People Are in Shanghai: the Opening Meets the Five Beauties of Joy

Guan Gu said magically: "No, it's a mouse. "Three six seven""

Chen Meijia said: "Guan Gu, you are wrong, how could it be a mouse, it is clearly a cockroach."

Guan Gu said miraculously, "Don't be funny, have you ever seen a fifty-centimeter cockroach?"

"So, that's a super invincible giant cockroach."

Guan Gu said miraculously: "Meijia, you must have read it wrong. It is obviously a mouse. I can see it clearly. It has a beard around its mouth. It must be a mouse."

Chen Meijia said: "Those beards come out from the top of the head, they are the tentacles of cockroaches."

Guan Gu said magically: "I have seen a cockroach, I swear it is definitely not, this time the situation is much more terrifying, it is a big mouse."

Su Mubai smiled and said, "I can understand that a cockroach can't scare a chicken warrior who is [-] meters tall, but a mouse will do."

Guan Gu said miraculously, "Brother Mubai, I'm not joking."

Su Mubai waved his hand and said, "Okay, when I was studying abroad, I was very interested in biology for a while, so I had a good relationship with the school's biology professor. He showed me his specimen library. There is a very special animal that left a deep impression on me. This creature has six legs, a sturdy carapace and gray fur, a tail, and tentacles on its head, about [-] cm in size It looks like a combination of a cockroach and a mouse, so which professor named this creature the cockroach rat."

Guan Gu said miraculously, "How did this strange animal form?"

Su Mubai said, "According to the conclusion of the professor's experiment, this animal has been contaminated by nuclear radiation and mutated into a complex of mice and cockroaches. It has a very fast production speed. Later, it even evolved wings and has the ability to fly. According to the professor. If you don't kill it, it will most likely grow to be as big as the monster in the TV series, so the professor dares not study it any more, and kills the cockroach to make a specimen."

Chen Meijia said in fear: "Ah, it's over, if our house is just a cockroach, will he eat us all when he grows up?"

Hu Yifei said, "Brother Mubai, don't scare us, did that professor tell you how to catch cockroaches?"

Su Mubai said, "I said, on the night of the full moon, if you find a pure woman who cuts her fingers and drips blood, you can lure the cockroaches out, and then you can catch them."

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Listen, it's the same as catching monsters in the TV series."

Su Mubai said solemnly, "This cockroach rat is no different from a monster after it mutates. After it becomes an adult, it will be difficult to deal with."

Cheng Man patted Su Mubai and said, "Okay, Mubai, there is no formality at all, why are you scaring them."

Guan Gu said miraculously, "So, Brother Mubai, you were the one fooling us just now, right?"

Su Mubai said while laughing, "Nonsense, it's already the 21st century, and I still believe that there are some of these things."

Lin Wanyu said, "Brother Mubai, if you're dead, you already know how to scare us."

Su Mubai said, "Alright, alright, I was wrong, I invited you to drink tonight."

A few days later, at Zhanbo's house, Lu Ziqiao was playing games with Zhanbo.

Lu Ziqiao said, "Zhanbo, didn't you meet a girl named Ada last time, how was your chat?"

Zhan Bo said: "I don't know what to say."

"What do you mean by not knowing, do you two talk a lot?"

Just as Zhan Bo was about to answer, the phone rang.

Zhanbo said happily after answering the phone, "Ada, what's the matter?"

"Zhan Bo, do you live in a love apartment?"

Zhan Bo said: "Yes, I live in love apartment 0......"

"I also want to rent a house in the love apartment. Do you have any acquaintances?"

Zhan Bo said: "Renting a house, there are acquaintances, are you alone?"

"And many of my best friends also want to move there."

Zhan Bo said: "There are many girlfriends, okay, let's make an appointment and let me introduce you to them."

Lu Ziqiao, who was on the side, was very itchy, grabbed the phone and said, "Hey, why don't you come over to the love apartment to have a look, it just so happens that we have a party tomorrow night. It's a membership system. You can apply for participation by email. We will randomly select lucky members to stay in the love apartment for free."

Ada asked, "May I ask who you are?"

"I, I am Lu Xiaobu, the landlord of the love apartment."

"Okay, I understand, I will inform my girlfriend."

Lu Ziqiao said, "Okay then, see you tomorrow at eight o'clock, goodbye."

After hanging up the phone, Zhan Bo said, "Zi Qiao, are you crazy?"

"Oh, how boring this weekend is. Brother Mubai took Sister Man out to play again. We don't know if we'll be back on the weekend. Let's have some fun. So we need to find the opposite sex, a lot of the opposite sex."

Zhan Bo said, "Then you can't say we're going to have a party."

"Didn't you hear A0.7da say that she has a lot of girlfriends, on this planet, apart from discounts, only parties can attract them all. I tell you, partying is like crossing a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops, you The higher the threshold is set, the more they want to participate. It’s like if you shout a beauty in the street, no matter if it’s a beauty or not, you will look back. Who would want to admit that they are not qualified.”

At this time, Hu Yifei came out of the bedroom and said, "Did you call me just now?"

"No, I'm chatting with Zhan Bo."

Hu Yifei turned around and went back to the room.

