Tang Youyou turned her head and said.
"is it?"
"I was thinking of going too, let's go as a group."
At that moment, a deliberate dry cough was heard.
Everyone looked over and saw Zeng Xiaoxian speaking with a smile.
"The reason I've called everyone here today is because there's a very, very important matter at hand!"
"Just now, the community issued a new notice, preparing to organize a grand community competition!"
"And they've also appointed me as the head coach of this event for Love Apartment!"
Hu Yifei said with disdain.
"Head coach?"
"just you?"
"How can someone who can't even walk properly be a coach?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.
"Coaches aren't necessarily physically fit!"
"An excellent coach needs a clear mind, outstanding professional skills, and the ability to motivate the players!"
Guan Gu asked in confusion.
“Teacher Zeng, what you’re saying doesn’t seem to have much to do with you.”
Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was about to retort, Lu Ziqiao suddenly complained.
"Teacher Zeng, you didn't call us over just for this trivial matter, did you?"
"If you're the person in charge of the 410 project, aren't you going to hold a press conference?"
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his hand.
"Go away!"
"I just wanted to share my joy with everyone."
"What follows is the real big deal!"
"This year's community activity is still the three-legged race!"
"I called everyone here to ask if anyone wants to sign up?"
Upon hearing this, the entire study immediately quieted down.
Seeing that no one reacted, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly spoke up.
"Three-legged races are a long-standing competitive activity in our apartment building."
"This is a rare opportunity; I only got the application form through personal connections!"
"Opportunity knocks but once!"
However, no one reacted...
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter face.
"Can you all give me some face?"
"How about we all sign up?"
"This is my first time as head coach. If there are too few people, the higher-ups will think that I am not good at organizing."
Tang Youyou spoke up.
"Teacher Zeng, I have a solution!"
"You can pay the film crew to hire extras!"
"They are not only professional, but also in good physical condition, so getting a good ranking will not be a problem."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a speechless expression.
"Isn't any of you going to participate?"
Everyone said in unison.
"No……".
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"Disloyal! Absolutely disloyal!"
"I've always been so supportive of them, but now that I'm in this situation, not a single person is supporting me!"
At the bar counter, Zeng Xiaoxian was grumbling incessantly.
Joey offered some words of advice.
"Oh, Teacher Zeng."
"What's the big deal? Everyone in our Love Apartment community knows how influential you are!"
"For a small event like this, if you just ask, you'll definitely get a huge response!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
So, you want to sign up?
Joey said hastily.
"I'll pass."
"You should go find someone else who is meant to be with you."
"I also have to manage the bar, so it's really not suitable for me."
Seeing that Joey shared the same attitude, Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.
"You're all like this!"
"They say it all the time, but when it comes to actually participating, they all back out."
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian say that, Qiao Yi tried to comfort him.
"Teacher Zeng, you can't say that."
"It's not that people don't support you, it's just that community competitions are really boring."
"Ever since Lin Yun participated in that basketball game..."
"All the prize money for community events has been cancelled."
"Tell me, if there's no reward at all, why would anyone participate in that competition?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said stubbornly.
"Who said there won't be any rewards at all?"
"The winner will have their picture made into a poster and put up at the front door of the apartment!"
"Isn't this a reward?"
Joey couldn't help but complain.
"Only you would consider this a reward."
"Let's not talk about rewards, let's just talk about our opponents."
"Those elderly folks in the senior apartments next door are all like they've got some kind of cheat code!"
"Have you ever seen them doing their morning exercises? It's like the gods have descended!"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.
"Of course I know that."
"The crooked tree downstairs was bent by some old men who didn't have enough space."
Joey offered some words of advice.
"I think we don't even need to compete; we can just admit defeat."
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.
"Winning or losing doesn't matter!"
"The important thing is that there have to be people participating."
“Those coaches have a lot of people under them, while I only have a few.”
"How embarrassing would that be for me!"
Joey muttered softly.
"Anyway, you don't have any face to lose, so it's okay to lose face once."
Zeng Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed and pressed for an answer.
"What did you say?"
Joey quickly explained.
"I'm telling you, you can't just sit here and wait to die!"
"Since no one is participating, you'll have to think of a good strategy."
Zeng Xiaoxian pondered.
"A solution..."
"That makes sense!"
"Since the open approach doesn't work, I'll have to resort to the covert."
After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian revealed an extremely lewd smile...
…………
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