"Isn't that considered being rich?!"
Lu Ziqiao's words hit the nail on the head.
"This isn't being rich, it's being stupid."
Lu Zhanbo emphasized.
"You shouldn't worry about things like this."
"I just want to know what gift I should give!"
Lu Ziqiao spoke with the air of someone who had been through it all.
"Zhanbo, have you thought about what would happen if you gave her an expensive gift for Christmas?"
"How about we go with 1,000 yuan?"
Lu Zhanbo hurriedly said.
"Actually, it could be a bit more expensive!"
Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.
"Very good, then it's a gift of one thousand and one yuan!"
"So, what kind of expensive gift should you give her for the New Year?"
"There's Valentine's Day after the New Year, shouldn't it be more expensive?"
"Does this girl have a birthday to celebrate?"
Lin Yun added from the side.
"And there's also 520 and Women's Day!"
Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.
What holiday is 520?
Lin Yun suddenly realized.
"It's nothing, just a festival created by a bunch of brain-dead merchants to sell off their surplus goods."
"It's not popular yet!"
Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said earnestly.
"Did you hear that? There are so many holidays waiting for you!"
"The gifts you give can only get more and more expensive; if you ever give a cheap one..."
"Then she'll forget all the good things you did for her before!"
Lu Zhanbo said with a frown.
"Can't you?"
Lu Ziqiao sneered.
"Can't you?"
"Zhanbo, I've dated more girlfriends than you've ever said anything to a woman!"
Guan Gu Shenqi reminded him.
"Zhanbo and Yifei have talked quite a bit!"
Lu Zhanbo said decisively.
"My older sister isn't considered a woman."
"Brother-in-law, we men don't gossip about each other behind each other's backs when we chat."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Don't worry, your brother-in-law will definitely side with you!"
Lu Ziqiao continued.
"Zhanbo, human desires are like a boulder rolling down a mountain; once they start, they can never be stopped."
Guan Gu Shenqi said in surprise.
"Ziqiao, how could you say something so philosophical?"
Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said...
"That's a line from an anime. I just told Ziqiao that yesterday."
"And he used it today."
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"This is exactly how I put what I've learned into practice!"
"So Zhanbo, you really can't give me anything too expensive this Christmas!"
"Otherwise, you'll only hurt yourself!"
Lu Zhanbo said dejectedly.
"So what should I give as a gift?"
Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"I'm giving you clivia plants. If you think they're not expensive enough, I can give you a few more."
"Trust me, the other person will definitely feel your affection!"
[Lu Ziqiao: I know what I'm doing is a bit unethical, but the clivias in my girlfriend's shop are unsold. If Zhanbo, that sucker, can buy them all, she'll be happy, and I'll definitely be able to go straight for it!]
Seeing that Lu Zhanbo had been tricked away by Lü Ziqiao, Lin Yun turned around and said.
"Sigh, Ziqiao went too far!"
"Isn't this just fooling honest people?!"
Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.
"Exactly, that clivia might be 70% off!"
Lin Yun rolled his eyes, then asked with a smile.
"Guan Gu, you've been in China for so long, and you still haven't found a girlfriend?"
Guan Gu Shenqi said happily.
"Actually, I recently met a woman online, and we had a great time chatting."
Lin Yun said with some surprise.
"Wow, I didn't expect you to skip normal dating and jump straight to online dating with a 4.3-box blind date?!"
How did you two meet?
"Message in a bottle, or a social networking group?"
Guan Gu Shenqi said with a smile.
"She always comes to my farm to steal vegetables, but she always gets bitten by my dog."
"Over time, we developed an impression of each other."
"Then, we started chatting. At first, we only exchanged a few words each day, but now we chat every night."
Lin Yun frowned.
"Could this farm be QQ Farm?!"
Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.
"Of course!"
"Oh, I forgot, you haven't activated the farm yet."
"Is it because you don't have time during your regular work schedule?"
Lin Yun chuckled dryly.
"It's okay, I just haven't gotten used to it yet."
"But Guan Gu, the way you met this online friend is certainly quite interesting."
Chapter 136 Lin Yun Prepares a Feast (Please Subscribe!)
On Christmas Eve.
Lin Yun returned to the apartment.
The suite had been completely decorated for Christmas.
Looking at the Christmas tree in the room, Lin Yun asked with a smile.
"This Christmas tree, isn't it the one at the bar?"
Hu Yifei came out of the room and said.
"Of course not!"
"This is the result of our hard work all morning!"
"How about it? Doesn't it feel very Christmassy?!"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"The room is beautifully decorated. What reward would you like?"
Hu Yifei strode up to Lin Yun and grabbed his collar.
"Lin Yun, this is the first Christmas we've spent together!"
"If you try to fob me off with any random gift, I'll eat you alive!"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Speaking of food, shouldn't we roast a turkey?"
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