Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"My boyfriend is amazing!"

Lin Yun turned around, intending to return the favor, when she suddenly noticed Zeng Xiaoxian sitting at a table nearby, chatting with a strange woman.

Lin Wanyu squinted and waited for a long time, but when she found there was no follow-up, she said unhappily.

"Hey, aren't you going too far by spacing out at a time like this?"

Lin Yun pointed behind Lin Wanyu and said.

"Look, it's Teacher Zeng!"

"Teacher Zeng is on a date with someone."

Lin Wanyu turned her head and said with surprise.

"Wow, someone actually asked Teacher Zeng out! That's really rare!"

Just as the two were talking, the beautiful woman opposite them suddenly picked up a drink and splashed it on Zeng Xiaoxian's face.

Then, carrying his bag, he left without looking back...

Lin Yun patted Lin Wanyu's hand, then slowly walked over to Zeng Xiaoxian's side.

"Teacher Zeng, what are you doing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wiping clothes, hurriedly tried to cover it up.

“I already told Joey that these cups are very easy to tip over…”

"Just now, I touched it slightly and the wine spilled all over me."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"I've seen people get sprayed all over themselves, but getting it into their hair requires a certain skill."

"I'll give you a hundred bucks, can you demonstrate it for me again?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in an annoyed tone.

"Go to hell...~々..."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Okay, Teacher Zeng, I saw everything from the side."

"It's just that someone threw a glass of wine at me. We've all come from here."

"Failure is the mother of success!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.

"But I had no idea what I did wrong, and she suddenly got angry and left."

"Lin Yun, can you help me analyze this?"

Lin Yun nodded and said.

"Sure, what did she ask you before she threw the wine at you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian recalled.

"She asked me which province I was from?"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"It's a very simple question, you can just answer it directly."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.

"Of course not! Guan Gu told me that every seemingly ordinary word a woman says on a first date contains an extraordinary meaning!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a very serious tone.

"Lin Yun, think about it!"

"How long has the province existed as a unit of human civilization?"

"From the prefecture-county system of the Qin Dynasty to the current division of federations and provinces..."

"From the perspective of human history, the existence of a province is but a fleeting moment!"

"As society continues to develop, will the origin and meaning of the province still matter?"

"Only the mother-child relationship, as the link for biological reproduction, can prove our identity as humans!"

Lin Yun asked tentatively.

So, what's your answer?

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled.

“I said, I was born from my mother.”

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"You're truly a profound talent!"

“Teacher Zeng, if you continue like this, you’ll become the next Zhanbo.”

Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.

"I don't want to either, but as a good man, I don't understand women's hearts..."

Lin Yun patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said.

"Watch more, practice more, and take it slowly."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up and asked.

"Lin Yun, did you also come this far step by step, just like me?"

Lin Yun shook his head and said.

"From the first time I looked in the mirror, I knew that no matter how talented I was in my life, everyone would focus on my face."

"Sigh! Sometimes being handsome is a kind of tragedy!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said defiantly.

"Hey, Brother Xian, I'm not bad either!"

"Of course, in junior high, I was also one of the most handsome students in Class 8!"

Lin Yun interrupted him directly.

But your eyes are small now!

Zeng Xiaoxian emphasized.

"I'm a radio host, a public figure, a big star!"

Lin Yun nodded.

"But your legs are short!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.

"Brother Xian is a genuine 1.82 meters tall!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

“We all know that, so no one has ever said you’re short.”

"It's just that you have short legs."

Zeng Xiaoxian got up, covered his face, and ran while shouting in despair.

"Ugh, I want to go find a block of tofu and smash my head against it!"

Lin Wanyu walked over and asked curiously.

"Lin Yun, is Teacher Zeng alright?"

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"fine!"

"I used the pain diversion method. Believe me, he absolutely cannot remember the pain of heartbreak he just experienced."

…………

Inside a university in Southwest China.

Old Zhou strode into the personnel department office.

The teacher, who was watching a movie, hurriedly stood up and said.

"Mr. Zhou, what brings you here?"

Old Zhou said with a smile.

"Xiao Wang, could you help me retrieve the information of one of the teachers at our school?"

"Is it too much trouble?"

Teacher Wang said hurriedly.

"Of course it's no trouble. The principal said that we will meet all your reasonable requests!"

"After all, you are a pillar of our school!"

"What's that teacher's name?"

Old Zhou said with a smile.

His surname is Lin, and his given name is Lin Yun.

"This young man is truly a talent. Not only is he as handsome as I was when I was young, but he also shares some of my views on economics!"

"With a little nurturing, he might just be able to inherit my mantle!"

Teacher Wang raised his head and said.

"Old Zhou, you didn't remember the name wrong, did you?"

"There's no teacher named Lin Yun at our school..."

"There was a man surnamed Lin, named Lin Chong, who was a physical education teacher."