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Biquge www.xbiquge.cc, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the national first-level registered exorcist induction training notice!A silver-white bird shuttled through the white snow floating outside, caught up with the train, and then gently tapped the window. Xiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window. The bird flew high again and disappeared.

Xiang Cheng leaned to the window to look, his lips moved, and he whispered, "Go, go, don't chase."

The bird disappeared, Xiang Cheng took off his hat, stroked his hair, scratched his head, put his hands in his pockets, curled up his long legs, and leaned against the swaying toilet, dozing off.

At six in the morning, the train arrived in Guangzhou after a 21-hour journey. Xiang Cheng was squeezed out of the station during the Spring Festival transport torrent rolling back to the south. When he left the station, he was almost shut down because he could not find a ticket. house.

After leaving the train station, Cantonese was spoken everywhere, it was light raining, and the boss in the newsstand was watching the TV and grilling the stove, making Xiang Cheng look blank.

"Call." Xiang Cheng said.

The boss didn't notice him, Xiang Cheng's voice became louder and said, "Boss, I'm calling!"

"Fight!" The boss said, "Why stare at me?"

Xiang Cheng put down his suitcase, took out his mobile phone to read the short message, and followed the call on the mobile phone to find a place to stay.

No one answered the phone, Xiang Cheng had to wait beside him, the boss stared at him.

After a while, Xiang Cheng called again, but no one answered. The phone still has ten dollars. The roaming fee is too expensive to save a bit. Moreover, the phone has been used for too many years. Sometimes it doesn't work well, and sometimes it hangs up automatically, which is simply annoying.

Xiang Cheng called once every ten minutes and made four calls. The boss stared at Xiang Cheng, apparently suspecting that the dead migrant worker was standing in front of his newsstand and taking up space.Xiang Cheng had no choice but to stop fighting. He leaned forward and carried the huge mountain-like backpack, and suddenly found that the suitcase on the ground was gone!

Xiang Cheng was stunned on the spot for a moment, then looked around, carrying his bag, with shock and anger on his face, and realizing that it had been stolen, he walked quickly to a place where no one was on the street, suppressed his anger, panted for breath, and clicked. Calm down with a cigarette.

Xiang Cheng squinted his eyes with the smoke in his two fingers and drew a virtual circle in the air.

The smoke seemed to be alive, spinning around in the air, and then turned into a strange elf, turning around Xiang Cheng's body, turning around, and flying in the opposite direction.

Xiang Cheng turned around and ran, carrying a big bag about two people wide, and once again passed the entrance of the newsstand and crossed the road like a gust of wind. The private car came to a sudden brake, the driver yelled, Xiang Cheng pressed the central stone fence, and jumped over. After passing, rushed down the overpass and ran to the quiet alley.

Two teenagers were tossing Xiang Cheng’s suitcase in front of a lock shop. Xiang Cheng roared, took out a wooden stick from his bag, rushed forward and greeted the thief. The one who opened the lock and repaired the leather shoes shouted in amazement: !"

Xiang Cheng kicked over the stall, but the thief ran with his suitcase, running into the corridor while rushing upstairs, Xiang Cheng's bag stuck outside the security door and quickly put it down.Roared: "Give me back!"

The thief opened the suitcase at the corner, with a look of astonishment. In an instant, Xiang Cheng turned over with extreme agility, connecting from the armrests to the three-story corridor, in the gloomy tube building, the thief said it was too late, then fast, change the code The suitcase flipped toward Xiang Cheng.

The white powder inside came out with a splash, mixed with strange lumps, and splashed Xiang Cheng all over.

Xiang Cheng was dumbfounded, the thief turned and ran, Xiang Cheng let out a heart-wrenching roar, rushed up, grabbed the collar of the thief who fell behind, and hit the wall with a muffled sound, and the thief fell down immediately Go down.

Xiang Cheng was dumbfounded, standing wheezing and wheezing, his body was covered with white powder, one after another in the sunlight in the aisle of the tube building, falling like snow.

Xiang Cheng's eyes were red, as if he had lost all strength. He knelt on the ground, trembling to gather the powder, shaking again, and put it back in his suitcase.

The police came outside and shouted something with a megaphone. Xiang Cheng realized that he was in trouble, and he was carrying the box to leave. However, the code lock had been smashed. The box was just picked up in his hand and there was a crash and the powder was scattered again. All over the floor.

The police rushed to the second floor and Xiang Cheng said, "I am not a bad person!"

