you say I don't want to make them for them, it's so embarrassing."

"Forehead......"

Wang Yue listened to the voice sent by the black bear, his face was blinded, and then he became angry.

These three divine beasts, if they don't open the roof for a day, it's just too rampant.

No, I have to teach a good lesson, otherwise it will harm my food!

Thinking like this, Wang Yue took a selfie and descended to the foot of Luojia Mountain.

The golden retriever roar and the green lion are roaring towards the black bear, and the black bear, which is tall and tall, has been attacked by this roar and flew dozens of meters away.

As for the white elephant, he is more honest, and has been rolling the water in his canal with his trunk, and the fish in the canal are almost scared to death by him.

Damn, these three beasts are too presumptuous!

"What are you doing here!"

Wang Yue roared angrily and stopped the movements of the three divine beasts.

As soon as he heard the voice of the Infinite Immortal, the originally arrogant divine beast suddenly became honest.

The golden retriever roared and smiled, scratching his head, "Wu Ji Xian, if we don't do this, you won't show up." The

green lion playfully stretched out his front paws, "That's right, we're just trying to summon you out." The

white elephant was still playing with the fish in the canal, "Immortal Wu, the fish in your canal are so funny." "

Forehead ......"

Wang Yue was full of black lines, and the thinking of animals and people was really not on the same line. What are you helping me do with summoning myself in this way?"

The Golden Retriever said respectfully with his head down.

This action saw that the black bear next to him was speechless, and said in his heart, you are really a mother, you were so fierce to me just now, and now you are so gentle with the Infinite Immortal, it's just too much!

The white elephant on the side also said in an urn voice, "After listening to the thoughts of the Infinite Immortal, my Fuxian Bodhisattva specially asked me to tell the Infinite Immortal that this is a magic weapon specially for cleaning up my feces, please accept it."

As soon as the words fell, a golden light flashed, and a palm-sized black spittoon appeared on Wang Yue's hand.

"Can this thing deal with your feces?" the

white elephant smiled embarrassedly, "This is called a ruyi spittoon, which can transform into a large or small person, and specifically restrain my feces, but it can only be kept for one day, and beyond this time, it will turn into nothingness."

Wang Yue nodded, the Heart Dao Bodhisattva specially customized this magic weapon for his divine beast, and it was also heartbreaking.

The green lion also came over and put a silver-white silver wire cover at Wang Yue's feet, "This is the magic weapon of my Bodhisattva to deal with my dung, called the Yin and Yang Cover, which can also be powerful and small, and specifically control my dung, as long as the cover is on, it can counteract my adsorption, and after a long time, the feces inside will disappear."

Wang Yue nodded, it was not easy to ride such a fierce mount every day.

Finally, it was the golden retriever's turn to roar, and he threw a willow branch circle towards Wang Yue, "This is the sacred circle turned into the willow branch in the pure bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva, of course, it can also be turned into a-stirring stick, cough cough, it can purify all dirt, including the feces of the white elephant and the green lion, but it will take two days."

Wang Yue looked at the treasures one after another, and suddenly felt joyful, and nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, you go back and tell the Bodhisattvas that I have accepted this treasure." It doesn't take much now, you just come once every three days. "

Yes, no great immortal. The

three beasts nodded in unison, but they had no intention of leaving.

The king jumped and ordered the black bear to make three bowls of noodles for the three divine beasts, and personally picked three buckets of tomatoes for them as a return gift for the bodhisattvas. Only then did the three divine beasts leave the foot of Luojia Mountain satisfied.

"Hey, I envy them, they can all eat and drink. The black bear looked at the backs of the three divine beasts leaving, with a look of envy, "Immortal Wu, in fact, my feces ......"

Wang Yue hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt his delusional thoughts, "I'm not a lover of feces collection! Black bear, if you want to disgust me again, I'll let you sit next to the dung heap and eat in the future!"

"Great Immortal spare your life, Great Immortal spare your life, this must not be done." The black bear hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Well, this great immortal will appoint you as a fertilization expert in the future, and when this great immortal studies the fusion ratio of these feces, he will tell you, you are also considered a part-time person, and you are afraid that you will not be able to eat in the future?"

Wang Yue said with his hands around his chest, and the old god was there.