Douluo Continent: Twin Golden and Silver Dragons Shock Bibi Dong

He reached out and grasped Bibi Dong's small hand, which was pressed against his chest, holding it tightly in his palm.

"As long as it puts you at ease and doesn't put you in a difficult position, what does it matter if I hurt myself a little?"

Bibi Dong trembled, looking into Xuan Hao's deep and obsessive blue eyes, and finally sighed helplessly, obediently resting her head on his chest.

She's really going to get her hands on that scoundrel for the rest of her life.

"You really don't plan to go find Nana?"

Xuan Hao sighed helplessly, "This is the first time I've met someone as eager as you to cuckold themselves."

Bibi Dong snorted coldly, "Isn't this something that was bound to happen sooner or later?"

What kind of bastard is Xuan Hao?

How could she not know?

This brat has been like this since he was little!

They never hide their desires! Even their expressions are simple and direct!

And this guy is truly shameless!

Once they set their sights on you, they can really stick to you day after day for ten years!

Chapter 379 Xuanhao's Diary of Becoming the "Pope's Secretary"

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The next day.

As the first rays of dawn shone through the curtains into the bedroom, Xuanhao groggily opened his eyes and found the seat next to him empty again.

"I'm really destined to be a workaholic."

Xuan Hao yawned and sat up.

Yesterday, Bibi Dong spent the whole day indulging in absurdity with him in the palace, leaving behind a large backlog of official business.

In addition, it's currently a sensitive period during the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament, with a mountain of intelligence and unexpected events piling up at the Papal Palace. She really doesn't have time to waste with his nonsense anymore.

After dressing neatly and quickly washing up, Xuan Hao headed towards the Hall of Government Affairs, familiar with the area.

However, he wasn't here to cause trouble or be mischievous today; he genuinely intended to help and lighten the burden on this queen who was working non-stop.

Push open the heavy doors of the government affairs hall.

As expected, Bibi Dong, dressed in a magnificent dark purple papal robe and wearing a nine-curved purple-gold crown, sat upright in the large main seat, her expression cold and focused as she reviewed the mountain of memorials and intelligence reports piled on the table.

Xuan Hao walked over quietly.

Under Bibi Dong's somewhat wary and suspicious gaze, he didn't crawl under the table like he did yesterday. Instead, he went directly to the other side of the desk and unceremoniously picked up the stack of urgent memorials that was half a meter high and hadn't been reviewed yet.

Then he pulled up a chair, picked up a quill pen, sat down with an air of authority, and began reviewing the papers at lightning speed.

"Xuanhao, what are you trying to do now?!"

Bibi Dong's eyes twitched violently, her hand holding the pen suddenly stopped, and she scolded him impatiently.

"I'm really busy today, please don't make things worse for me, okay? This is all important intelligence from the front-line cities and the major Martial Soul Halls, not something you can use as doodles!"

"Why don't you take a look at my approval first and then you'll know?"

Xuan Hao didn't even raise his head. With a flourish of his quill pen, he simply pushed the first two memorials he had just finished reviewing directly in front of Bibi Dong. "I guarantee I didn't mess around."

Bibi Dong frowned with suspicion, picked up the two memorials and glanced at them.

Upon seeing this, her expression, which had been slightly angry, immediately changed.

The memorial's approval of the allocation of resources in local branches and its handling of small-scale border frictions with the Heavenly Dou Empire were not only clear and well-organized, but more importantly, the wording and approach were exactly the same as her usual style!

Even in weighing certain details, she was more thorough and ruthless than she herself had thought of!

“You…” Bibi Dong looked at him in disbelief, “You can handle these political affairs?”

"Teacher, aren't you underestimating me?"

Xuan Hao's hands didn't stop moving; the quill pen scratched lightly on the paper. He twitched his eye slightly and muttered:

"I've been the president of the Tiandou Self-Strengthening Association for years, okay? I manage such a large chamber of commerce and intelligence network. I've handled all sorts of complicated and messy matters, resource allocation, and personnel transfers over the years. It's not like I haven't done it before."

"All government affairs, though different in approach, lead to the same goal and are not significantly different. Moreover, I have been observing you for so long that I have thoroughly figured out your review habits and personality bottom line. I will definitely review them directly according to your line of thinking, so how could I possibly make a mistake?"

Bibi Dong looked at his practiced movements with an extremely strange expression: "You...you really are a complete freak."

She was truly convinced.

Xuan Hao is not only a once-in-a-millennium monster in martial arts cultivation, but he also displays an outrageously terrifying talent in learning anything.

Except for a very few things like art and music that require specific sensory talents, as long as it is based on logic and learning, he can learn anything and master its core principles at a glance!

"I've always been this smart, you've known that for a long time."

Xuan Hao shamelessly boasted, then pulled the thick stack of memorials towards himself:

"Alright, you've had a long day yesterday, so just rest today. If you really can't stay idle, help me out and take a look at what I've approved. If you find anything wrong, revise it. I'll take care of all the paperwork today."

Seeing Xuan Hao's serious expression, Bibi Dong felt a warmth in her heart and stopped being polite to him.