The police couldn't help but said that Xiang Cheng took him away.

In the evening, at the police station.

The police registered Xiang Cheng's ID card, and everyone looked at each other.

"What do you do? Occupation?" the policeman said.

The big backpack was opened, and all Xiang Cheng’s things were poured out, a string of ancient copper coins, a bell, a large red string, a Chinese toothpaste, a toothbrush with messy hair, a retractable stainless steel stick, and a Umbrellas, three stacks of yellowed papyrus, one "Story", one "Dickinson Poems", a pack of colorful Q version of Shi Gandang, two packs of sanitary napkins, and a few pantyhose, sweaty white Three vests, painkillers, Yunnan Baiyao, a glass canned bottle filled with boiled water, and a stack of red paper, three sheets on the red paper, a few crooked long tongue monsters with a ballpoint pen, a supermarket pocket for food, pockets It contained half a catty of soybeans, two packs of Fuling mustard, a few hard steamed buns, a snuff bottle, a bundle of quilts, a tent, a pillow, a bed sheet size, and a red cloth embroidered with many weird monsters.

"Sell crafts." Xiang Cheng said.

The policeman was holding the copper coin. It looked like he was confirming whether it was an antique. He replied, "The copper coin cannot be returned to you. I will need someone to verify it."

Xiang Cheng was silent, and the police said, "I'll give you a note. If there is no problem in three days, I will get it. I registered the ID card. The kid was concussed by your push and was sent to the hospital to lie down."

Xiang Cheng said, "What about the parents? I want to ask for an explanation."

"Hurry up and go." The police said, "You can't leave if your parents come. You will kill you if you make medical expenses."

Xiang Cheng had to pack his things, stuff all his belongings into the bag, collapsed, and walked away in the curious eyes of the police.

Back in the tube building where the powder was sprinkled earlier, Xiang Cheng bought brooms and dustpans in the department store downstairs. When he went upstairs, he saw the door of a house open in the corridor and an aunt was flushing down the stairs. The washing powder mopped the floor diligently.

Xiang Cheng: "..."

"What are you doing?" said the aunt: "You destroy public sanitation and get garbage everywhere. Do you have a sense of ethics?"

Xiang Cheng turned and went downstairs, threw the dustpan and broom into the trash can, kicked the trash can angrily, knelt in front of the sewage flowing out of the corridor, and knocked three heads toward the sewer.

From winter to spring, everything sprouts.

Today's blind date, Chi Xiaoduo's whole person will be fainted by the police in front of him. The uniform system is almost exactly his weakness. The height, weight, and monthly salary are not important.

The policeman smiled embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm on a temporary mission. I'm late."

Chi Xiaodu hurriedly said: "Your name is Xingjie? It's okay, it doesn't matter, what do I have to eat today?

The police nodded, looked at the table below, and said, "Maybe I can only stay for two hours. I'll take you home later."

"Okay." Chi Xiaoduo said, "I urge them to serve food quickly. I'll eat it quickly if it's okay."

The two ate and chat. The policeman named Yang Xingjie was introduced by Wang Ren. He spoke witty and met a certain standard of Chi Xiaoduo. He also talked about a lot of strange things in the police station. Chi Xiaoduo was half listening. The whole person was dumbfounded immediately.

"Then what?" Chi Xiaoduo asked.

"Guess what's in that suitcase?" Yang Xingjie said solemnly, "You will never guess."

Chi Xiaoduo tossed over and over again to guess what could be in his suitcase based on the man's belongings, and then asked, "Why are there sanitary napkins? Is he abnormal?"

Yang Xingjie couldn't laugh or cry and answered: "This person didn't tell the truth. He often travels long distances and walks in the mountains. Maybe he is a veteran, but it doesn't look like it. Sanitary napkins are used as insoles. They absorb sweat well."

"Ah—" Chi Xiaoduo suddenly realized, and then asked: "Why does he walk? Avoid interrogation? Is the box for drugs? Impossible. Could it be some important Chinese medicine powder? Smuggled back?"

"It's the ashes of his parents." Yang Xingjie said: "We suspected that he was a tomb robber at first, but there was no excavation tool, so... it's strange that the copper coin was used for identification, and the result will be known."

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

Chi Xiaoduo held his forehead with one hand, and was speechless, thinking this was too sad.A dark, dirty peddler was in his mind, spreading a red cloth the size of a bed sheet on the side of the road, putting up messy things, squatting and waiting for someone to buy it.

