Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

Although Yue Chen's voice was not loud, it was particularly loud for the scene of whispering.

Everyone turned to look at him involuntarily.

"Oh? Little pair? I don't know what this brother has in mind?" Miss Sun was also displeased, what kind of person is this, so arrogant.Although I was very happy to see that someone could match a pair, I was still very unhappy when I underestimated the pair I made.

Chapter 411 Couplet

It's like, you can be stupid and won't answer this question. Although it's very disappointing, it at least shows that the person who asked the question is smart, but when someone answers this question, it's still saying that the questioner's question is broken. , who will be happy?

"Little pair, I can't talk about high opinions; I have some trivial opinions." Yue Chen said to Miss Sun.

"You madman is so rude. It took me a day to come up with this first couplet. But for the second couplet, I thought about it for three days and couldn't come up with something that I was very satisfied with. You actually look down on the pair I wrote, then you say What is the second couplet you gave? If you can't tell, I won't forgive you." Sun Yueyan said, looking at Yue Chen's bold words, and said in her heart.

Ha ha!If you don't forgive me, you can forgive me!I don't even see what I look like, what can I do?Yue Chen was very upset, "Then Miss Sun, what if I answer it?"

"I will reward you with this pot of chrysanthemum." Sun Yueyan said disdainfully.

"Hmph~ It's interesting, Miss Sun." Yue Chen was annoyed, "I answered, this chrysanthemum should have belonged to me, but if I can't fight it, I will be punished. What's the reason? Your Sun family behaves like this. ?"

Everyone in the audience was also one-sided, and all stood on Yue Chen's side.I feel that Miss Sun is too harsh, and she is really disrespectful to Yue Chen.

The following chattered, all expressing their dissatisfaction with Miss Sun.

When Miss Sun saw it, she felt sorry for her face, "Okay, I'll give you a chance. If you can answer it, I'll let you go. If you can't answer it, hum! I'll let you do what you do for yourself. Sorry for what you did. How?"

"Okay!" Yue Chen agreed.

Everyone consciously gave way to Yue Chen, and Yue Chen stepped onto the stage firmly, step by step, walking out like a runway show.

"Isn't it just a mere first couplet! Listen to my second couplet, "Following the legacy in Lili, three flowers and a hundred flowers, what do you think?" Yue Chen participated in the school's literary club before crossing. Showing off in front of my sister, I have to recite all kinds of couplets and poems. This kind of pair is easy to memorize, but I have recited it. Is there any connection between this world and the earth?Yue Chen was puzzled.

"Following the legacy in the chestnuts, three flowers and a hundred flowers, how can you be lonely in the evening?" Sun Yueyan read silently.

Before Sun Yueyan could speak, the bottom had already exploded. There were many old Confucian scholars with white beards, and some talents who took the township examination and the city examination. After listening to Yue Chen's second couplet, they were all amazed.

"Okay, it's a genius, this is the real genius, what a person who doesn't know how to be alone in the evening, what a lonely one in the evening, and a person who is alone in the evening directly shows the chrysanthemum, arrogant, and disdain to compete with the flowers. ' said an old man.

"Master Wang is very right, it's really high for such a young man to have such skills at such a young age, high." A scholar in his early twenties also praised.

"Master is mighty! Master is mighty, master is the best..." Fang Lansheng shouted loudly, ignoring the strange eyes around him.

In fact, by this time, Sun Yueyan had already regretted it. He didn't expect that this person who seemed arrogant and arrogant, had real skills.She looks so good-looking, how could she think that her talent is so good, it's really uncomfortable to think of the bet just now.

"I don't know about the next two couplets, can you be sure of your son?" Sun Yueyan asked tentatively.He didn't want him to admit defeat so easily, and then he took out the pair he was thinking about at home, and wanted to use other pairs to challenge him, so as to avoid embarrassing himself.

"Oh, I didn't promise you to deal with the two couplets at the back." Yue Chen said disdainfully.Relying on her identity as the eldest lady, this Sun Yueyan is arrogant and domineering and looks down on others. She is a little clever and plays in front of others, thinking that no one will deal with him, if it is not for seeing him as a woman, I really want to...

