"Even though you seem a bit silly, I won't lie to you."
Lu Ziqiao said, bewildered.
"So young and already knows how to lie?!"
Hua Hua shrugged and said.
"It's not the kind of scam you're thinking of; it's like Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai—one is willing to hit and the other is willing to be hit!"
"Like just now in the taxi, I chatted with a fool for a few minutes."
"Then, without realizing it, he revealed that his ruby diamond was about to expire."
"And then guess what?"
Hua Hua said with a smile.
"That idiot just gave me a year's worth of VIP membership!"
Lu Ziqiao said with a shocked expression.
"Hua Hua, you can't really be the Child Granny, can you?!"
Hua Hua said unhappily.
"Please, how can you talk about martial arts with a girl? This kind of conversation will lead you into a dead end."
"Fine, for the sake of these dozen or so ice creams, I'll teach you how to find common ground with girls!"
Chapter 180 Hu Yifei's Request (Please Subscribe!)
After seeing Weiwei and Huahua off in their car, Lin Yun returned to the bar with a smile on his face.
"Ziqiao, here's your final payment. Count it yourself!"
"Ziqiao, Ziqiao, what's wrong?!"
Lu Ziqiao, whose eyes were glazed over, raised his head and said.
"Just now, I established a completely new worldview!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Isn't that great!"
Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.
"What's so good about it!"
"My original worldview has now completely collapsed!"
"That's not a child at all, she's a demon disguised as a child!"
Lin Yun waved the banknotes in his hand.
"So, do you still want this money?"
Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"Yes! Why wouldn't I want it!"
"This is what I deserve."
"How did your chat with Vivi go?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"It was alright. We first talked about work, and then about our recent lives."
Lu Ziqiao said, his eyes wide.
"Hey, are you out of your mind?"
"I'm suffering terribly here, and you're just chatting idly over there?!"
"You should get straight to the point!"
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Please, this Weiwei is different from A Bing and the others."
"I want more than just her body, I want her heart!"
Lu Ziqiao paused for a moment before speaking.
Is there a difference?
"Forget it, we're not on the same wavelength anyway!"
"By the way, if you want me to be your wingman again in the future, make it clear that I won't accept any orders from people under 18 years old."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Don't worry, I'm not the type to target just one person."
Just then, Hu Yifei walked over with a flourish, carrying her bag.
Lin Yun naturally put his arm around her waist and asked.
"Yifei, why do you look so happy today?"
"You were praised by your school leaders?"
Hu Yifei pouted.
"Come on, the leaders at our school are always looking like they're about to fall to the ground!"
"It's like everyone owes them money!"
"Every time I see them, my good mood is ruined!"
Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.
"So you're so happy?"
Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"I was invited to participate in a high art event in the community!"
"Remember! You're invited, you're not attending on your own!"
Lu Ziqiao said with a frown.
"Bringing high art into the community?"
"What qualifies as high art? Is it a fashion show or pole dancing?!"
Hu Yifei patted Lu Ziqiao on the head and said.
"Hey, Lu Ziqiao, can you please stop being so vulgar!"
“How could such vulgar performances as model shows and pole dancing be allowed in our community!”
Lu Ziqiao said, unconvinced.
"Hey! Yifei, you can call me vulgar, that's fine!"
"But if you say these performances are vulgar, then I'll have to say something!"
Hu Yifei rolled up her sleeves and said.
"Come on, tell me!"
"If you can't give me a coherent explanation, don't blame me for being ruthless with my Thunderclap Palm!"
"I asked Lu Ziqiao."
"Yifei, in your eyes, what kind of performance is considered noble?"
Hu Yifei hurriedly said.
"Drama, gymnastics, ice skating, ballet, and the like..."
Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.
"Then let's analyze gymnastics!"
"Can a boy understand women's gymnastics?"
"He's not a professional, he wouldn't understand!"
"What is he looking at?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"He's looking at pretty girls!"
"When he was looking at it, he was thinking about his happy life and he longed for a girl as beautiful as her to appear in his life in the future."
"Is this purpose vulgar? Is it sordid? It's all about yearning for life!"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"You've got some skills to make something so lewd sound so elegant and refined!"
Lu Ziqiao sighed and said.
"Let's look at it from a different angle!"
"Why do you women stop and watch when you see men playing basketball, soccer, or other sports?"
"Do you understand these sports? If not, what are you watching?"
"He's just a handsome guy with muscles!"
"What do you admire? It's a state of being, isn't it?!"
Hu Yifei nodded thoughtfully and said.
"If you think about it that way, what you said actually makes some sense."
[Lin Yun: Lü Xiaobu truly lives up to his reputation; he's almost starting to believe what he says himself!]
Lu Ziqiao then asked.
"Yifei, so what exactly is this 'highbrow culture entering the community' performance?"
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