"That's right!"
"This conversation started with my new bottle of unicorn perfume!"
"Curry Sauce said, puzzled."
"We are considering something."
"That's why the unicorn is fake, but the giraffe is real!"
"The white horse with horns on its head is fictional."
"A moose with a long neck and a wavy pattern that is several meters long actually exists!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Who says unicorns are virtual?"
"It still exists, but it has adapted to the environment so that you can't recognize it anymore."
Chen Meijia shrugged.
"for example?"
Lin Yun said in a very serious tone.
"Unicorns, because they have horns on their heads, use their horns as weapons, whether for courtship or for self-defense."
"If horns are used as weapons, then strong limbs and a low chassis are required."
"Therefore, throughout history, unicorns have continuously evolved..."
Chen Meijia asked curiously.
"So what did they eventually evolve into?"
Curry sauce concluded.
"Short legs, thick limbs, low chassis, and a single horn on its head..."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"That's right!"
"It is indeed a rhinoceros!"
At this moment, both Curry Sauce and Chen Meijia were shocked!
Their beautiful fantasy about unicorns was shattered...
"Curry Sauce said in despair."
"It's over..."
"In the Western fantasy novels I read before, the male protagonists always rode unicorns!"
"I used to think he was really cool!"
"Now, I can't get into it at all!!"
Chen Meijia also spoke up.
"Yes!"
"I picture a prince and princess riding a rhinoceros, strolling along a country path..."
"Not only is it aesthetically unappealing, but its legs are also dragging on the ground."
"It's so vivid!"
These two are really honest; Lin Yun dares to say what he wants, and they really dare to believe him.
At this moment, Hu Yifei walked in from outside the door carrying a bag.
Seeing the two women looking worried, he asked curiously.
What's wrong with you all?
"Caught red-handed doing something wrong?"
Curry Sauce turned her head and said.
"No, we just can't accept reality right now."
Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.
"What reality?"
Chen Meijia spoke up.
"The unicorn has evolved into a rhinoceros!"
Hu Yifei paused for a moment before speaking.
"The only thing these two have in common is that they both have horns!"
"Lin Yun, you've fooled them again, haven't you?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Girls are just for teasing!"
"So, how did your colleagues react after I left?"
Hu Yifei sighed and said.
"What other reaction could there be?"
"The female colleagues screamed, and the male colleagues remained silent."
"On this day, many female teachers asked about our relationship."
"And they all think that the luxury car you drive is mine."
"I only became your boyfriend because of my money."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Haha, that's great!"
I really liked their reaction!
Looking at Lin Yun's smiling face, Curry Sauce suddenly spoke.
"Lin Yun, why do I feel like you're different today than you were yesterday?"
Lin Yun asked the question knowing the answer already.
"What's different?"
"Curry Sauce said, squinting his eyes."
"I can't explain it."
"You're no different from usual today."
"But yesterday, I felt down, and I was visibly unhappy."
Hu Yifei nodded and said.
"That's right!"
You seemed completely distracted yesterday.
"I thought you'd been bewitched by some vixen."
Lin Yun joked.
"." oops!"
"Men, you know!"
"There are always a few days each month when my emotions aren't quite right!"
"I think you can understand, right?"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"What the hell do you understand!"
"But I'm glad you're back to normal."
“If you always stay in that state, everyone will be very worried about you.”
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Don't worry."
"I'm perfectly fine!"
"By the way, Yifei, you have to keep your promise to me!"
Chen Meijia asked curiously.
"Sister Yifei, what did you promise?"
Hu Yifei sighed and said.
"I promised Lin Yun that I would let him come with me when I gave my first open class."
"Don't worry, I, Hu Yifei, always keep my word!"
"I will never break my promise!"
"Next Monday, the second period!"
Lin Yun glanced at the date and said.
"Next Monday, second quarter, okay, I got it."
Just then, Curry Sauce suddenly spoke up.
"Hey, isn't this (Good Good Good) Miao Miao's lunchbox?"
"How come it's on the dining table? Wow! It's still braised pork inside."
"Lin Yun, did you bring it back?"
Lin Yun turned his head and said.
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