Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Guan Gu Shenqi said in a very serious tone.

"I always have to go to the bathroom before I go to bed, just so I can sleep soundly until dawn!"

"But sometimes I just can't pee, so I have to grit my teeth and go to sleep."

Zhang Wei interjected.

"Guan Gu, you seem to have some kidney deficiency!"

Guan Gu Shenqi rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei and then continued.

"I was sleeping when I suddenly felt the urge to pee."

"But because I didn't want to get up, I held it in and didn't get up to go to the toilet."

"I held it in until I fell asleep..."

"Then I held it in until the next morning!"

Lu Ziqiao spoke up.

So...get to the point!

Guan Gu Shenqi's habit of getting more anxious and missing the point is still not cured.

Urged on by Lü Ziqiao, Guan Gu Shenqi finally spoke.

"The key point is..."

"You can try to sleep for a while; maybe you'll fall asleep."

"I feel so uncomfortable!"

"Of course, you can also not believe me and just stand here and hold it in."

Lu Ziqiao is now in a state of despair, and he really has no other good options.

So, Lu Ziqiao tentatively leaned against the corner of the elevator and closed his eyes.

A few minutes later...

Lu Ziqiao opened his eyes wide and said irritably.

"I just can't sleep at all!"

"I don't just need to pee, I'm about to burst!!"

Guan Gu offered some advice.

"Ziqiao, you need to relax!"

"Relax first!"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said.

"It can't be loosened!"

"I'm using all my strength to fight against it!"

Zhang Wei said with a smile.

"Guan Gu, can't you see that your methods are completely useless!"

Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and said.

"So, do you have any good ideas?"

Zhang Wei nodded and said.

"Of course!"

"Our dean told us that!"

"If you urgently need to pee but can't find a toilet, you can quickly eat some steamed buns or bread."

"Absorb the water in your stomach."

"This way, I can relieve stress indirectly!"

Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.

"That makes a lot of sense!"

"Does anyone carry steamed buns or something with them?"

Guan Gu Shenqi rolled his eyes.

"Just kidding, who carries steamed buns and bread with them to a bar..."

Zhang Wei gave a wicked smile.

"I brought it!"

As he spoke, Zhang Wei pulled a cream cake from his pocket, which was in a plastic bag.

Lu Ziqiao said, his eyes wide.

"Snake, I love you to death!!"

"Give it to me now!"

Zhang Wei generously handed the cake to Lü Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao took the cake and ate half of it in a few bites.

Guan Gu asked, puzzled.

"Zhang Wei, what are you doing carrying around a cream cake?"

"Are you afraid of drinking alcohol to replenish your energy when you're hungry?"

Zhang Wei waved his hand and said.

"Of course not. Even when I need to replenish my energy, I choose inexpensive and delicious foods like sugar cakes and steamed buns."

"Cream cakes are simply not in my consideration."

While munching on his cake, Lü Ziqiao asked curiously.

"Where did this cake come from?"

"This tastes a bit strange."

Zhang Wei said with a smile.

"what……"

"Oh, Teacher Zeng told me to take it downstairs and throw it away the day before yesterday."

"I put it inside my coat, but I forgot to wear it..."

"I was feeling cold tonight, so I put this coat on again!"

Guan Gu Shenqi tentatively asked.

"Is this cake still edible?"

Zhang Wei stroked his chin as he spoke.

"I hope... everything is alright."

"Ziqiao, are you alright?"

Just as Lü Ziqiao was about to speak, a sharp pain shot through his abdomen.

"Zhang Dapao, you're going to get me killed!!"

Zhang Wei began to defend himself.

"With so many preservatives these days, I thought this cake would be fine!"

Guan Gu Shenqi chimed in with a sarcastic remark.

"Is it possible that Teacher Zeng asked you to throw it away?"

"Is it because it's inedible?"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized.

"No wonder Ziqiao arrived so quickly."

"It's a miracle drug!"

"Ziqiao, do you still need to pee now?"

Lu Ziqiao said through gritted teeth.

200 "I'm not in a rush at the front, but I am in a rush at the back!!"

"It's even more damn painful now."

Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.

"Looking at it this way, our dean really wasn't lying."

"This method is indeed effective."

Lu Ziqiao shouted fiercely.

"You even said that I wish I could die with you..."

"Oh no, I'm about to die."

Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and said.

"Zhang Wei, I feel like Ziqiao is in even more pain now!"

Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.

"of course!"

As the saying goes, "Holding your pee can get you a thousand miles, but having diarrhea makes it hard to take a single step!"

"Ziqiao, you must hold on!"

"Don't believe a single fart..."

Just then, there was a knock on the elevator door.