Lu Ziqiao said, "Zhanbo, see it."

Zhan Bo said: "You are right, but we are having a party there. We can't be here. Tomorrow weekend, everyone will be there, and they will not agree.".

Chapter Three Hundred and Ninety-Second: Concealing the Sky

Lu Ziqiao said, "Then you don't need their consent. If you stop my Ziqiao from picking up girls, you will die."

In the evening, in the bar, Su Mubai, Cheng Man and Hu Yifei were chatting.

Hu Yifei asked, "Brother Mubai, Sister Man, where did you two go to play?"

Su Mubai said, "Cheng Man said he wanted to go to Gongzhou to eat hot pot, so the two of us went to Gongzhou and played there for a few days."

Hu Yifei said: "I really want to go on a trip, but whenever I'm ready to go, the ruthless reality always tells me that I still have a group of students waiting for me to take classes."

Cheng Man smiled and said, "Haha, it's exactly the same as when I was working a few years ago. Every time I want to go out to relax, there will always be a group of customers who don't worry about their life-threatening calls, and they can't go anywhere."

While a few people were chatting, Lu Ziqiao walked in with a few tickets.

After seeing Su Mubai, Lu Ziqiao said, "Brother Mubai, you and Sister Man are going out to play again."

Cheng Man07 said: "It's okay, what are you holding in your hand?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "This is the ticket given to me by Aunt Liu from the neighborhood committee for the elderly art troupe. It will premiere at Yunfeng Theater tomorrow night. Let's be sure to join us."

Su Mubai asked, "What kind of performance?"

Lu Ziqiao said: "It is an art group formed by a group of grandparents. It is said that when the youngest among them was born, they were still playing little devils in China. When the oldest was born, the Empress Dowager Cixi was still building the Summer Palace."

Su Mubai said, "It's really not easy to perform at such a young age."

Lu Ziqiao said, "So, we should support it even more."

Guan Gu asked miraculously, "What are they performing?"

Lu Ziqiao said solemnly, "Pirates of the Caribbean."

Guan Guwei was taken aback by this terrifying operation, and then said, "Shouldn't they be doing Peking Opera or something?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "That's right, the new multimedia Peking Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean."

Su Mubai said, "Zi Qiao, you are really serious nonsense. Pirates of the Caribbean has a Peking Opera version."

Lu Ziqiao said, "Brother Mubai, think about it, if you are young now, if you play something like Outwitness Tiger Mountain or Farewell My Concubine, they don't like to watch it, and Peking Opera has to keep up with the times."

Su Mubai said, "Forget it, a group of grandparents playing the Peking Opera version of the Pirates of the Caribbean is unreliable."

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Yes, I'll sleep at home."

Lu Ziqiao said, "Mr. Zeng, don't you always respect the old and love the young? Don't you think we are just going to watch a show? We want to show our love to understand."

Guan Gu said miraculously: "Zi Qiao, you really impress me, I have known you for so long, I always thought you were a big radish, but I didn't expect you to be a big radish with a caring heart, I'm going Look."

Lin Wanyu said, "I haven't heard of Peking Opera, so I have to watch it too."

Su Mubai said, "I think Zi Qiao only has a few tickets, so go ahead."

After convincing a few people, Lu Ziqiao left the bar happily.

Zhan Bo hurried to catch up and said, "Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao, where is my ticket? I want to sit in the middle seat."

Lu Ziqiao said, "How tall are you? Do you want a ticket from a Caribbean idiot?"

"I'm going to see Pirates of the Caribbean."

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly: "Please, you've gone too far into the drama. You lied to yourself and believed it. We are going to a party, what kind of Peking opera are we watching?"

"Yeah, I almost forgot, we both made an appointment with Ada."

Lu Ziqiao glanced at Zhan Bo and said, "Your species is really the best."

"But didn't you promise to go together?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "I'm not trying to keep everyone from hiding. If I say I won't go, what will they think? Just wait until the show starts and find a reason to say that I can't go."

At night, in the bedroom, Su Mubai was chatting with Cheng Man.

Su Mubai said, "Gongzhou's hot pot is really good, but it's too spicy."

Cheng Man said, "Of course you are not used to spicy food."

Su Mubai's big hands moved restlessly and said, "Who is the little man?"

Cheng Man hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Big man, big man, I'm a little woman, okay?"

Su Mubai smiled and said, "It's almost the same. By the way, Zi Qiao must be making a fool of himself. I bet he won't go to see tomorrow's performance."

Cheng Man said: "He has to spend Yifei and the others. He must be doing something at home. Let's join in the fun tomorrow."

"it is good."

The next afternoon, in Lu Ziqiao's rental room, Chen Meijia was sitting in the living room.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's computer rang.

Chen Meijia saw that Lu Ziqiao was not there, so she played the voice message Lu Ziqiao received.

"Hello, it's the landlord Xiaobu, your name is so cute, I'm Ada, our party is tonight, right? I have more friends, about a dozen, but they are all handsome and beautiful. Say hello to you, we'll see you tonight."

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao came back from outside whistling.

After seeing Chen Meijia, Lu Ziqiao said, "Meijia, what are you doing here?"