"What? If you lose, you want to repay your debt?" The people below were also discussing.

"The dignified Miss Sun family didn't expect to be someone who couldn't afford to lose." Many people were chatting.

The scolding from below continued and did not stop at all.

Sun Yueyan seemed a little nervous, as if she hadn't heard it, but she still concealed it well, staring at Yue Chen, "Could it be that the young master is afraid?"

"I, Yue Chen, didn't know how to write the word "fear" since I was a child. It's just that I think you lost yourself to me just now, and you have nothing left to lose." Yue Chen said calmly, Yue Chen I also want to verify whether the couplet behind is the same as the one on Earth. If it is not the same, I will admit defeat in public, and I will deliberately get rid of Sun Yueyan's entanglement, so that the trouble will be clean.

"If Young Master Yue can really answer it, it will prove that you are a rare genius. My Fang Yueyan lost myself to you, and I have no complaints." Sun Yueyan was not ashamed by Yue Chen's words, and was generous. Fang said.

Everyone in the audience saw that Sun Yueyan was so generous, and they couldn't say anything. They wanted to continue to see if Yue Chen could answer the remaining two couplets.

"You don't need to use aggressive tactics for me. Today I will convince you of your defeat. Let's talk about the next couplet!" Yue Chen said.

"Okay! Xiongtai, listen carefully, this first couplet is "Famous people who come late, why are the articles often lonely, turn the old songs of Yuefu and new voices, when the frost shows the color, send them to the Qing Dynasty, and share the tune of the past."

"When you get old and show off, your character becomes more and more affectionate. By borrowing the jade sandalwood board from Liyuan, you will treat Leng Rui and Hanying as elegant and rewarding, and strive to know the peerless style."

As soon as Yue Chen heard the first sentence, he knew the answer. Isn't this exactly the same as the poems he had memorized back then?replied without hesitation.

Sun Yueyan was a little shocked, this, this was actually answered by him, but he thought about this second couplet for a long time, even his teacher didn't know, he called himself a wizard, how did he answer it all at once?No, Sun Yueyan was not convinced and hurriedly said the second sentence.

"Gao Feng is far away, to Bai Lu Cangjia, and the people of Suyi are here." Sun Yueyan said unconvinced.

"Yiji is far away, remembering the dust and vulgarity, and lamenting the difficulty of filmmakers." Yue Chen smiled.

Yue Chen was right at the exit again, and Sun Yueyan's heart was turbulent, and everyone in the audience was stunned.In an instant, it suddenly exploded, "Genius, genius!"

"It's amazing, it's really smart."

"This is the champion, definitely the champion, this level."

......

The compliments are endless.

I don't know who below shouted "Marry her." The crowd exploded again in an instant,

"Marry her! Marry her!..." Everyone raised their fists and shouted neatly.

Chapter 412 Fool

Although Sun Yueyan was usually carefree, she was still a girl after all, and her face turned red with a "swoosh".At that time, I made a bet and told him that as long as Yue Chen could answer the couplet and let him deal with it, this is not...

"Hahaha~ Miss Sun, don't rush to marry me, I won't marry a woman with a low IQ." Yue Chen laughed.

"My IQ is low?" Sun Yueyan pointed to herself and asked incredulously, thinking that she was a famous woman in this city with both talent and beauty, who was proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and was scolded by someone who did not know her name. .Even if he looks good, what if he looks good, what if he is good-looking, it's not the reason why he looks down on me, Sun Yueyan thought angrily.

"Do you have a high IQ? I'll just come up with a couplet. As long as you can get it right, let's talk about my IQ, and you can listen to me." Yue Chen coughed twice, "Paint a lotus monk painting."

Yue Chen moved out the super difficult couplet from the previous life. Don't look at this couplet, it's just seven words, but this couplet can be read both positive and negative, hehe, the first and last words are not only the same, but also static and moving, Yue Chen Chen had paid for it, but it was also to pretend to be a face. What if he was answered by Sun Yueyan? After all, he could answer Sun Yueyan's couplet. If Sun Yueyan also answered his own couplet, it would not look good, ha. Ha ha.

