Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

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"Stop talking, go take a shower."

At this moment, it was as if the two had switched roles, with Ouyang Mofei becoming the impatient one.

Lin Yun found this situation amusing, but wasn't particularly surprised.

After all, most women are actually much more lustful than men, it's just that men are more open about it, while women are more shy about it.

After taking off his suit jacket, Lin Yun handed it to Ouyang Mofei, and then prepared to go into the bathroom.

However, at that moment, Ouyang Mofei suddenly spoke.

Why does your suit smell so good?

"You're wearing perfume..."

Lin Yun turned his head and said.

"It's just that other women's perfume got on my clothes."

"Don't make such a fuss."

After saying that, Lin Yun went into the bathroom.

A moment later, the sound of water came from the bathroom...

Ouyang Mofei angrily threw his suit on the sofa.

A few seconds later, he reached out and picked up the suit jacket, smoothed out the wrinkles, and hung it on the hanger.

Next, she first looked at her makeup in the dressing mirror, and then struck a few poses on the bed that she thought were absolutely stunning.

Those few minutes felt unusually long to Ouyang Mofei.

A moment later, Ouyang Mofei tiptoed to the bathroom door, took off his bathrobe, and then suddenly opened the door and went inside.

A second later, Ouyang Mofei's scream came from the bathroom.

"what!"

"It's so cold, so cold!"

Ouyang Mofei hurriedly slipped out of the bathroom, then picked up a towel and talked to Lin Yun inside the bathroom.

Why are you using cold water to take a shower?!

"You've broken the law, do you know that?!"

Lin Yun said with a dark expression.

"Hey, I didn't lock the door because I trusted you."

"And then you suddenly attacked me, and then you turned around and accused me?"

Looking at Lin Yun, who was so candidly presenting himself to him, Ouyang Mofei couldn't help but blush.

Ouyang Mofei said, blushing.

"I was planning to shower with you!"

"Who would have thought you'd use cold water!"

Aren't you afraid of catching a cold and developing kidney deficiency?

Lin Yun began to complain.

"Those two words have nothing to do with me!"

"And could you please stop giving me that lewd look?"

Upon hearing Lin Yun's words, Ouyang Mofei felt even more at ease!

Seeing this, Lin Yun had no choice but to turn off the shower and pick up a towel to dry his body.

"and many more!"

"let me!!"

Lin Yun looked at the obsequious Ouyang Mofei and said warily.

"what would you like?"

Ouyang Mofei grinned as he spoke.

"Hey, shouldn't we flirt a little before getting down to business?"

"Just like you need to let red wine breathe before drinking it!"

As he spoke, Ouyang Mofei took a bath towel and began to dry Lin Yun's body, from left to right, from top to bottom...

Then, while rubbing, it caught fire!

Therefore, everyone must pay attention to fire safety in daily life!

A fierce battle erupted in this small rented room!

The two elite forces clashed. The enemy general appeared confident before the battle, but after the fighting began, it became clear that she was far too naive.

Faced with the enemy's overwhelming offensive, Lin Yun remained steadfast and unmoved.

The enemy, relying on momentary courage, launched an attack after only a few rounds, which threw them into disarray. They were then routed by Lin Yun, and the entire battlefield was filled with the cries of the enemy begging for their lives.

But as the saying goes, righteousness does not lead to wealth, and compassion does not lead to military command; being merciful to the enemy is being cruel to oneself.

After several charges, the enemy's formation was completely disrupted, leaving them no choice but to helplessly endure being slaughtered.

Finally, after being pitifully and sincerely pleaded with the other side, Lin Yun finally chose another way to win the game.

Even so, the enemy's remaining forces were merely clinging to life.

There is a poem that perfectly describes the brutality of the battlefield at this moment.

"After the battle of the three million Jade Dragons, the defeated unicorns and broken armor filled the sky!"

Lin Yun looked at the man-eating demon lying on his chest and said with a smile.

"How about it?"

"Now you know who's in charge, right?"

Ouyang Mofei said defiantly.

"Not this time..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Yun said with a smile.

"It's great that you can still speak clearly!"

"Then let's continue..."

Ouyang Mofei hurriedly begged for mercy.

"I need to rest for a while, my bones are so weak right now."

"If this continues, you'll have to come to the morgue to see me next time."

Lin Yun patted Ouyang Mofei's hair and said with a smile.

"Come on, I bet you have something to say to me now!"

Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes, then laboriously leaned close to Lin Yun's ear.

"Lin Yun, you are my master..."

The next second, Ouyang Mofei took a bite and bit Lin Yun's ear.

"Ha! You think you can make me admit defeat? You're kidding! Let's discuss this!"

"If you've got the guts, then kill me!"

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Just as Ouyang Mofei was ready to bravely face his death...

However, they discovered that Lin Yun did not take any further action. Even though he had not entered the Sage's Moment, he still had the strength to fight again.

Ouyang Mofei turned his head and asked in confusion.

"Lin Yun, what's wrong?"

"I'm provoking you like this, aren't you going to do anything about it?"

Lin Yun lowered his head and kissed Ouyang Mofei's eyelashes.

"You can be immature, but I can't."

"Although you are young, you still need to exercise restraint in certain aspects."

"As the saying goes, there are only oxen that die from exhaustion, not land that is over-plowed."

"But for that to work, the plowing must be done by oxen, and I am..."

Ouyang Mofei spoke up.

"You're an excavator!"

Lin Yun paused for a moment before speaking.

"Actually, I still prefer people to describe me as a pile driver."