My Wife is a Dragon

When everyone thought it was strange, the curtain opened and the theater started.

The one who appeared was a hungry ghost with a yellow face and thin skin. As soon as he came out, he shouted loudly: "When I was in the world, I was clothed and eaten every day, and the food wasted every year to feed a small town adult is no problem!"

"But since I came to the ghost world, my stomach has never been full. I am starving every day. I brought a lot of money from this world, but the food I bought with that money can never fill me up. my stomach, woo woo, I'm hungry, I'm bitter"

This Hungry Ghost is completely performing in his true colors. In the eyes of Ximen Qin and others, his performance is actually quite good, but unfortunately the ghosts who watch the show don't buy it much.

"You bastard, you have wasted so much food in this world, and I was starving all the time when I was in this world. Damn it!"

"You brought it all on your own, and you still want to deceive the sympathy of the old men? No way!"

"Get out! Get out of here, the performances on this stage are getting worse and worse. I've bought tickets wrongly!"

"Come over here, the guards, pull that hungry ghost down and fill it with feces, haha!"

In a blink of an eye, the hungry ghost was blasted off the stage by the ghost audience, and everyone was waiting for another performance.

However, no actor was willing to come up. It is estimated that this group of audience is too difficult to serve, and they dare not come on stage.

Unable to do anything, the theater owner took the stage in person. He came up with a brilliant idea and said: "Everyone in the audience, I have decided that every ghost can perform on stage freely! If the performance is good, our theater still can't imagine it. reward!"

It was indeed a brilliant marketing idea, and it immediately drew applause.

Soon, the first ghost who volunteered to come to power appeared.

This is a female ghost in white clothes. In fact, her face is still beautiful. When she came to the stage, it attracted a lot of applause, but unfortunately it did not have any effect.

Because the rule on the stage is that only the tears of the ghosts under the stage are said to be successful.

Because of this, the ghost who brought the bench for Solanum nigrum bless her sadness. Obviously, the ghosts who came to watch the play here are all here to enjoy the sadness!

The ghost in white has no talent for acting. In fact, her story is quite tragic: it turned out to be a child bride from a poor family. Her husband was recruited to be a strong man and died on the battlefield. Because of the famine, she cut her flesh to her mother-in-law and children. Eat and die because of it.

Such a sad story was told dry and tasteless by her, without any appeal.

The ghosts under the stage did sympathize with the female ghosts on the stage, but because of the lack of contagion, the power of sadness was not complete, and the ghosts could not cry if they wanted to cry, which was a failure.

"Hahahaha, her performance is really tasteless!" Xue saw a heartless guy, but at this moment he laughed, but fortunately others couldn't see her.

Chapter [-]: Nightshade comes to the stage to earn tears!

Fortunately, the theater was full of discussions, and Xue Jian's voice was not prominent inside, so it didn't attract much attention.Watch 1 wool 3 Chinese website

It was because Solanum nigrum and Xuejian were so close that the male ghost around her thought she was laughing at her before, and looked at her and said, "Miss, you must have a super talent for acting, why don't you try it out on stage? Well, we have a big reward here!"

Nightshade originally planned to watch it coldly, but she didn't expect that because the male ghost said this, everyone around looked over and coaxed her to go up.

Nightshade hesitated and looked at Ximen Qin who was beside him. Ximen Qin asked her to try it, but she had no choice but to put the ducks on the shelves.

As soon as nightshade came on stage, there was applause, and Ximen Qin and others also clapped together, waiting for the wonderful performance of nightshade.

"Hurry up and act, don't stand like a fool!"

"Can you do it? If you can't, get off the stage quickly and let me come up and perform!"

When Solanum nigrum was still thinking of performing something, there was a lot of urging from the audience, which seemed extremely impatient.

Nightshade used to be the princess of Jiang Guo, and she also has the ability to protect herself in the lock demon tower. This time she suddenly took the stage. She thought acting was easy. In fact, she had never been in contact with her before, and it was so easy to start.

Coupled with the education since childhood, you must know that in ancient times, people who acted were called actors. These people's social status was very low, and it was impossible for young ladies from big families to learn that, and they would be laughed to death, not to mention The princess above all people.

The things that I had planned in my mind before could not be performed at all, Solanum nigrum, in a hurry, simply performed in its true colors, wanting to show the royal life in Jiang Guoshi to everyone in the audience.

She calmed down and said, "I am the princess of Jiang country in front of me, and my father and queen dote on me very much. At that time, Jiang country was in a turbulent war, but the father and the emperor did not reserve the slightest bit of his love for us, and he still has a father for the king's brother. His majesty, but to me, I only remember a face that is as gratifying as a loving father."

To say that most of the ghosts watching the show here were ordinary people before their death, and naturally had a bit of hatred for the rich. Now Solanum vulgaris is talking about the life of the royal family, and there is no sad atmosphere, so of course they will not buy it. .

The ghosts under the stage roared, some cursed, some cheered, and some directly called to step down.

Nightshade was unmoved. She had never seen any strong winds or waves. How could such a little devil make her look ugly. Her eyes were red and she was about to start. When she saw Ximen Qin who was under the stand, she just suppressed her emotions.

If there is anything sad, Solanum nigrum sacrificed herself to become a sword for the king a thousand years ago, which was the biggest tear. Usually, she didn't even dare to mention herself, but she fought hard for everyone to pass the test.

Then nightshade closed her eyes, and in front of her was the majestic Jiang Kingdom Palace, the kind father and emperor, the dignified mother and the queen, and the elder brother who always loved her.

"I used to be the princess of Jiang country. A war took the lives of my Jiang country's people. The emperor asked Lin Guo for help. In the end, although he agreed to send troops, he asked my mother to show the splendid rivers and mountains in her own hands as a condition..."

Because of the sincere and moving speech, the boos from the audience gradually disappeared, and all the ghosts began to watch the performance seriously.

When Nightshade told that her brother died in the battle for Jiang Guo, she jumped down from the sword stove and sacrificed herself to become a sword. The touching scene was truly performed by her, and the audience immediately burst into tears.

Some ghosts even cried and shouted: "Girl on stage, you are a good ghost, all of you Jianguo have backbone."

It can be seen how this story moved these ghosts. This performance was a great success. The ghosts in the audience were also interesting. Their tears fell wildly, and they were still crying and applauding warmly. It is absolutely impossible to see in the world. The bizarre scene to arrive is too strange!

All the tears left by the ghosts because of their touching and sadness floated in the air, because everything was caused by the story of nightshade, so all the tears were guided and flew over like nightshade.

Ximen Qin looked at the touching and funny scene in front of him, and also felt a little incredible.

Suddenly, he remembered a small thing, that is, in the original plot, Sedum and the others used the tears of these ghosts to great use.

Because they are going to find the Fire Ghost King to retrieve the Fire Spirit Orb, and on the way to the Fire Ghost King's residence, there is a karst passage full of high-temperature flames. This passage is long and far, and the fire burning there is not ordinary at all. fire.

It is absolutely impossible to use the body to block those flames. Only the tears of the crying ghosts will be able to pass!

Thinking of this, Ximen Qin immediately stood up, pulled Shaoyan and said, "Let's go and collect some ghost tears, it will be of great use then!"

"Master, those ghost tears are disgusting, how could they be of any use, let's not collect them?" Shaoyan said embarrassingly.