Yue Chen turned his head and smiled at Sun Yueyan, then collapsed and stepped down from the stage, looking back at Sun Yueyan who was sullen on stage, "Miss Sun, don't forget, you let me go, I'll go find it tomorrow. You want a debt. Hahahaha." Yue Chen shook the fan in his hand and strode away.

"Master, how did you come up with such a simple pair, just a few words, what if you get the answer, look at that Miss Sun, you have so many words, or do you deliberately put out such a simple answer? ?" Fang Lansheng looked at the master and said suddenly.

"Simple? Oh? Could it be that my stupid apprentice has a second link? Why don't you tell me, let me see how it goes." Yue Chen was shocked, but he didn't expect that the apprentice was a talented person with literary talent, so he couldn't see it!So he joked.

"Of course there is, it's so simple, I thought of it right away, listen to the master, my next link is" Fang Lansheng cleared his throat, "paint the plum blossom nun flower".

"Crack!" A brain collapsed and hit him. "What are you doing right?" This Yue Chen is so angry, has this guy read the book?I don't even know the couplet!It's really embarrassing for him to be a master to come out with such a couplet.

"Master, why are you hitting me?" Fang Lansheng looked at Yue Chen innocently.

"Why didn't you kill you? What books do you usually read? You don't even understand couplets!" Yue Chen gritted his teeth and said.

"I have been obsessed with cultivating immortals since I was a child, so I usually read books such as anecdotes and miscellaneous interests. Of course, master, don't worry, what I read the most is the martial arts secrets of immortals. I will definitely work hard to cultivate immortals and make progress." Fang said Lan Sheng also made a posture of studying hard and fighting hard.

"Don't tell me, that's all?" Looking at Fang Lansheng's appearance, Yue Chen couldn't help laughing.

"Uh uh, if there is any, I, I occasionally read some books about men and women doing sports." Fang Lansheng said a little embarrassed ￣w￣=.

"You, you, you are mad at me! Is that what I mean?" What kind of apprentice did he accept?If you don't read those storybooks that are not nutritious and deceive children, just read Liu Bei, and you won't read some nutritious poems and songs.

(Writing here, some children's shoes will ask, what is Liu Bei, a young man in a brothel? This is it! By the way, one day, I remember when I was in junior high school, I accompanied my tablemate to read novels, and I was with him. The table came to the hawker who set up the stall and said, "Boss, here are two books of Liu Bei." Without saying a word, the boss took out two erotic novels from his arms and gave them to me at the same table. Liu Bei, shouldn't he give you "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? How can he give you a yellow book? I saw my roommate smiling at me and said mysteriously, "Liu Bei, the emperor's uncle, is also the emperor's uncle. Nima! I'm still too much." Young!)

Yue Chen had completely lost hope for this apprentice in terms of literature.It's better to teach him martial arts and hope he can become a talent, that's all.Yue Chen sighed.

"Oh, let's go, it's getting late, your master, I'm going back to the inn to sleep, you can go home too!" Yue Chen said impatiently.Go towards the inn.

"Master, the place like the inn is too shabby, how can it match your big Buddha, the big Buddha should live in the place where the big Buddha should live. (*^__^*) Hee hee... I will introduce you to a good place. It's definitely a hundred times better than the inn you stayed in!" Fang Lansheng hurriedly stopped Yue Chen, who was going on, and complimented him.

"Is there such a good place? If there is such a good place, I must go and experience it, and tell me where it is!" Yue Chen had to look at this new apprentice differently, so he rushed to this good place that could be introduced. I think this stupid apprentice seems to be somewhat useful.

"Heaven on earth, Master, that's a good place, after all, the environment is beautiful, the accommodation is excellent, and the girl there, that's really..." Fang Lansheng looked like an old diaosi, drooling, "Hey! If you don’t go to heaven and earth, it’s a pity to come to this world for a while!”

