Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"Help!"

"Can anyone help me fix this?!"

"Help……"

Still half asleep, Lü Ziqiao came out of his room.

"You're asking for trouble, Teacher Zeng! What are you shouting for in the middle of the day?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the screwdriver in his hand and said.

"Ziqiao, come quickly and take a look!"

“I stripped the thread on this screw on my chair.”

"It's still not moving!"

"You either work with me to fix it, or we smash it together!"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.

"Is it that hard to twist?"

Did you turn it backwards?

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said.

"Definitely not."

"How do I not understand the difference between a screw and a bolt?"

"I have a very scientific method for making judgments!"

Lu Ziqiao shrugged, signaling the other person to continue.

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a very serious tone.

"first!"

"Try turning one side first. If you can't turn it, then you're turning it the wrong way!"

"Twist it on the other side!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a speechless expression.

"Wow, this is fucking scientific!"

"If you don't tighten the thread, who will?"

"Don't you know that clockwise tightens and counterclockwise loosens by 9-10 seconds? Can't you look it up online?"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced down at his watch to confirm which side was counter-clockwise.

"Oh well, there's no point in saying more!"

"You help me get this sorted out."

Lu Ziqiao picked up a screwdriver, went to the chair, and after fiddling with it for a while, finally managed to unscrew it.

Upon seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Great, if we couldn't get it done today..."

"I can't even eat!"

"Here, give me the screw, I'm going to flush it down the toilet to the deepest level of hell!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a speechless expression.

"I think you're the one who should go to hell!"

"I was sleeping soundly, and you woke me up."

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the sun outside and said.

"Please, I work the night shift, I should be up by now."

"You didn't stay up all night again, did you?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said.

"No……"

"I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. Before going to bed, I did a set of warm-up exercises and drank a glass of milk."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

Wow, your health is unbelievable!

"You went to bed so early yesterday, why can't you get up today?"

Lu Ziqiao said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"It's very simple!"

"I must have times when I'm busy, stay up late, and don't get enough sleep, right?"

"So, I store up any extra sleep I have in my spare time."

"That way, if you need it urgently, you can take it out and use it again!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in shock.

Wow, that sounds so scientific!

Is this how a human is constructed?

"Are you a camel that has become a spirit?"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.

"How could one do such extraordinary things without an inhuman body?"

"Teacher Zeng, this world is far more amazing than you can imagine!"

The next moment, Guan Gu Shenqi pushed open the door and asked.

"Who called me?"

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian exchanged a glance and shook their heads in unison.

Guan Gu Shenqi scratched his head and said.

"Strange, could I have misheard?"

…………

Inside the villa courtyard.

Lin Yun was playing with the giant panda; several months had passed, and it had grown quite a bit.

If it was like a small ball of flesh before, now it's a big ball of flesh with hands and feet...

Watching Sui Sui enjoy the honey, Lin Yun asked the zookeeper a question.

"It eats honey, there shouldn't be any problems, right?"

The blond-haired, blue-eyed zookeeper spoke in a thick Northeastern accent.

"It'll be fine, no bear would like that."

Lin Yun nodded and said.

"That's true, pandas are also considered bears."

"Your name is..."

The zookeeper said with a smile.

(ahac)

"Boss Lin, you can just call me Old Maozi."

"That's what my Chinese friends call me."

Lin Yun looked at Sui Sui, who had put down the honey and picked up the trombone, and sighed.

"Hey, even though it's a bear, it's still a panda after all."

"You can't really raise it like a bear."

"Why is it playing the trombone now?"

The Russian smiled ingratiatingly.

"We usually make it play so it won't be lonely."

"Actually, its best skill is playing the saxophone. Would you like me to have it perform a piece for you?"

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"No, let's forget about it."

"My apologies, my apologies."

"That's what Maozi said quickly."

"Mr. Lin, it's alright."

"It's because Sui Sui likes it; it wasn't forced."

"It's a giant panda with a rather artistic side!"

The next moment, Sui Sui started banging on the honey jar with her trombone.

The Russian immediately changed his tune.

"Of course, all animals experience emotional fluctuations."

"Judging from Sui Sui's condition today, she may be preparing to defecate."

Lin Yun paused for a moment before speaking.

"Didn't you just poop?"

Mao Zi explained with a smile.

"Pandas defecate about 40 times a day?"