PUBG Mobile: Madman

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PDD, who was searching the house, heard Liu Han's words with some doubts and asked:

"This game still says BUFF? Is it so metaphysical?"

Liu Han suppressed his smile and made his voice serious:

"That's right, I have a bottle of drink here. When it's full, it will heal quickly. Come here."

As soon as PDD heard it, he was not searching. He carefully looked around and found that there was no enemy situation and quickly ran to Liu Han's house.

"Brother, where is the buff?"

As soon as he entered the door, he suddenly heard the sound of metal hitting the wall in his earphones. He was stunned for a while, and always felt that the sound sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard it.

Then suddenly I saw a roar of sparks and smoke beside my character, and then I collapsed at the door on the first floor.

"Wow, brothers and sisters, 353 people beat me, hurry up, I'm bombed!"

PDD panicked to death, hurriedly crawled into the house, slowly crawled to the corner and kept shouting Liu Han. But Liu Han didn't answer, and then his own ghost song appeared in his earphones:

"Ah ah ah ah ah, I'm the most sassy pig in the whole League of Legends. I can really change the bullets manually. It's impossible for me to die in this wave of hits..."

Liu Han stepped on the beat of the music and squatted to the teacher who prostituted, and then slowly turned off the music.

PDD also felt that something was wrong, but he was too panicked just now, and he didn't see anyone throwing lightning at himself, so he quickly said:

"It's okay, I'm not dead, wow, brother, it's scary, pull me up."

The barrage was already laughing at this time.

"Hahaha, this pig, hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Second Battalion Commander!"

"That's enough for you, I have changed my name! Indifference has been lost, do you understand!"

"Hahaha, dog, what are you going to do next? Don't let us down, or there will be no place for you in the little zombie."

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After Liu Han turned off the music, he said to the somewhat dazed PDD in a particularly warm voice:

"Teacher, I threw this thunder. How about it, this buff is good, right? I heard that you wanted to eat geoduck just now?"

When PDD heard it, he immediately knew what was going on. He said quickly:

"Wow, brother, don't talk nonsense, you were brought to the rhythm by the water friend. I'm sitting up straight, how can I eat that kind of dirty food? You heard it wrong."

Liu Han controlled the characters to squat and stand up and squat down and stand up.

"No no no, teacher, I mean, I want to eat geoduck."

This time it was PDD's turn to be stunned. But after the barrage reminded by the water friend, he quickly asked:

"Didn't you just eat geoduck and get food poisoning? Still eating?"

Liu Han skillfully lit a cigarette and took a puff, and said:

"No, what I value is your thoughts, teacher, otherwise, you shouldn't have much blood, teacher, right?" The character who controlled him punched PDD.

He was a little panicked when the blood dropped. He just picked up a fully equipped M416 in his bag, and it even has a silencer. This is a cherished accessory for Mengxin, and he can't bear it. said quickly:

"Hey brother, don't fight, it's wrong, it's wrong, Mr. Liu is wrong, you shouldn't forcefully take advantage of you, so I'll invite you for a late night snack, everyone is from the magic capital, I invite me! "

Liu Han is still pretending to shirk.

"No, no, teacher, I'm your fan, how can I invite you to dinner, so the audience in your live broadcast room must not spray me to death?"

PDD heard this sentence and glanced at his own barrage, the screen was full of:

"Pig and dog disagree!"

"It's not as good as pigs and dogs!"

"Pig dogs won't!"

"Pigs and dogs don't spray!"

The unified four-character rhythm band flew up, he touched his skull and said with a smile:

"It's okay, you pull me up first, how about I'll be sure to invite you for a late night snack?"

"That's a deal?"

"Of course, Liu's words count!"

Only then did Liu Han pull him up, and then said in his mouth:

"Teacher, you are a big anchor. If you are serious about your words, if you go back on your word or smack me, then all of us little pigs will unsubscribe!"

When the barrage heard Liu Han's words, it also echoed:

"Hey, yes yes, unsubscribe unsubscribe~"

PDD saw that the live broadcast effect has been achieved, and Liu Han, a person who can joke and blow B, is full of his own appetite, and quickly said:

"It's okay, the water friends are watching, I'm not that kind of person."

After hearing this, Liu Han laughed and laughed happily. Then he looked at the PDD who gave him a medical kit. Seeing that he would not take medicine for a while, he asked with some doubts:

"Teacher, are you out of medicine?"

The honest child PDD immediately looked at the backpack and said:

"No, do you have one?"

Liu Han's old fans sighed after hearing Sao Zhu's words.

"Good people don't live long these days..."

As expected, Liu Han smiled slightly at the camera.

"200 red envelopes, I'll give you a bottle, OK?"

PDD: "…"

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