Fang Lansheng didn't know that Yue Chen's face had already turned dark and gloomy, and he was still thinking about it!Too bad I thought this stupid apprentice was going to live at his house, but in the end, I was asked to go there. Is the teacher such a lecherous person?Need to be inseparable from a girl every day?What do you think of yourself.

"Go away! Go on your own, I'm going to the inn, don't follow me," Yue Chen threw his sleeves and walked away, leaving Fang Lansheng with a confused look on his face.

Master, what happened?Brothels don't like it!Is this still a man?Or, isn't the master not good at that?Why!I don't understand.I don't understand.

On the other hand, Yue Chen returned to the inn, sat on a chair, and recalled what happened today.

The servant of the Sun Mansion who brought the flower pot up today has deep inner strength. It seems that Laifu from the Sun Mansion is quite suspicious. I will give it a try tomorrow.There will be no more incidents of flower-pickers harming innocent girls tonight!I'm still going to stare at the Sun Mansion!Just in case.

Yue Chen came downstairs and asked Xiao Er, the location of Sun's house, and walked out of the inn, gradually disappearing into the dark night.

Yue Chen came to the front of the Sun Mansion and saw that the lights were bright and lively. It seemed that it was too early. The Sun Mansion hadn't slept yet. Yue Chen looked around the Sun Mansion and hid outside the Sun Mansion. on a big tree, and watch the changes.

Chapter 413 Night Attack

Yue Chen lay on a branch and stayed there for a while, "Hey, it's so boring. How should I spend the long night? If the flower picker doesn't show up, wouldn't I have to stay on the tree tonight? It's been a night? Although I'm different from ordinary people, I don't know what to do with the cold, but this tree is uncomfortable to sleep, and I'm not the one who wronged me, no, I have to find a way for myself." Yue Chen said to himself language.

"Forget it, let's buy a jug of wine!" Yue Chen jumped down, just in time to frighten a passing little maid.

Yue Chen walked along the road in front of Sun's Mansion to the street. It was getting late and most of the shops were closed.From a distance, I can see that a shop is still brightly lit, and the business is not bad.Just buy a bar here.

Yue Chen came to the store, and the four characters "Heaven on Earth" came into view. I went, how did I get here?No wonder, other houses are closed, and the lights are bright here╮(╯﹏╰)╭.Forget it, I'm just here to buy a jug of wine.

Before Yue Chen entered the store, the lady who greeted the guests came up and took Yue Chen's arm, "Master, come in quickly, what are you doing standing there? Come and come."

Yue Chen couldn't stand Miss Yingbin's enthusiasm, so he pulled his arm off the woman, "I'm here to buy wine."

"Master, look at what you said, who came to us, who didn't come to buy wine? However, who does the uncle want to drink with you? Our Xiaofang, Xiaohua, and Xiaofengxian are still idle! Of course, As long as the starting price is paid, girls who are more beautiful than Xiaofang and the others are also acceptable~"

"I really came to buy wine!" Yue Chen frowned and reiterated, "Give me a jug of wine!"

Saying that, Yue Chen threw a big ingot with his hand.

"Hee hee~ Uncle is really bold!" Miss Yingbin wiped the silver ingot with a handkerchief and said with a smile, "Little San, give this master a pot of wine!"

"Master, sit here! I don't know if you have any other instructions?" The welcoming lady continued to please Yue Chen.

Yue Chen sat down and shook his hand at the girl, "No, just bring the wine!"

"Master really doesn't want a girl to accompany you?" Miss Yingbin asked in confusion.This man doesn't want the girl to accompany him, so what are we doing?Pretending to be a gentleman, Liu Xiahui?Humph.

"No!" Yue Chen stopped talking, just sat quietly on the bench and waited.

Miss Yingbin couldn't help it, and she no longer persuaded Yue Chen.He had no choice but to sit next to Yue Chen and wait.

After a while, Xiao Er brought up a pot of wine, "Uncle, this is your wine."

Yue Chen picked up the wine gourd, and walked out without saying a word, leaving only Miss Yingbin to stare blankly, with the ingot he gave in her hand, looking awkwardly.

"Hey~ what a strange person."