"We've only been dating for about two weeks, I think."
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"Half a month?"
“Under normal circumstances, the project would not only be completed in half a month, but the boss would have already run away.”
"Would you say this progress is fast or slow?"
After saying this, Lin Yun suddenly turned his head, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Zhuge Dasheng.
Zhuge Dasheng sighed and said.
"Alright, then I'll give you a little reward!"
With that, Zhuge Dasheng turned and ran into the room.
Seeing this, Lin Yun took off his clothes and walked into the house.
With his shirt half off, Zhuge Dasheng suddenly turned back.
"Here, this is your reward."
Lin Yun paused for a moment, looking at the box in Zhuge Dasheng's hand with a puzzled expression.
"The reward is a physical item?"
Zhuge Dasheng hurriedly said.
"It's not food, it's a gift I made myself."
"Lin Yun, are you hot?"
"Should I turn the air conditioner temperature down a bit?"
P.S.: I was a groomsman and didn't sleep all night. I'll update the second chapter later this morning. I need to catch up on some sleep first.
Chapter 1382 Let's Get to Second Base (Please Subscribe!)
Upon opening the gift box, a black quill pen with multicolored markings appeared before Lin Yun.
Zhuge Dasheng asked with a smile.
"How about it?"
"I made this myself, do you like it?"
Lin Yun picked up the quill pen, looked at it, and nodded.
"Not bad, it's pretty good."
"Is it made of crow feathers?"
Zhuge Dasheng said with a smile.
"It's not a crow, it's a raven."
"It is a species of corvid, but ravens are quite good at mimicking speech."
"Moreover, ravens are also more intelligent than birds like parrots."
As he spoke, Zhuge Dasheng pointed to the quill pen.
"Of course, what I like most about it is its feathers."
"It is said that the colors are very rich, but they cannot be directly observed by the human eye."
"So all you can feel is a kind of multicolored black."
After hearing Zhuge Liang's explanation, Lin Yun suddenly realized.
"Oh! '427'"
"Raven, I remember now."
"I've read it in the Investiture of the Gods."
Zhuge Dasheng asked in confusion.
Are there ravens in the Investiture of the Gods?
"How come I don't remember this?"
Lin Yun said in a very serious tone.
"That must be the raven on Odin's shoulder, right?"
Zhuge Dali nodded and said.
"That's true!"
"However, Odin is not in the Investiture of the Gods."
Lin Yun said calmly.
"That's because you haven't put the book into practice!"
"Odin's eye was gouged out by Grand Tutor Wen of the Shang Dynasty!"
"Thus, Grand Tutor Wen had three eyes."
"In the end, Grand Tutor Wen was conferred the title of Nine Heavens Responding to the Origin of Thunder God Puhua Heavenly Venerable, who was in charge of the Thunder Department for the twenty-four regular hours."
"Why Thor? Because he gouged out Odin's eyes and gained the power of thunder."
Zhuge Dasheng frowned as he spoke.
"If we follow your logic..."
"Grand Tutor Wen's so-called fifteen years of suppressing the rebellion in Beihai."
"Actually, you went to Northern Europe, right?"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"That's right!"
"If it's just a minor problem, can't we fight for fifteen years?"
"Aren't you right?"
"However, it sounds like you really like 'ravens', Great Sage?"
Zhuge Dasheng nodded and said.
"I really like it."
"Otherwise, why would it use its feathers to make a gift for you?"
Lin Yun put his arm around Zhuge Dasheng and said.
"Then, how about getting one as a pet?"
Zhuge Dasheng sighed and said.
"Don't even think about it, ravens are protected animals."
"Private ownership of pets is illegal."
"Aren't you afraid..."
Halfway through his sentence, Zhuge Dasheng suddenly remembered that there seemed to be an even more exciting protected animal in Lin Yun's villa.
Compared to it, even ravens can only be called little crows.
Thinking of this, Zhuge Dasheng said excitedly.
"Can it really be raised?"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Of course you can."
"Even after we got together, I never really gave you any gifts..."
Zhuge Dasheng hurriedly said.
"I gave it to you!"
"You gave me a sports car, clothes, jewelry, and..."
Lin Yun raised his hand to interrupt.
"These are all necessities, they don't count."
"Didn't you always say that after Dali and her grandmother left, you felt the house was empty?"
"It would be perfect to raise a raven, so it can keep you company when it has nothing else to do."
Zhuge Dasheng nodded and said.
"That's fine too!"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Now that you're better..."
"Shouldn't you let me get better too?"
Zhuge Dasheng said, blushing.
What do you want to do?
Lin Yun shrugged and said.
"A lone man and a lone woman in an empty room."
"Getting to second base isn't too much to ask, is it?"
Zhuge Dasheng's face turned completely red, but he didn't say a word.
Lin Yun was just about to tease her when a voice as soft as a mosquito's buzz came from behind him.
"Row……"
Lin Yun has always been extremely respectful of women's opinions in such matters!
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