Pregnant Emperor

"What did you say?" the emperor asked, unwilling to believe what she'd just said.

"I said, i don't wanna be your maid. It ....i just don't want to be your maid.I'd rather be a lowly servant that is unknown. Let's pretend that all this never happened" said Tie Lan.

"Yeah! You're right. Let's pretend you never existed."The emperor suddenly placed a sword that appeared from thin air on her neck.

"I'm asking you for the last time. Will you be my maid or not?" he asked.

Tie Lan swallowed saliva.

"Please kill me," she said and then closed her eyes.

Seeing this, the emperor smiled.

"Is it because of my strange sėx?" he asked and removed the sword from her neck.

Tie Lan opened her eyes and began to cough.

"Can you please not remind me of that? I'm trying to forget" said Tie Lan.

"Enviable? More like a scary body" Tie lan thought.

"I'll give you a week to consider this. Meanwhile, you must deliver my soup to me every night. Am i clear?"

"Yes, your majesty"

"You may leave. And recall, if you tell.."

"I will have big hɨps and a big head and turn into a pig eventually," said Tie Lan and then she ran out.

"You..where did you learn those words from. Forget it." he sat on the bed and placed his hand on his crotch.

"Am i a man or woman?" he asked himself.