"If you need a wingman, you have Ziqiao and Zhanbo, both top-notch pilots. And Weiwei can also act as a caring older sister to infiltrate the enemy and break down their defenses!"
"Of course, if you want to do things on your own, they can find a reason to leave and create an environment for you to be alone."
Guan Gu said awkwardly.
"I think... we should spend time alone together."
"There are too many people, I'm afraid Huizi will feel embarrassed."
Lu Zhanbo chimed in from the side.
"I think you're the one who's embarrassed!"
"Guan Gu, this isn't your first time, so why are you still acting like an innocent man?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.
"That's right!"
"You're not even using a free wingman? Can you handle everything on your own?"
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and said.
"The main reason I asked you to leave was because I was afraid you would say something inappropriate!"
“Last time my fans asked me for an autograph, you insisted on saying that they liked me.”
"I had no idea what happened, how am I supposed to continue!"
Lu Ziqiao spoke up.
"Big brother!"
"Your fan's eyes are practically drooling when she looks at you!"
"She's obviously interested in you!"
Lin Yun asked curiously.
Which fan?
"Have I seen it before? What does it look like?"
Do you have any photos?
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said.
"Judging from the photo, it's a 13 Mercedes!"
"When we met, we discovered it was a 99 Rolls-Royce!"
Weiwei asked, puzzled.
What does this metaphor mean?
"I don't understand..."
Lin Yun began to explain.
"Judging from the photos, she is a well-off young woman."
"When we met, I found out she was a rich woman, and one who was incredibly well-maintained."
Is that what you mean?
Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.
"That's right, that's exactly what I mean!"
"But Guan Gu is so clueless about romance, even though the other party had already given such a hint."
"He remained unmoved, and in the end, the matter was dropped."
Guan Gu Shenqi said irritably.
"yes……"
"And then you took her out to eat!"
"They just left me alone in the bar."
Lu Ziqiao spoke up.
"Hey!"
"They came all the way by plane, I can't let them come for nothing!"
"We must at least do our best to treat our guests well!"
Lu Zhanbo complained from the side.
"Ziqiao, so you're saying you're still an honest and kind person!"
After joking around for a while, Guan Gu Shenqi tentatively asked.
"By the way, should I go change my clothes?"
"This loungewear doesn't feel very formal."
Lin Yun interrupted.
"Need not!"
"That would be too deliberate!"
"Guan Gu, you're a mature man now!"
"And the most powerful weapon a mature man can use against a young woman is his relaxed demeanor."
"This is the thing I like most about girls!"
P.S.: There's a reason why the last chapter is updated late today. I'm in a poorly soundproofed hotel room, surrounded by constant sounds of sex, making it really hard to concentrate...
Chapter 1006 Conditioned Reflex (Please Subscribe!)
Guan Gu asked in bewilderment.
What does this feeling of relaxation mean?
"Zhanbo, do you understand?"
Lu Zhanbo mocked.
"You don't even know what relaxation feels like?"
"The feeling of relaxation is... Brother-in-law, you should explain it."
Lin Yun described the contents in a very serious manner.
"This sense of relaxation is a very uncertain thing."
"It's more like a stage or a result-oriented state."
"I appreciate that anything can happen, but the experience must be of a very high standard!"
Do you understand?
Guan Gu Shenqi shook his head and said.
"Obviously, they didn't understand."
"And I feel like Ziqiao and the others didn't understand either."
Lin Yun sighed and began to describe in detail.
"Don't be anxious, don't panic, stay calm and composed, neither arrogant nor humble, keep your emotions at peace, and remain unfazed even if Mount Tai collapses before you!"
"If you can do these things, your mature masculine charm will shine through!"
"Like a hook, firmly seizing the other person's eyes."
"So that Keiko can't take her eyes off you."
Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.
"That sounds great!"
As he spoke, Guan Gu Shenqi found what he considered to be a sense of relaxation.
"How about it, Lin Yun? Is this how you feel?"
Lu Ziqiao added fuel to the fire from the side.
"Guan Gu, a relaxed state doesn't mean you should relax your body!"
"Your expression is so lewd!"
Lin Yun patted Guan Gu Shenqi on the shoulder and said.
"It's okay, you'll get better with more practice."
Believe in yourself, you are the star of tomorrow!
Not long after, today's two main characters walked in from the bar entrance.
At Lin Yun's wave, Huizi and Lin Miaomiao quickly walked over.
At this moment, Lin Miaomiao showed no other problems except for being somewhat distracted and absent-minded.
After all, she was just craving meat; she wasn't actually having any mental problems.
But when Lin Miaomiao saw Lin Yun, she suddenly had a physiological reaction; she actually started drooling.
Pavlov once conducted an experiment in which he associated food with a bell. In the end, when the bell rang, the dogs would salivate profusely even without being fed.
This is also the result of the famous conditioned reflex experiment.
And the current situation seems to coincide with this experiment.
Because of the recent internal struggle, Lin Miaomiao has now tightly linked meat and Lin Yun together.
That's why she salivates reflexively when she sees Lin Yun.
Of course, Lin Yun wouldn't know these details; he was just coming up to say hello.
"Huizi, thank you for bringing Miaomiao over."
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