She simply stood up and gave the spacious and comfortable seat to Xuan Hao, while she pulled up a chair and sat down beside him, holding a cup of red tea, quietly watching him review the documents.

……

A morning passed in the blink of an eye.

As the midday sun streamed into the government affairs hall, Bibi Dong sat beside him, watching Xuan Hao casually toss the last memorial into the "approved" basket, completely dumbfounded.

That's the amount of work she usually has to work overtime, a whole day, to barely finish!

But Xuanhao only used four hours in one morning!

The speed at which they approve these papers is absolutely outrageous!

He practically received the memorial, barely glancing at the intelligence on it, before his quill pen began writing his reply.

Many complex issues involve balancing the interests of multiple parties and require Bibi Dong to stop and carefully consider the proposed solutions.

When it came to Xuanhao, he didn't even pause; he just picked up the pen and started writing, as if he already knew the standard answer and was just copying it directly!

"Where did you learn your information processing skills from?"

Bibi Dong put down her teacup and stared at him with a strange expression.

Xuan Hao tossed the quill pen onto the table, stretched lazily, and grinned smugly.

"Because I'm smarter than you."

Bibi Dong's face darkened instantly, and the slight feeling of gratitude she had just felt vanished in anger at those rude words.

Seeing that the Pope was about to lose his temper, Xuan Hao quickly waved his hands and explained:

"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand. I'm not saying you're not smart. What I mean is, my brain processes information differently than yours. Teacher, when you usually handle these official documents, you don't use mental energy to speed up your brain's thinking process, do you?"

"Mental power accelerates thinking?"

Bibi Dong was taken aback for a moment, her delicate brows furrowing slightly. "I'm not a pure spirit-attribute Soul Master. I usually use my mental power to intimidate and lock onto targets, how could I possibly use it to accelerate my thinking?"

"Yes, this skill was taught to me by Na'er in private."

Xuanhao leaned back in his chair and patiently explained, "The most time-consuming part of doing these complicated government affairs is actually the brain's process of weighing the pros and cons."

"As for us advanced Soul Masters, our mental strength is far greater than that of ordinary people. We can actively stimulate and accelerate the operation of our brains through a special mental energy vibration frequency. What may seem like only a moment to the outside world is actually hundreds or thousands of deductions and considerations in our minds."

Xuan Hao paused for a moment, then continued, "Although this method may initially make your brain feel very swollen and tired, and your mental and physical movements will produce a strong sense of tearing and incoordination, once you get used to the frequency over time, it will become as simple as drinking water."

"The principle is actually similar to the distraction control of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, but it is more extreme. It allows me to process several different problems in my mind at the same time. So I can write the reply to this memorial while already thinking about the solution for the next memorial in my mind."

"Completely separating the body's muscle memory from the brain's high-frequency thinking is why I can handle these documents so quickly."

Chapter 380 Whose Husband Am I?: Xuan Hao: Is that even a question? It's definitely yours!

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Bibi Dong's eye twitched slightly, and her gaze towards Xuan Hao grew increasingly horrified:

"You two are insane! Do you know that forcibly overdrawing your mental energy to control your brain can easily lead to a backlash of mental energy, or even turn you into an idiot?!"

"It's alright. Na'er's research on mental power is more thorough than anyone else's. She perfected this method a long time ago. I'm already very proficient at using it now, and there are absolutely no side effects."

Xuan Hao smiled dismissively, then suddenly leaned closer, saying somewhat seductively, "Shall I teach you?"

"Once you learn this trick, your efficiency in handling these messy official documents will definitely increase several times over! However..."

Xuan Hao stroked his chin. "Although this way of thinking can greatly improve objective work efficiency, subjectively, because the workload on your brain is increased, you will feel more tired and need more rest after you finish approving official documents."

"But with your terrifying mental strength as a level 99 Peerless Douluo, learning this should be a piece of cake. So, do you want to learn it?"

After hearing this, Bibi Dong's eyes did indeed flash with a hint of interest.

As pope, what she lacks most is time.

If she could really reduce the time spent on government affairs like Xuan Hao, she would have more energy to cultivate and control the overall situation.

She paused, looking at Xuan Hao's handsome face so close to hers, and asked warily:

How to learn?

"I have a very efficient crash course training method here that will allow you to quickly master mental overclocking and body separation." Xuan Hao's smile grew brighter, but his eyes revealed a familiar wickedness.

Seeing his malicious expression, Bibi Dong's eyelids twitched, and she instinctively sensed danger.

She sneered, staring intently at him: "Xuanhao, didn't you just make me spend the whole day with you yesterday? What kind of trouble are you trying to cause today?!"

Xuanhao shrugged. "Teacher, what you're saying is unreasonable. Yesterday was just a waste of time. Although we spent the whole day there, we didn't really have any real fun, did we?"

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As the sun sets, the blood-red afterglow shines through the tall, floor-to-ceiling stained glass windows of the Papal Palace, casting dappled light and shadow on the thick carpets of the bedroom.

The atmosphere on the large bed was one of blush-inducing languor and exhaustion.

Bibi Dong collapsed, utterly exhausted, into Xuan Hao's broad, hot chest.

At this moment, the two had long since shed their layers of elaborate robes that symbolized supreme power.