No Regrets In Flourishing Tang

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If there is any doubt in my heart, it is natural to investigate. Li An looked at Yu Chaoen in front of him, curiously asked: “The fish monitoring bureau said for a long time, and talk about yourself! Do you also want to find a beautiful young woman to eat. “

After listening, Yu Chaoen gave a slight stunned voice and randomly said: “In front of Minister Li, the little slave dare not lie. Under this world, who likes loneliness and likes himself, but the little slave is just a clean body. People, even if someone is willing to eat with me, it will not be sincere. So, why waste that energy? It ’s just one person, this is the case in this life. “

After he finished speaking, his eyes were full of loneliness, and he seemed a little unhappy, completely without the excitement just now.

It can be seen that as a Court Eunuch, Yu Chaoen still has a low self-esteem in his heart, but he usually can’t see that’s all, the usual carefree, just to cover up the real vulnerability that’s all.

Upon seeing this, Li An said comfortably: “The fish monitoring bureau has not tried it. How can we be sure that the other party will not be sincere?”

“Women also have desires, the little slaves who are cleansed cannot satisfy them, cannot bring them the happiness they want, and how can they get their hearts.”

Yu Chaoen replied calmly, it seems that although he is incapable, he is also an expert in this respect. When he is in the palace, he should not have watched the fragrant scenes. Perhaps he may have peeped a glimpse of Emperor. The Imperial Concubine may be, or maybe, have seen the palace Enlightenment books such as the banned book erotic pictures.

In short, lack of ability does not mean not understanding, and it is not general understanding. He understands very clearly. He understands very well that if he ca n’t satisfy a woman, he ca n’t make the woman happy. You ca n’t make a woman happy without real heart. So, what is the difference between finding a woman to eat and being alone?

It ’s like the old fogey of later generations. Although it has a lot of money, it also knows that Young Girl people do n’t really like themselves. It ’s just that ’s all for money. So, it ’s not as good as a person, and some are not aware of it. old fogey, after marrying a young and beautiful woman, many times they will be deprived of nothing, after the property is forcibly occupied, they will become nothing, for example, nominally after receiving the certificate and becoming a legal partner, old Foggy was kicked out of the house, or could only live in the dog house at the door of the house, the house and money at home were occupied by the young little girl, and old fogey was old and weak, and there was no way to fight, even Taking the legal route has no effect. After all, these scorpions are most disguised. In front of the official family, they can be immeasurably self-satisfied, and when the official family is gone, they immediately change their faces and chase old fogey away. Into the grass shed.

Yu Chaoen is still very young, not the old fogey of old age and decay. Naturally, he does not have to worry about this, and he will not worry that finding someone to eat will hurt him, but if he ca n’t get a woman ’s heart , And he has no ability to get the woman ’s flesh, so, is it just to talk to someone when you come back? For him, it does n’t seem to make much difference between talking to a woman and talking to a man, or to Court Eunuch. In this way, it ’s better not to want a woman. Anyway, he ’s Court Eunuch. It is clear that he does not want a woman, and others will not say 3, 4, unlike older men of later generations, if they do not yet marry, others will say 3, 4, even guess whether this man has physical problems, Otherwise, why not get married?

At this moment, Li An suddenly admired Yu Chaoen a little bit. At least, people are not a person who occupies that pit and does not shit. Since they cannot satisfy a woman, they will not marry well, so as not to delay their happiness.

However, the shortcoming of Court Eunuch is just a small object that’s all. In the face of the powerful technology of later generations, this small flaw simply does not count as anything, and it can be easily repaired.

Even in ancient times, there are various substitute instruments, but wood, stone and jade stone are too low-grade, and the gap with True Master is too large, so it is absolutely impossible to replace True Master, the taste gap is not generally large, Therefore, even if Court Eunuch prepares the equipment made by jade stone, it is difficult for women to be satisfied.

However, if you use softer and more flexible advanced equipment, then you can completely replace True Master. Even, because the equipment can be infinitely durable, so, when it can be cooler than True Master, according to Li An ’s memory, fake As long as the things are real enough and worn on the body of True Master, then it can be completely fake.

For example, in many sports competitions, some people are afraid of being found during urine tests because they drink stimulants. So, when participating in urine tests, they use fake equipment to avoid inspection, and because of fake equipment, they do It is very exquisite, just like real human organs, regardless of color, size and softness, so it is possible to avoid inspection.

Therefore, a woman in a civilized society is very happy, even if you find an old fogey that is incapacitated, but as long as the old fogey has money, then it can also satisfy the woman. After all, advanced equipment can be customized, and it is mostly hard. It is possible to be as flexible as possible, even with the temperature function and the rotation function of True Master’s impossible, no matter how demanding a woman can get great satisfaction, the pleasure obtained is far more than True Master.

In the era of Great Tang, these advanced equipments are naturally absent, but rubber has already been manufactured, so, as long as Li An spends a little effort on Research & Development, to come up with equipment that is comparable to True Master, there is nothing Difficulty, and, according to different needs, Research & Development of different sizes to meet the needs of different groups of people.

“Haha! The Fish Supervision Bureau, if it can make a person clean, can also meet all the needs of women, and can make women happy, then, can they get the sincerity of women?”

Li An asked with a smile.

Yu Chaoen was suddenly overjoyed, and then his spirit dimmed, said with a smile: “The meaning of” Minister Li “, I understand, but the things that have been cut out are impossible, and those hard things are the same as those of True Master. The gap is not small, is it possible for Minister Li to invent a gadget that can be faked? This is unlikely! “

After talking, Yu Chaoen seemed to be a little surprised again.

