Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"Check if there are any footprints or traces."

"Let's check again to see if they climbed in through the window."

"If your apartment isn't on a high floor and it has a screen window, you should be able to pry it open easily."

The female listener was silent for a moment, then spoke excitedly.

"It's true, there are signs that my bedroom screen has been pried open again, which I didn't notice before."

Lin Yun continued speaking unhurriedly.

"Don't panic, since your underwear is gone..."

"This perpetrator will definitely not let your bed go."

"Maybe he himself lay on your bed for a while, inhaling the scent of your blankets with relish."

"So make sure not to damage the bed. When the police come, check it first; they might find the perpetrator's hair or something."

The female listener said angrily.

"No need for the police to come; I've already found a curly hair on my pillow."

Lin Yun spoke up to remind him.

"We still need to test it, just in case it's yours."

The female listener said it with absolute certainty.

"Impossible, I am the White Tiger..."

Lin Yun almost choked on his own saliva, and coughed wildly for two and a half seconds, as if time had stopped.

Then, he resumed speaking normally.

"This white tiger... no, that's not right."

"Ms. Bai, please try not to disturb the scene."

The female listener spoke up.

"Thank you, Teacher Lin."

"You certainly didn't disappoint me when it came to reasoning."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Yun immediately clarified the situation.

Let me explain!

"I'm not a pervert, I just have a strong reasoning ability."

"Please don't try to identify me, thank you everyone."

…………

Inside the rental house.

Xiaoyu said smugly.

"So, isn't this show quite interesting?"

Rose pouted and said.

"It felt so-so, even a bit vulgar."

"However, the host's voice sounds somewhat familiar."

Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"A handsome guy's voice!"

"Usually, good-looking young men all have voices like this."

"Would you like to continue listening with me?"

Rose shook her head and said.

"Sorry, I'm not interested in that."

"Take your phone and the used toilet paper and leave my room."

Xiaoyu pouted and said.

"Just keep listening to your stupid storytelling."

"One day, you'll become just as stupid as those contents."

After saying that, Xiaoyu took her phone and stormed off.

After Xiaoyu left, Rose sighed helplessly and then put her headphones back on.

A few minutes later, Rose opened her browser and typed in a line of text.

[A compilation of his and her stories]

On the homepage of the search bar is a compilation of host Lin Yun's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) from his shows.

Rose quietly clicked on the first video.

Lin Yun's voice came through the earphones.

"Hello everyone, I'm Yunzai."

"Next up is a fun Q&A session led by Yunzai. We hope everyone will participate actively. We will send a lovely gift to the audience member whose answer is closest to the correct one."

Rose glanced at the date; this should be the earliest episode, which was the host's debut on the show.

Judging from his tone, he wasn't as confident back then as he is now.

Rose listened for over three hours straight, only reluctantly leaving when her alarm clock rang to remind her to go to sleep.

"This host is really interesting; he must have an interesting personality in real life too."

Chapter 1331 A Phone Call from Berlin (Please Subscribe!)

Inside the office elevator at noon.

Lin Yun saw Zhang Wei in the elevator, working normally with documents in his hand, and couldn't help but speak up.

"Zhang Wei, that's good."

"You already have savings, and you're still coming to work?"

Zhang Wei said with a smile.

"Winning the lottery is just a thrill."

"After the passion fades, a simple and ordinary life is what truly matters."

"Besides, if you just sit around and eat your savings, they'll all be gone eventually."

"Think about it, what if you get old and run out of money?"

"That was such a painful thing..."

At this point, Zhang Wei suddenly said in an annoyed tone.

"Forget it, you'll never understand this kind of pain in your life."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Lend your auspicious words."

"What about the renovation?"

Zhang Wei spoke first.

"It's early, the interior design style hasn't been decided yet."

"Anyway, we're not in a hurry, neither of us is rushing to move in."

Soon, Lin Yun was the first to step out of the elevator...

Just then, Lin Yun's phone suddenly rang.

A video call, from Berlin.

Lin Yun put on his Bluetooth headset and answered the call with a smile.

The moment the call connected, Zhuge Dali's face appeared before Lin Yun.

Although Lin Yun had seen this face many times, and in different versions at that.

However, each version evoked different feelings in Lin Yun.

Lin Yun glanced at the time and said with a smile.

"What's wrong, Lili?"

"Get up in the morning for morning exercise?"

Zhuge Dali shook his head and said.

"No, if I'm doing morning exercises, I won't call you."

"I woke up this morning and realized I couldn't do my morning exercise."

"That's why I gave it to you..."

Lin Yun pretended to be sad and said.

"is it?"

"It turns out I was just an alternative."

Zhuge Dali hurriedly said.

"You're not an alternative, you're the only one, okay?"

Lin Yun nodded in satisfaction.

"That's more like it."

"By the way, why don't you do your morning exercise?"

Zhuge Dali sighed and said.