After Weiwei left, Lu Ziqiao said in despair.
"Oh no, my Children's Day party is ruined."
Guan Gu Shenqi put his arm around Lu Ziqiao's shoulder to comfort him.
"Cheer up, Joe!"
"At least now you're not alone when you celebrate the holidays."
Lu Ziqiao said with a dark face.
"You Japanese devil really know how to persuade people!"
"It seems you have no idea how terrifying Hua Hua is!"
"If Dali is a child prodigy..."
"Hua Hua is simply the daughter of Satan, a pure and utter demon!"
Zeng Xiaoxian offered some words of advice.
"Oh dear, he's just a kid!"
“Especially for girls who are twelve or thirteen years old, it’s the time when they are most mischievous.”
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"is it?"
"Then you'll take my place?"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately replied.
"I refuse!"
Seeing Lu Ziqiao's helpless expression, Lin Yun came to Lu Ziqiao's side.
"Ziqiao, let me tell you a story."
"If you can understand, you'll probably get it."
"Humans evolved lungs in order to live on land."
"Fish evolved gills in order to live in the ocean."
Lu Ziqiao said with a frown.
"I understand!"
"You mean, you want me to learn to adapt, and then change myself?"
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Of course not!"
Do you know what a whale is?
"It lives in the sea, yet it has evolved lungs."
What does this tell us?
"This tells you to think like a whale: if you feel uncomfortable in your current situation, take a breath and hold it!"
Guan Gu Shenqi stared wide-eyed as he spoke.
"Wow, this is the first time I've ever heard such an amazing explanation!"
"I have to write this down; it sounds so meaningful!"
Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes at Guan Gu Shenqi, then sighed and said.
"Fine, it's just a matter of pride!"
"I'll just have to hold it in!"
Chapter 1,648 Ziqiao Nemesis (please customize!)
On Children's Day, June 1st.
Lu Ziqiao reluctantly got up very early.
I simply ate ten fried dough sticks, four meat dishes, four vegetable dishes, eight steamed buns, and two bowls of millet porridge.
After a satisfying sweep, he was officially awake this morning.
He looked around the apartment and found it surprisingly quiet.
Lu Ziqiao sighed deeply.
"Is it really necessary to be so enthusiastic about celebrating a holiday?"
"It's only 7:30 in the morning, and the whole apartment is already deserted?"
"Wait! Does that mean I can finally go without pants in my apartment?"
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
The next moment, Hu Yifei's roar came from next door.
"Are you kidding me?! What's wrong with you so early in the morning?!"
Lu Ziqiao immediately covered his mouth and said awkwardly.
"Well, it seems that not all the people have left yet."
Why is Hu Yifei still at home? This is, of course, because of Lin Yun…
After Lin Yun's "democratic vote" (which was essentially his own decision), his girlfriend agreed to go out to celebrate the holiday in the afternoon.
This way, Lin Yun wouldn't have to get up early, would have time to put on makeup, and most importantly, would have time to go out and spend the holiday with other girlfriends first.
This is the only option available; with great power comes great responsibility.
It's already difficult to keep two bowls of water level, let alone so many bowls of water like Lin Yun's. It's really quite difficult.
Although Lin Yun's actions were reasonable, the girls would more or less feel resentful.
The heaviest burden fell on Hu Yifei, since it was her period these past two days.
However, after shouting that, I felt better, even my blood and qi flowed smoothly.
Lu Ziqiao has unknowingly benefited society.
After quietly packing her luggage, Lu Ziqiao reluctantly embarked on the path of becoming a nanny.
Finally, a few minutes before the appointed time, Lü Ziqiao arrived at Huahua's door.
I took two deep breaths to calm myself down.
Lu Ziqiao raised his hand and pressed the doorbell. After a moment, the door slowly opened.
The two, who hadn't seen each other for more than half a year, exchanged an exceptionally warm greeting upon meeting.
"How did you grow so tall?"
How did you get so old?
The next moment, Lu Ziqiao said with a speechless expression.
"Where am I old?"
Hua Hua tried to persuade her.
"It's okay, he's a man."
"Once you get past thirty, you start to go downhill."
"I understand, please come in."
Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"It wasn't you..."
Hua Hua interrupted, "That's what I'm saying!"
"Stop focusing on these little details. If you're so indecisive, are you even a man?"
A few minutes later, Lu Ziqiao and Huahua sat facing each other on the sofa.
To be honest, Lu Ziqiao really didn't know what to talk about with a girl of this age.
He could chat with Zhuge Dali entirely because he treated Zhuge Dali as an adult.
The woman standing before him now resembled the Old Woman of Childhood.
Hua Hua took the initiative to greet him.
"Hey, don't just sit there."
"We should at least talk about something, right?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a frown.
"I'm not saying anything right now because I'm thinking about what we can talk about."
The next moment, Hua Hua moved closer to Lu Ziqiao and asked.
"I've watched all the movies you've made."
"You're pretty good. I didn't know you actually had some artistic talent."
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
"of course!"
"So, give me a brief review: what's good about my movie?"
Hua Hua said in a very serious tone.
"Your movie has elements of a bad movie, but it's not bad to watch."
"That's something to be praised for."
Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao asked curiously.
What are the elements of a bad movie?
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