Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Indeed, the house is quite large."
"But 300 is a bedroom right inside the door, which is a bit unrefined."
As he spoke, Lin Yun walked towards the coffin, explaining with a smile.
"I am Lin Yun, the necromancer. Today, let's watch a thrilling unboxing live stream!"
The next second, Guan Gu Shenqi and Zhang Wei grabbed Lin Yun at the same time.
"Brother, calm down. What if there are traps or something?"
"Yes, even a rooster's crow and a dog's thievery are not enough to steal gold. Let me light a candle first and ask the tomb owner what he/she wants."
Lin Yun said calmly.
"What's the panic!"
"If they had any objections, they would have told us long ago."
"There are no signs yet, which clearly means there are no objections."
Zhang Wei hurriedly said.
"It's mainly impolite."
"We should at least show some respect to the person buried here."
"Jian Ning, are you right?"
Jian Ning nodded and said.
"Yes."
After speaking, Jian Ning bowed in the direction of the coffin.
"All right!"
Guan Gu Shenqi stared wide-eyed as he spoke.
"what?"
"This is far too hasty!"
The next second, Lin Yun suddenly pulled out two European-style paper dolls out of thin air.
"Is this alright?"
"Isn't that polite enough?"
"I'll burn two girls for you now so they can come and keep you company."
"If you dare to object, I'll burn four more black people for you and send them over to keep you company."
Chapter 1599 Opening the Coffin (Please Subscribe!)
As everyone knows, Lin Yun is not a man of empty words.
So before opening the coffin, everyone stood aside and waited for Lin Yun to burn the two paper figures clean.
During this process, everyone chatted idly.
Qin Yumo spoke.
"It feels really strange."
"The tomb was so well protected on the outside, but there was nothing inside?"
Cyndi explained with a smile.
"That's not surprising. Maybe the tomb owner used all their money to build the tomb, which is why they didn't leave any burial goods."
Hu Yifei said, stroking her chin.
“You guys think those lights over there look pretty good.”
"If you really don't have any, could you break one off as a souvenir?"
Chen Meijia grinned and said.
"Sister Yifei, let's not do that."
"I heard that these lamps might be filled with human oil!"
Hu Yifei paused for a moment before speaking.
Where did you hear that?
"Is it also part of Ghost Blows Out the Light?"
Chen Meijia waved her hand and said.
"How could this be!"
"I'm watching the tomb raiding trio..."
"The Ghost Blows Out the Light series is too serious; it's not easy to ship certain couples."
Hu Yifei said helplessly.
"You fujoshi..."
Just then, Lü Ziqiao suddenly appeared beside Lin Yun.
Lin Yun raised his head in confusion and asked.
"how?"
"Are you going to burn it for me?"
"Do you still need me to pass on any messages for you?"
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said.
"No, no, no, I was just thinking that there might be some things that the tomb owner would need."
"After all, it's a bit embarrassing to just barge in like this."
As he spoke, Lü Ziqiao took out a few Durex condoms from his wallet and threw them into the fire.
"Now that you have a woman, you still need to be careful."
"I think this thing might not be found underneath, so it's likely to be very valuable, maybe even becoming a form of hard currency!"
Lin Yun's lips twitched twice as he spoke.
"Wow, you're so considerate."
"If the tomb's occupant knew this from beyond the grave, he would surely thank you in a dream."
Lu Ziqiao hurriedly waved his hand and said.
"No need for thanks, it was just a small favor."
After turning the items to ashes, Lin Yun stood up and said.
"Alright, I'll go open the coffin!"
"Is anyone going with me?"
Jian Ning spoke up.
"Lin Yun, this coffin looks like it's made of metal."
"It will probably be very heavy."
"I suggest we use multiple crowbars to create an opening first, and then..."
The next moment, Lin Yun arrived in front of the coffin and pushed it with his hand.
"Here, it's open."
"Holy crap, what's in here..."
As he spoke, Lin Yun reached inside and pulled out a python that was several meters long.
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in fear.
"A snake!!"
"Hey? Why aren't any of you reacting?"
Tang Youyou said dismissively.
"What's there to be afraid of? It's just a snake."
Lin Yun tied the snake into two tight knots with his bare hands, then threw it far away.
After the snake landed, it struggled for a long time and then spat out a live mouse from its mouth.
The next moment, screams from the girls echoed throughout the entire Underworld Palace.
Even if there really were ghosts, being scared like that would probably make them fly away.
Zeng Xiaoxian said, bewildered.
"Please, can you guys be normal for once?"
“Such a long snake, and you didn’t react.”
"A rat that's barely bigger than a booger, why are you shouting so loudly?"
Guan Gu interrupted.
"This is a trivial matter. What else is inside Lin Yun's coffin?"
Lin Yun turned his head and said with a mysterious expression.
"Come over here and see for yourselves."
Without saying a word, Hu Yifei was the first to rush over.
"Wow! Oh my god."
Then one by one, the people came over, each one making a sound of surprise.
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