Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

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Why are you asking this?

Lin Yun stroked his chin and said.

"Has nothing supernatural happened to you?"

Guan Gu Shenqi shook his head and said.

"No, I've been eating and sleeping well these past two days."

"My relationship with Keiko has improved; she's been very attentive to me lately."

"You always care about my health."

Lin Yun said, his face full of black lines.

"Didn't you ever wonder why she suddenly cared about you?"

Guan Gu said smugly.

"This proves that Ziqiao really taught me something valuable!"

Lin Yun paused for a moment before speaking.

"Ziqiao taught you?"

"So, after all this time, Ziqiao told you to post those things?"

Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and said.

"What I said?"

"Lin Yun, did you see the messages I sent to Huizi?"

Lin Yun nodded and said.

"Huizi thinks you've lost your mind. Come over here and ask me if you have a mental illness or a neurological illness."

"After all, such a big change is something no one can handle."

Guan Gu Shenqi stood in the darkness and spoke in a sinister tone.

"Now that you've seen my chat history with Keiko, don't blame me."

"After all, only the dead can keep secrets!"

A few seconds later, Guan Gu Shenqi, who had just been slapped by Lin Yun, smiled and said, wearing glasses with a crooked leg.

"Mr. Lin, I want to apologize for my behavior just now."

"I did act impulsively just now, I'm really sorry."

See? The island nation's habit of apologizing when attacked is ingrained in their very being.

Lin Yun spoke up.

"So, you're not sick at all?"

"Did Ziqiao teach you to say those things?"

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.

"Yes, Ziqiao said that if I become a little more tea-loving, I will seem more interesting."

Lin Yun said with a look of disgust.

"You're a man, what are you doing, drinking tea!"

"You believe whatever that guy says."

"I'll call Huizi in a bit and tell her that she took the wrong medicine when she had a high fever."

"It's back to normal now."

"Otherwise, she'll think you've become a eunuch."

Guan Gu Shenqi sighed and said.

"Okay, I see."

So, in the end, am I just a rigid and boring person?

Lin Yun was about to get up and leave when he heard this, so he sat back down.

"What do you mean by dull and boring?"

That's just your perception of yourself.

"Don't define yourself so easily!"

Guan Gu Shenqi didn't answer, he just stared straight at Lin Yun.

Lin Yun shrugged and said.

"You see, I'm no use to you."

"Your relationship is serious, while mine is also dating, but it's... not so serious."

"We're not even in the same profession anymore."

"You can't expect a Berserker to teach Sword Master combos, can you?"

Guan Gu Shenqi adjusted his glasses and said.

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"Say a few words, let me learn from you!"

"You deserve a lot of credit for getting Keiko and me to where we are today!"

"If we get married in the future, we'll need you to be our best man."

Lin Yun sighed and said.

"alright."

As the old saying goes, when choosing a wife, look at her mother; when buying a pig, look at its pen; when beating a dog, look at its owner…

Guan Gu Shenqi reminded him.

"This part can be skipped; I'm still very satisfied with Keiko."

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"That's my opening statement!"

"1. Women are naturally drawn to strength and will never love a gentle, submissive woman."

"2. Keep chat messages short and avoid asking too many questions."

"3. Humor and wit are the most appealing qualities; a clueless straight man has no chance."

4. Talk to her if she wants to, don't bother her if she doesn't. Being persistent is beneath you; indifference is the best approach.

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"5. If enthusiasm is low, it needs to be increased; if enthusiasm is high, it needs to be cooled down. To increase enthusiasm, you need to give more; to cool down enthusiasm, you need to give less."

"6. Before posting, think it through; after posting, don't think about it. Play games or exercise as you please."

7. Take the initiative, don't be passive. Use offense and defense as you please. Whoever is passive is a sycophant. Only by taking the initiative can you move freely.

Guan Gu Shenqi said with a frown.

"Teacher Lin, these don't sound like dating techniques at all."

"It's more like a technique used when flirting with girls."

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"almost!"

"If someone else's woman likes him, his girlfriend certainly won't be annoyed."

"After all, they're all women, there's no difference."

"Is everything alright now?"

Guan Gu Shenqi shook his head and said.

"That's all..."

Lin Yun nodded and said.

"That's good!"