Lin Yun said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Teacher Zeng, how long has it been since your last loss?"
Do you remember this?
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a determined look in his eyes.
As the saying goes, a gentleman's revenge is never too late, even after ten years!
"Otherwise, could I ask you to be my sparring partner?"
"Lin Yun, you're really a good friend, you actually made time to practice with me."
Hearing this, Lin Yun laughed heartily.
"It's okay, I'll just treat it as fooling a fool."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then his expression changed.
"You're the idiot!"
Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian's phone suddenly rang.
"Hello?"
"Oh, okay, okay."
After hanging up the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and said...
"Lin Yun, you play first."
"I'm here to work."
Lin Yun asked, puzzled.
"What kind of work do you have in broad daylight?"
"Go shopping with Lisa?"
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.
"No, Lisa is already a mature woman."
"She's not as clingy as a little girl."
“It was a staff member from the apartment’s affiliated committee who contacted me.”
"There's been another conflict in the apartment, and they want me to mediate."
Lin Yun suddenly realized.
"Let me guess, is it another old man?"
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said.
"No, this time it's an older woman."
"I really don't understand. Isn't it better to just collect a pension and enjoy a peaceful retirement?"
"Why do you always have conflicts with the tenants even when there's nothing wrong with it?"
Lin Yun put the cue stick aside and drank the wine in his glass in one gulp.
Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and asked.
"how?"
"You want to come with me to take a look?"
"You're not playing pool anymore?"
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"How novel! How bored would I be to play pool all by myself?"
"Let's go, if we go too late, they might have already finished arguing."
The two quickly arrived at the crime scene. To show respect, Lin Yun had even prepared cola and potato chips on the way.
Arriving at the artificial hill in the residential area, Lin Yun only needed to glance at it to know the reason for the argument.
"Teacher Zeng, it looks like the Shanghai aunties are arguing with people from out of town again."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.
"You could see it from this far away?"
"I didn't even see who was speaking in front of me."
Lin Yun said calmly.
"Do we even need to see their faces clearly?"
"Loud voice, sunglasses, flowing scarf, scissor kicks."
"Aren't these four points the standard image of Shanghai aunties?"
After thinking for a moment, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.
"It seems so..."
When the two arrived nearby, Lin Yun found an empty spot, took out a folding stool, and sat down.
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stepped forward to find out what was going on.
Lin Yun listened intently from the side; the reason for the argument was rather simple.
The supermarket had just started offering free fruit samples, and these middle-aged women tried them all.
The middle-aged woman, who worked at the supermarket, complained a few times, and then the fight started.
The argument escalated, and the supermarket manager didn't dare to step forward and speak.
After all, the argument between the older women can maintain a balance, but if he steps in, the older woman will fall down, and he won't even be able to find a tune to cry.
The leader, Aunt Zhang, started cursing in her local dialect.
"A foreigner like you with no manners shouldn't have come to Shanghai!"
"We don't welcome country bumpkins like you here."
The supermarket auntie retorted directly.
"Even if I'm rude, I still wouldn't be able to stop people from eating and drinking on the supermarket counter."
"Even if I have no money, I will not take advantage of others."
"Also, my hometown is Kyoto, and this is the first time I've heard someone call me a country bumpkin."
Lin Yun stood to the side, showing off his potato chips while laughing as he spoke.
"Wow, the World Government is fighting the Celestial Dragons!"
"Interesting, very interesting."
Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly spoke up.
"Could you all please give me some face and stop arguing for now?"
"Don't let this matter ruin the harmony between neighbors."
Just like the old lady isn't a Marine or a Celestial Dragon, Zeng Xiaoxian isn't Shanks either.
So, nobody gave him any face at all...
So the situation became: the older women were arguing, and Zeng Xiaoxian was trying to mediate.
In the end, the two groups even started to fight.
Zeng Xiaoxian was forced to step in and break up the fight...
Everyone knows that if two groups stand there for a long time without making a move, then a fight is unlikely to break out.
But! If there's someone to mediate the fight, things will be different.
The two groups appear to be fighting, but in reality, only Zeng Xiaoxian is being attacked.
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Finally, seeing that the two groups of women had calmed down, the supermarket manager stepped in and promised to give them some discounted fruit as compensation.
Once Aunt Zhang, who was in charge, saw that there was a good deal to be made, she put the matter to rest.
The crowd dispersed, leaving only Zeng Xiaoxian, whose clothes were disheveled and whose hair was sticking up.
Zeng Xiaoxian let out a long sigh of relief, then turned around and said smugly.
"Lin Yun!"
"See that? With Brother Xian here, everything was taken care of easily!"
"In this community, there's nothing that Brother Xian can't handle!"
"Tell me, is Brother Xian capable of handling things?"
Lin Yun sighed deeply and said.
"Teacher Zeng, it's hard to say about his competence."
"But your mental fortitude is truly amazing."
Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly.
... . ...
"You flatter me, you flatter me."
"Shall we go back and play a couple of rounds?"
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Never mind, I suggest you go back to your apartment first."
"Get your bombardment-style hair done."
"Otherwise, if you go into a bar, people will easily assume that you've been abused by someone."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.
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