Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.

"Is the Beastmasters going bankrupt?"

"That's the biggest joke I've ever heard."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.

"I was also very surprised when I heard about it."

"But when I learned that Mika and Youyou had misheard, everything made sense."

Zhang Wei spoke first.

"Indeed, when the two of them are together, it doesn't seem so strange that they do anything."

Just then, Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly spoke up.

"Brothers, I'm going to have surgery tomorrow."

"While I'm in the hospital, please remember to clean my room so my canvases don't get dusty."

Zhang Wei paused for a moment before speaking.

"Guan Gu...you don't have cancer, do you?"

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.

"That's right, I am..."

"Pah! What cancer? I need to go to the hospital to get it checked..."

"An unspeakable secret!"

Lu Ziqiao spoke directly.

"Foreskin or hemorrhoids?"

Guan Gu Shenqi sighed.

"the latter……"

"I used to eat pretty bland food in the island nation (good king)."

"After arriving in China, I ate hot pot and drank alcohol every day."

"Then I finally developed hemorrhoids."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

"Which hospital should we go to? Should we do it via live circumcision or anesthesia?"

Guan Gu said speechlessly.

"It must be anesthesia."

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao hurriedly replied.

"anesthetic!"

"Then you'd better hurry up and treat me to the meal you owe me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

"Guan Gu is having surgery, not dying."

What are you afraid of?

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.

"Because general anesthesia can cause amnesia!"

"I've heard of people who lost their memory as soon as the anesthesia wore off after surgery."

"When I woke up, I couldn't remember any of the money I owed my friends."

Zhang Wei complained.

That's not general anesthesia.

"That's because all my friends are numb..."

"Guan Gu, you should treat us." (Swept)

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The bar downstairs the next day.

Lu Zhanbo asked.

"I heard Guan Gu went to have surgery?"

"They didn't say what the illness is exactly?"

Lu Ziqiao responded loudly.

"I have hemorrhoids."

“I told him a long time ago that he should do Kegel exercises when he has nothing to do.”

He always ignored what I said.

"As a Sichuan native, I'm probably the most qualified to talk about how to prevent hemorrhoids!"

Lu Zhanbo sighed and said.

"Premature hemorrhoids at a young age?"

"It seems that Guan Gu's life is ruined."

Zhang Wei said, puzzled.

"Hey, speaking of which..."

"I remember hemorrhoids can be treated conservatively, right?"

"How serious is Guan Gu's condition that he needs surgery at the hospital?"

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke up.

"Maybe it's for planning to get married and have children in the future."

"I remember that many couples would have their hemorrhoids removed before trying to conceive."

Lu Zhanbo raised his hand to interrupt.

"That doesn't make sense. It should be the wife who does the cutting. What does it have to do with Guan Gu?"

Lu Ziqiao spoke with reason and evidence.

"She's a girl!"

"Even going to the toilet requires going in pairs."

"Isn't it normal for people to form groups to get hemorrhoid surgery?"

Lu Zhanbo paused for a moment before speaking.

"If that's what you mean, I won't argue with you anymore."

However, at that moment, the boys in 363 seemed to turn their heads at the same time, as if they were on the same wavelength.

A hot-bodied, innocent-looking young woman walked into the bar.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes almost pop out, Lu Ziqiao teased him.

"Teacher Zeng, do you have any ideas?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.

"idea?"

"What a joke! I, Zeng, have studied the Spring and Autumn Annals!"

Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.

"Me! A legal pioneer, do you even know what 'value' means?"

Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes.

"Well, these two are both upright gentlemen."

"Let me..."

Lu Ziqiao interrupted him directly.

“Zhanbo, the moment you go to chat her up, I’ll call Shirly right away.”

Lu Zhanbo said, his eyes wide.

"You...you're shameless!"

Lu Ziqiao said smugly.

"Hehe, well, that's what happens when you all have family matters to attend to!"

"Unlike me, I have no ties."

"If you want to strike up a conversation, strike up a conversation; if you want to flirt, flirt with a girl."

"Life is just this carefree."

After receiving a barrage of hostility, Lü Ziqiao got up and left...

However, a short while later, Lü Ziqiao quickly turned back.

"No, she has two friends with her."

"I need a wingman to provide support."

Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes.

"You've offended everyone just now, look who can help you now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Yun walked over with a wine glass in his hand.

Lu Ziqiao immediately reacted as if he had grasped a lifeline.