One Piece's Flow is Like Fire

Chapter 422: It turns out to be Journey to the West

With a deafening tiger roar, the monk who ran at the front was so frightened that his tears flowed. When he saw Zhang Yang, he hurriedly cried out for help: "Help, bald man! Help me!"

"Who? Bald?" Zhang Yang touched his bald head, feeling unhappy in his heart, thinking: Who is this person, with such a mouth, he deserves to be chased by a tiger.

The monk and the two entourages behind him ran past Zhang Yang in a single swipe. Seeing that the tiger jumped up at a vigorous pace and opened his mouth to bite down on Zhang Yang's head, he very leisurely activated the flow of blades in his body, violently boiling. White steam burst out from his body instantly.The tiger burned his face and claws by this heat wave, rolled on the ground and wailed twice before fleeing in embarrassment.

Seeing this, the three people ran back to thank Zhang Yang.

"This bald brother has boundless mana, you want to become an immortal." The monk gave him a thumbs up, then turned his head to criticize his two entourage: "Look at you, you are so strong, even a tiger. You can't beat it, what do you want?"

The two attendants turned their faces away with aggrieved expressions, and hummed twice in their mouths.

"What? Don't you like to hear the two of you?" The monk got angry, walked up to them and taught them one by one: "Look at you, your arms are bigger than mine and your legs are thicker, look at you again. , Big % legs are thicker than my head, both of you are carefully selected by my Emperor Tang to protect me.

Why are you ashamed to see the tiger running faster than me?Ashamed or not?Shame or not?Cowardly or not? "

"It's not all your fault, why are all men taboo? When you urinate, you urinate. If you have to dig into the woods, you can dig into the woods. If you see a tiger sleeping, don't run away. If you have to touch someone's butt, you Say you owe it or not?" one of the followers complained.

"Eating fast food by myself, we have to force us to eat together, and we are not allowed to eat meat. We have been hungry for so many days, even if we encounter a cat, we can't even fight!" Another entourage also complained.

"You're still excited, right!" The monk stared, stood up straight, pointed a finger in the direction when they came, and said, "Go, go back now, go right away, I see how long Xiao Lizi can keep you alive!"

This time, the two of them stopped talking, and bowed their heads and stepped aside, weeping sadly.

After the monk finished speaking, he turned around and bent over and said to Zhang Yang with a smile, "This bald..."

Zhang Yang stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and interrupted him: "Everyone is bald, don't speak so straight."

Afterwards, the monk took off the monk hat on his head, revealing his black and beautiful hair, and smiled at Zhang Yang: "You are bald, I am not."

Zhang Yang was dumbfounded when he looked at it, and said, "You are using rejoicing! By the way, why do you wear a cassock and a monk's hat if you are not a monk? By the way, who are you?"

"Cough cough." The monk stood up straight, clasped his hands together, and saluted Zhang Yang: "The poor monk is a Tang monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and was sent to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures."

"Tang Seng!" Zhang Yang's eyes were about to fall out. It turned out to be Journey to the West. No wonder he felt a little familiar when the three of them were chased by tigers.

"It turned out to be Elder Tang!" Zhang Yang hurriedly returned the salute, and then asked excitedly, "But why do you have hair? I remember that you were taken in by the old monk of Jinshan Temple since you were a child, and you have been a monk since you were a child."

When Tang Seng heard Zhang Yang say this, he was also surprised and asked, "How do you know my background?"

Zhang Yang was anxious and wise, and hurriedly shook his head to cover up: "I also heard hearsay."

Tang Seng was skeptical, thinking about which long-tongued woman even told outsiders about her own life experience, could it be Sister Guanyin?If Sister Guanyin said it, then this person must not be a mortal.Thinking of this, Tang Seng gave Zhang Yang a thumbs up again, raised his eyebrows and asked tentatively, "Shangxian? Or Earth Immortal? It can't be a monster, right?"

Zhang Yang waved his hand and said, "As for me, I don't know how to explain it to you. Anyway, I'm not an ordinary person, do you understand? You also saw that just now, that tiger was beaten by me to the point of looking for its teeth. I'm better than you two. A great follower, how about Elder Tang taking me westward?"

Let's not talk about how many monsters and monsters you will encounter along the way. Anyway, there will be no shortage of beautiful women, especially in the country of daughters. The whole country is full of women. If the king can be included in the bag, then the women in the whole country will not be..., Zhang Yang thought. Here, saliva can flow out.

Tang Seng thought for a while, and then interrupted his lustful thoughts: "This bald... This donor, do you really want to go to the Western Heaven? The journey is dangerous, and I'm afraid the donor's body will not be able to bear it."

Tang Seng said this, and he was already scolded in his heart. It is such an important task to go to the West to obtain scriptures. Let's not talk about how much merit you can get in the hands of the Buddha. When you come back to Tang Dynasty, Tang Wang Li Shimin will send officials to send money to send beautiful women, one more Just open his mouth to have an extra pair of chopsticks, Tang Seng didn't want to share these with an outsider, and even he wanted to send these two followers away.

