Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"I think his smile looks uglier than his crying."

Tang Youyou lied through her teeth.

“My eldest nephew has always had this expression when he’s happy since he was little.”

"Let me record a video and send it to his mother."

After seeing everyone's reactions, Zhuge Dali finally understood the type of friendship among the apartment's residents.

First line: It is safest to be by your side in times of danger.

The second line reads: "When things are safe, the people around you are in the most danger."

Horizontal scroll: Purely mischievous friends!

Fifteen minutes later, after being persuaded by Lin Yun and the others, Guan Gu reluctantly put down the prop in his hand.

Aside from Lu Zhanbo, who works out regularly, nothing else seems to be happening...

The rest of the people sat down on the ground, exhausted.

Lu Ziqiao started cursing.

"What the hell?! Why are you chasing us?!"

Guan Gu said, panting.

"Who told you to abandon me!"

"You guys are so inhumane!"

Lu Ziqiao retorted stubbornly.

"One general's success is built on the bones of ten thousand; those who achieve great things do not concern themselves with trifles!"

Guan Gu Shenqi immediately braced himself with his hands on the ground, preparing to lift himself up.

"Not particular about details?"

I'll cut your seppuku in a heartbeat!

Zeng Xiaoxian said in despair.

"Alright, stop arguing, and stop arguing too!"

"Don't chase after them anymore!"

"I'm so tired, I feel like my intestines are going to break."

"Next time it's a physically demanding activity, please just ignore me."

"I'm still better at using my brain..."

Zhang Wei raised his hand and spoke.

"Me too!"

Hu Yifei mocked from the side.

"Hey, you bunch of grown men, can you please stop making a fool of yourselves here!"

"Look at those staff members, they've been chasing you for so long, how come they're not as tired as you are!"

The boss said with a smile.

"That's because the staff of the Chainsaw Massacre were previously professional marathon runners."

"This distance is just a warm-up for him."

Lin Yun couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.

"Wow, this place really is a professional re-employment center!"

"Alright, everyone, now that you've rested, it's time to head home."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said, "Damn."

"I can't go on, I need to rest a little longer."

"This amount of exercise was really tough on me."

Lin Yun turned his head and said.

"Boss, then please carry these people to 'Cemetery Village'."

"Let them go into the secret room to rest."

Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.

"No! You've rested enough!"

"We've had enough rest!!"

Chapter 861 Pets and Niggers Not Allowed (Please Subscribe!)

Wednesday morning.

Lin Yun sat in his office, looking at the bizarre case in front of him.

This case is extremely outrageous, but it is indeed true.

The client had an extramarital affair. After his wife found out, she replaced the lubricant he was using with super glue...

As a result, the client and the lover successfully achieved a unity of mind...

The client has come to the firm to sue his wife for assault.

In fact, as a professional lawyer, I don't distinguish between good and bad people in front of Lin Yun; it all depends on how the law ultimately pronounces its judgment.

But! Helping this guy with his lawsuit is really embarrassing...

Lin Yun was afraid that he would burst out laughing when he made his statement in court.

Therefore, Lin Yun planned to have someone send the case to Zhang Wei later.

Zhang Wei is a professional; he can hold back his laughter.

Just then, Lin Yun's phone suddenly rang.

After seeing that it was an unfamiliar number, Lin Yun thought for a moment and then answered the call.

"Hello?"

The phone rang with broken Chinese.

"Mr. Lin, it's me."

"I'm calling to remind you that we have a meeting scheduled for this afternoon."

Lin Yun suddenly realized.

"Oh! It's the Empress Dowager 233!"

"I haven't forgotten about that. Where shall we meet this afternoon?"

The Empress Dowager said happily.

"I'm not very familiar with Shanghai, so Mr. Lin, please choose a good place to meet."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Let's meet at the bar downstairs from my place."

"There's a bar right at the main entrance of Love Apartment; it's very easy to find."

"We're not talking about anything confidential, so we don't need to hide it from anyone, right?"

The old lady spoke first.

"no!"

"Bars are great; when people are talking, they need a relatively relaxed environment."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Yun resumed his work. In fact, the repetitive nature of his daily life had already made him feel somewhat bored.

Fortunately, there are still people and things in his life that can help him escape boredom.

For example, that person arrives right now!

Zhuge Dali walked in through the door, holding her phone.

Good morning!

Lin Yun raised his head and said.

Good morning!

What are you playing?

Zhuge Dali raised his head and said.

"I haven't played yet, I'm a little hungry, I'm planning to order some takeout."

Do you want a hamburger?

Lin Yun spoke up.

"Okay, give me a beef and cheese burger then."

Zhuge Dali nodded and said.

"Then I'll have one hamburger and one chicken wrap."

Lin Yun asked.

"You don't eat hamburgers?"

Zhuge Dali shook his head and said.

"No, hamburgers are too high in calories."

"I'll just have the chicken wrap."

Lin Yun shrugged and said.

"Okay, if you're sure you don't want it, then that's fine!"