There was nothing new or interesting.
The listeners, including Nolan sitting next to them, were all waiting for the segment featuring enthusiastic callers.
That's part of the fun of this show!
Although, influenced by Lin Yun, Nuolan has also become quite sharp-tongued.
However, compared to Lin Yun's skill, it is still somewhat inferior.
Soon, Lin Yun spoke.
"Great, we've finally arrived at the long-awaited call-in interaction segment."
"After all, it's just after the New Year, so today we're focusing on being refined and easygoing."
"Don't get angry, don't get agitated, and solve the problem calmly."
"Okay, let's take our first caller."
After the call connected, Nuolan greeted him with a smile.
"Hello?"
A male voice came through the headphones.
"Hello, Teacher Nuolan. Hello, Teacher Lin Yun."
Happy New Year, everyone.
Lin Yun reminded him with a smile.
“Listener, we’re not participating in the Spring Festival Gala, so we don’t need such a specific opening.”
"Just tell me straight, are you here to solve the problem, or to find..."
The male listener hurriedly spoke.
"I'm not here to be scolded, I really have a problem that needs help to solve."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Alright, tell me slowly."
The male listener spoke up.
"Some people like to eat, while others love to drink."
"But my girlfriend really loves taking baths!"
Lin Yun questioned.
Was she going out for a bath?
"A bathhouse?"
The male listener hurriedly spoke.
"No, she just stays at home."
“I have a bathtub at home.”
Nolan spoke.
"Then there's no problem."
"Moreover, taking a bath is a good habit, and taking a bath regularly has many health benefits."
The male listener hurriedly spoke.
"No, no, no, it wasn't just a simple bath."
"Not like the kind where you fill the bathtub with water and then jump in."
Lin Yun spoke up to remind him.
"Actually, most normal people don't seem to jump in all at once, do they?"
The male listener spoke up.
"That's not important!"
"The important thing is my girlfriend's preparation process before taking a bath every day!"
"For example, if she wants to take a bath at five o'clock tonight, she may start preparing from noon."
"Medicated baths, bath salts, sliced lemons, oranges, and the like."
"To put it simply, our biggest financial expense right now is her various toiletries."
"I only eat one orange a day, but she needs six to take a bath..."
"And the bathing method is different every day of the year."
Lin Yun took a deep breath, then asked a very crucial question.
Do you have money?
Are you rich?
The male listener spoke up.
"I'm just an ordinary graduate student."
"My salary has only exceeded 10,000 yuan since I graduated and started working."
Lin Yun asked unhurriedly.
"Is your girlfriend's family wealthy?"
The male listener said awkwardly.
"I don't know about that either."
“She never mentioned these things when we were dating.”
Lin Yun directly pointed out a clear path for the other party.
"Go check it out."
"If someone knows how to enjoy life, they must come from a relatively well-off family."
"I now strongly suspect that you've found a rich and beautiful girlfriend."
"She might be testing you."
The male listener said excitedly.
"is it?"
"But what if her family background is just average?"
Lin Yun said calmly.
"usually?"
"Our family is ordinary, why are you pretending to be something you're not?"
"Then she's just taking advantage of you. Think about how your relationship will develop in the future..."
"I'm being a bit blunt, but sometimes family background is a prejudiced view."
"Even when both are staying at home, the rich and the poor are treated differently."
"Alright, go check it out!"
After hanging up the phone, Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Let's take the call to the next listener."
The moment the call connected, a boy couldn't wait to speak.
"Hey?"
"Teachers, I'm not calling today to resolve any issues!"
"I have to complain about my brother Xu He!"
Nuolan said with a smile.
"Yes, but please be mindful of the limits."
The male listener hurriedly spoke.
"A couple of days ago, Xu He, that bastard, said he'd introduce me to a girlfriend."
"Sent me a picture of a beautiful woman!"
Lin Yun chuckled and made a sarcastic remark.
"I know, you've been tricked by a fake photo."
The male listener gave a cold laugh and said.
"Photo fraud!"
"Xu He told me that there is a bit of a difference between the real person and the photos. I think in today's society, it's normal to use a little photo editing and beautification!"
"It turns out this wasn't a blind date at all, it was a complete scam!"
"That beautiful woman over there, I'd estimate she weighs 350 pounds and is quite tall!"
"His fingers are like water radishes, and his face is chubby and big. He doesn't look as good as a piece of good pork head!"
"And they're really good at showing off; a simple cold dish can be completely devoured in less than a minute!"
"If I hadn't stopped her, she would have scooped out 1.1g of the broth and drunk it herself!"
"They don't chew their food at all, just like those old sewers, they just throw it in and that's it."
"Most importantly, they also told me that they haven't been feeling well lately and have a poor appetite."
"She ate it all by herself, ordering one serving of stir-fried pork noodles and adding 11 servings of noodles, making the restaurant owner green with envy!"
"And that was just the beginning. They ordered four large bowls of rice to make rice porridge, which was served in a large bottle of milk tea. As for the dishes, they licked them all clean, not even leaving a single wasabi."
"She sat there like a giant king in the Amazon rainforest, eating with gusto, her mouth sticky and salty!"
"From a distance, it looks like a load-bearing wall; from the front, it looks like Tahm Kench from League of Legends; and from the side, it looks like a fat catfish from The Adventures of Little Carp."
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