Zhang Yang nodded with a very firm attitude: "Yes, in order to save all sentient beings and save the world from dire straits, I must go. Because the world rises and falls, everyone is responsible, elder!"

Tang Seng was bad when he heard it. I didn't expect this guy to be so determined. I'm afraid it's not easy to let go. If he doesn't let go, will he get angry? If he gets angry, will his body start to smoke again and start hitting people, and he can't beat him even after a fight. , the two idiots next to them will definitely pretend to be bored and not do it.

The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became, Tang Seng rolled his eyes, and finally came up with a solution: "Donor, why don't you do this, let my two followers go back to Tang Dynasty with you and report to Xiao Lizi, hello officially incorporated into me Westbound team, how about I wait for you here?"

After he finished speaking, he didn't wait for Zhang Yang to open his mouth, he pulled the two followers and murmured: "Listen, you take him halfway and then sneak attack, first with a left knife, then a right knife, and finally find a place to dig. A pit buried him, and I'll wait for you here."

However, they were less than half a meter away from Zhang Yang, and he heard everything he said. He asked with a bewildered face, "Elder Tang, are you joking? Seng Tang? Bald?"

"Hahaha, the donor is really humorous, all right, you go, I'll wait here." Tang Seng turned around and pushed the two followers to Zhang Yang's side, then said with a smile: "Donor take care, Amitabha."

The entourages on both sides did not wait for Zhang Yang to speak, so they supported him and walked back, and the direction they were walking was not the road to Datang at all, and they walked towards the mountain on the side without taking two steps.

"Hey! Do you want to be so obvious?" Zhang Yang roared: "Two strong men, are we sure we are going to the Tang Dynasty? You are talking!"

Chapter 423: This Tang monk is a bit bad

Tang Seng watched his entourage carry Zhang Yang away, and when he couldn't see their figures, he ran away and ran wildly in the direction of the west sky by himself.

Because Li Shimin gave Tang Seng the white horse of a thousand miles, he was so hungry that he had no choice but to run all the way. Anyway, it was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and there were various gods around him to protect his body. He neither felt tired nor I can't feel the hunger and thirst, and there is only one thought in my heart, that is, hurry up to the west to complete the task, and return to the Tang Dynasty to enjoy the glory and wealth.

After walking for about half a day, Tang Seng saw a mountain village, and sighed that God has eyes, and he could finally have a bite of fast food, so he hurriedly broke into other people's village.Inside lived a Taibao named Boqin. He had a daughter-in-law, an elderly mother, and a child. When they saw the holy monk, they hurried out to greet him.

It just so happened that Birqin went hunting in the mountains this morning, and the harvest was full, so he invited Tang Seng to dinner.When he brought a pot full of steaming and fragrant stewed tiger meat, Tang Seng looked disgusted and rebuked loudly: "Don't the poor monk look like a monk?

Don't you know that all monks are vegetarians?What does serving a pot of meat mean?Um?Are you trying to embarrass me, a monk, on purpose?Look at the stewed meat, it's fat but not greasy, soft but not loose, the meat is full, and the oil is overflowing..." He said that the halazi was about to fall to the ground.

Who said that monks can't eat meat, Tang Seng's heart is bitter, as the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart will stay in his heart. He has kept so many Buddhas in his heart along the way, and the entanglement will soon be spent. The two attendants gnawed at the roots of the tree every day.Well now, there is a pot full of tiger meat with all the colors and flavors right in front of you, where is there any reason not to eat it?

"That's it, boy, let me taste a piece for you and try your handiwork." Tang Seng couldn't wait to take a piece of meat and quickly stuffed it into his mouth, no matter how hot his mouth was, he chewed it. Reluctant to swallow: "Well, yes, the craftsmanship is okay, I don't eat two pieces of such good meat, I'm sorry for your kindness."

Next, Tang Seng no longer cared about his image, and he swept away the whole pot of meat with a feast of nonsense.The Boqin family was dumbfounded. They looked at each other, unhappy but hard to express. Who would make them a holy monk?

When Tang Monk was sweating profusely, he took off his monk hat, revealing his sweat-wet hair.

So... he was raised by Birqin with one hand and threw it out of the villa: "Where are the pariahs pretending to be holy monks, don't let me see you again, or you will be beaten every time you see me!"

"I don't know what's dead or alive, when I get back from the scriptures, I will definitely ask Xiao Lizi to smash your house!" Tang Seng left angrily while sucking the oil in his hand.

It didn't take long for the Tang monk to reach the border of the Tang Dynasty, only to see a high mountain in front of it, shaped like five fingers.It was getting late at this time, and he had no choice but to go back to the villa to spend the night with the cheeky face, so he could only find a cave for the night.

He came to the foot of the mountain before dark, and found a sunken mountain hole, just in time to hide.Coincidentally, there was a small stone leaning on the front of the mountain, just enough to digest a stomach of tiger meat there, so he sat down.

As soon as he sat down, he heard a lazy voice from under his butt: "Hey, you pressed me."