Li An nodded and said: “Yes, since I said so, naturally I can make a lot of things that are much better than the market. However, it takes time to study. Is it really possible to use falsehoods? It also depends on the person. Some people have so many experiences that they ca n’t hide them, but women who have never experienced it may not be able to tell. “

“I can still have such good things, but I don’t know what it is made of. It can be fake and real, is it possible that is made by the animal guy.”

Yu Chaoen curiously asked, his eyes are full of joy, if he can really have such a powerful device, then he will be able to come back and find a court lady to eat, hello, hello, everyone is good, and, also There are no worries about pregnancy, and there is no east window incident.

“How is it possible that the animal is also meat, and it rots when it is cut, and it is useless even if it does not rot. In fact, it is a new material that is lighter than wood, smoother than jade stone, more elastic than copper, and has a shape. Both the color and the color can be made the same as the True Master. If you do n’t distinguish them carefully, you ca n’t really find them. The most valuable thing is the built-in battery. In this way, even the temperature is there. It wo n’t be as cold as jade stone. Real feelings. “

Li An introduced the situation faithfully.

The reason why I suddenly thought of inventing health care products is that the Court Eunuch group is too pitiful. It is difficult to get the care of women throughout life. I ca n’t satisfy a woman, and even if I use jade stone, it looks fake, simply does not have much effect, and it is easy to hurt the maid. With high-tech rubber materials, battery technology, and aloe lubrication Liquid these Divine Item, can make Court Eunuch this special group, can also get the happy life you want.

Li An is a good person, a great person, naturally unwilling to see the Court Eunuch group living alone for a lifetime, and is saddened by the ladies in the palace. These physiologically normal women have to spend the most beautiful years in the deep palace. Among them, because the long night is unsatisfied, many women of the maiden will pervert in their hearts, and then a series of palace battles will appear, and if it can enable Court Eunuch to satisfy the maiden, they can truly experience being a woman. Merry, so that their mood will be much better, and naturally they will no longer have the intention to intrigue.

That is to say, Li An did this to help Court Eunuch, so that they could show their glory, and at the same time, it helped the court ladies, so that they could get Court Eunuch in the deep palace and when the night was long. Fortunately, there is no need to be lonely and unbearable, which is of great help to improve their quality of life. Even those imperial imperial concubines can use these appliances to satisfy themselves, and these appliances are objects rather than living people after all, so , There is no problem of ethics, Emperor will not be a problem even understood, since ancient times, and even, Emperor will give some tools to his Imperial Concubine, in order to tell her that in the future, will not be lucky She’s gone, let her play with the equipment at night **.

The number of women in the deep palace is extremely large, and most women are not satisfied with love. In this way, there are complaints of each and everyone, and in order to slightly solve the loneliness, special utensils of various materials are in the palace Among them can be seen everywhere, but it ’s a pity that these objects are too stiff, and ca n’t be with men ’s dragon root mental on on equal terms, so the effect is very bad, just like a hungry person, every day eat grass and tree leaves If you are hungry, how can you satisfy your appetite?

The high-tech gadgets that Li An wants to invent can definitely kill all the devices of libido in this era. It can be called the king of the tools of vexation. As long as it can be launched, it will inevitably get a huge market, especially the demand is relatively large. Within the deep palace, there will inevitably be many senior customers.

Even if it is an ordinary person, there is also a demand for this product. For example, some businessmen go out for a long time and let their wives and beautiful concubines stay in their vacancies for a few months or even years. Other families, the husband died early, Leaving the wife alone to care for the children, and never getting comfort. Of course, the more serious situation is that the male Owner has problems, or the body is too weak to satisfy his spoiled wife. Under such circumstances, buy A few instruments help to make it happy, but it is also a good lubricant to regulate the relationship between couples.

In short, Li An feels that inventing these appliances is a good thing for the benefit of the people. It is definitely not an evil thing. It is a good thing that can be affirmed. It can solve too many inconsistencies in the world, which is beneficial to the entire society. Perfection.

Li An said that the device he was about to invent was supernatural. Yu Chaoen was shocked. The young Court Eunuch, who was a netizen since childhood, was actually eager to become a normal person. The reason why he became Court Eunuch Of course, because of poverty in the family, simply cannot afford to feed him, so he can only cleanse him first, and then send him to the palace to serve his nobles.

That is to say, almost all Court Eunuch is hungry and cold from a small family, there is no way to report the belly, so that the young child will be castrated and finally sent to the palace.

And every Court Eunuch who is in the palace should be more or less, hoping that he is a normal man, even if only occasionally think about it, and there are very few Court Eunuch, after taking power, the biggest The wish is to let their lower body grow back, this is their biggest wish. But this is obviously impossible.

In many dynasties in history, this unrealistic idea of ​​Court Eunuch has been exploited by people with ulterior motives. They will tell Court Eunuch that as long as they eat the brains of childhood and virgins, the lower body will have a chance to grow. These Court Eunuch believe it to be true So that all children in the world are trembling in fear, and all parents in the world are afraid of fear, so that everyone hates Court Eunuch and regards Court Eunuch as a devil.

Lost is lost, it is impossible, and the only viable way to make up for this regret is to replace it with materials such as rubber and make a fake for yourself. In this way, not only can you show your strength, even It can be more powerful than the average man. At least, the time of this device is unlimited, and it will always be easy to soften. It can greatly satisfy women with larger desires.

“Minister Li, how long does it take for you to make this? The little slave really wants to try it, and the demand for this thing will definitely be very large, especially in the palace, many palace ladies use wood, The effect is very bad. “

Yu Chaoen asked quietly.