After dinner, the two walked slowly in the spring breeze. Under the street lights along the way, the flowers were blooming. Guangzhou has always been called the city of flowers. In spring, the city bloomed like a sea of ​​flowers, and the spring breeze made people lazy. Eloquent.

"Do you have any plans in the future?" Chi Xiaoduo asked, "Will you get married?"

"The civil service system is difficult." Yang Xingjie said: "I don't want to lie to you, Chi Xiaoduo, you are very good-looking, and you are a very good person. I like the type. I think I already...a little like you, but ... It's not right to keep it from you, right?"

Chi Xiaoduo sighed in his heart, and Yang Xingjie said, "I am bisexual, and I feel both male and female."

"Ah." Chi Xiaoduo nodded and said, "I used to be a straight man."

"Yeah." Yang Xingjie asked: "I would take the liberty to ask, when did you find that you are...this one?"

Chi Xiaoduo said: "This is how I feel since I was a child, can't the civil service system come out?"

"If you want a future, you can't do it." Yang Xingjie replied: "When you get old, the unit leader will introduce you. If you don't get married at the age of 30, people will basically look at you with colored eyes."

"Understand." Chi Xiaoduo said, "Well, I know."

Yang Xingjie said: "You think about it, I can't promise you in the future, but at least for now, I will cherish you."

"Yeah." Chi Xiaoduo said, "I'll go back first. Please pay attention to safety."

Yang Xingjie took off his hat downstairs and waved at Chi Xiaoduo.

Chi Xiaoduo went upstairs, biting the corner of the quilt, and Wang Ren called again.

"Is the blind date still successful today?" Wang Ren said.

The TV next door was so noisy that Chi Xiaoduo got up and hammered the wall and shouted, "It's ten o'clock! Keep the TV down!"

Then Chi Xiaoduo rolled around on the bed and said to Wang Ren, "Can't you find a reliable point?"

"I'll go." Wang Ren said: "Xingjie said he fell in love, and you are still tangling with hairs!"

"But he will get married in the future!" Chi Xiaoduo said depressed: "Talk now, what shall I do in the future?"

Wang Ren said: "When you return, won't you let him resign? You are an idiot."

"Civil service system!" Chi Xiaoduo said: "It's still a policeman! How to resign?! ​​Just resign if you say anything!"

Wang Ren: "You write an anonymous disclosure letter and report to his leader..."

Chi Xiaoduo: "You are crazy!"

"Well, no kidding, seriously, you can think about it." Wang Ren said.

Chi Xiaoduo wailed: "Wang Ren, you can't introduce me a reliable one, can you live with me? I'm so hungry to see that the courier brother wants to go to court!"

Wang Ren: "Let me introduce to you! No one is successful. You said you want a male. Why don't you want the bald guy?"

Chi Xiaoduo said, "You should be a normal man anyway."

Wang Ren: "What's wrong with the bald head, you said, my brother, my hairline is receding day by day, don't you smash me too."

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

Wang Ren said, "Forget it, let's talk about it."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Don't bother you guys! Can the TV be quieter? It's half past ten!"

Wang Ren yelled on the phone: "You are sick! You have two or three hundred thousand a year. As for living in the village? Can't you live in a more normal place?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "I want to save money! No money! I feel insecure!"

Wang Ren: "What gift do you want for your birthday?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "Give me a boyfriend, I'm still a virgin after 26 years of life, so sad."

Wang Ren: "..."

"I'll be honest." Wang Ren asked, "Chi Xiaoduo, have you ever slept with a man?"

"No..." Chi Xiaoduo said boredly, "I want to, but I didn't find a suitable one."

Wang Ren said: "I'm so weird, you are a little sufferer, do you just want to be suppressed? Is it cool?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "I haven't been overwhelmed. How can I know that I am upset? I have to experience it before I can answer you. Hey, why am I already twenty-six years old and still a virgin..."

Wang Ren: "Either find someone to experience it for you? I don't think you are entangled, just brother and me."

Chi Xiaoduo: "..."

Wang Ren was just joking. Of course, the two knew that they couldn’t have sex with each other, otherwise they would not even be able to do it with their friends. Wang Ren was so desperate, even if the whole world was cut off, Chi Xiaoduo was too. Not going to find him, the two chirped for a while, Chi Xiaoduo went to sleep with their belly up, like a sunfish.