Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"After all these years, it's still not outdated!" II.

Chapter 1689 The Soul of the Party (Please Subscribe!)

The next morning.

Zeng Xiaoxian was abruptly woken up by a phone call.

Zeng Xiaoxian answered the phone, his anger barely contained.

"Lu Ziqiao, what's wrong now?!"

"You've already gone to the bathroom twice tonight!"

"Even if you need to pee right now, you'd better hold it in."

Lu Ziqiao said in a drawn-out voice.

"I'm hungry, I want to eat breakfast."

Upon hearing this request, Zeng Xiaoxian shouted angrily.

"Are you doing this on purpose?!"

"I usually sleep until the sun is high in the sky before I get up!"

"It's only a little past six o'clock today, and you're already clamoring for breakfast."

Lu Ziqiao said slowly and deliberately.

"I am a patient, and I need enough nutrition to recover."

"Teacher Zeng, aren't you supposed to be a good man?"

"Don't good men know how to take care of others?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, suppressing his anger, said "363".

"Wait, I'll prepare breakfast for you now!"

A moment later, Lu Ziqiao looked at the breakfast on the table and said in a puzzled tone.

"what is this?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.

"What, did someone knock your eye out?"

"Can't you even tell it's instant noodles?"

Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly.

"I know it's instant noodles!"

"But do you think instant noodles suit my current status?"

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's pretentious attitude, Zeng Xiaoxian said with a look of disgust.

Who are you?

"Lin Yun, for example, gets a cup of instant noodles every few days."

"You have an extra chicken... seven plus one!"

Lu Ziqiao trembled as he took out his phone and fiddled with it a few times.

The next moment, Zeng Xiaoxian's phone received a notification sound.

[Ten Thousand Beasts Treasure has been credited to your account, amounting to 10,000 yuan.

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a dark face.

"What are you doing!"

"Ten thousand yuan can buy me a day, but it can't buy a righteous and upright soul!"

After half an hour.

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

"Director Lü."

"Here are the two vegetarian-skinned fruits you ordered, Weilong brand, with raw scallions (untied), and sesame seed flakes."

"And this bowl is soy milk with a poached egg."

Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.

"Not bad, you've prepared so well for me."

What will you eat by yourself?

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

"It's okay, I'll just have a bite."

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian brought over a plate of hairy crabs with garlic sauce and butter, each as big as a human head.

Lu Ziqiao said, his eyes wide.

"Hey, hey, hey, you've gone too far!"

Zeng Xiaoxian ate while trying to persuade him.

"Ziqiao, don't be fooled by how fragrant this looks."

"It really doesn't taste as good as your Jianbing Guozi!"

"This jianbing guozi was made by Brother Zhang downstairs."

"They've been making this for over ten years, so you can eat with peace of mind. You'll eat one without making a sound!"

Just then, Zhang Wei walked in with a cheerful smile.

"Oh, it's pretty good."

"I was thinking of coming back to see the two of you."

"I didn't expect you two to get along so well, and you really didn't argue."

Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.

"Zhang Wei, you've come at the perfect time!"

"I'll give you 20,000 yuan, you help me kill him!"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes.

"Please, 20,000 yuan isn't even enough to hire me to fight a hit-and-run case, and you expect me to kill someone for you?"

"In your eyes, I, Awei, am worthless."

As he spoke, Zhang Wei picked up the soy milk on the table right in front of Lü Ziqiao.

Then, amidst Lu Ziqiao's "heartfelt blessings," he happily took a slurp.

"Hmm, it tastes a bit fishy."

"Ziqiao, you should drink it."

Lu Ziqiao said with a dark face.

"Zhang Wei, you're on the kill list too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, his eyes wide.

"Hey, how dare you threaten a lawyer!"

"Ziqiao, you're in trouble. You have the right to remain silent..."

Zhang Wei raised his hand to interrupt.

"Wait! Prisoners in China don't have the right to remain silent!"

“Every criminal suspect has an obligation to cooperate with the prosecutor’s office in questioning you.”

"Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely!"

"The content of old Hong Kong movies doesn't apply here!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a speechless expression.

"Hey, that's enough."

"Let's chat a little longer. Are you all going to contact the crematorium to order my first urn?"

"Just go to work and relax."

Zhang Wei said with a chuckle.

"work?"

"I took the day off today. I'm going to pick up Jian Ning to attend a wedding later."

Just a heads up, this isn't my wedding...

"Someone asked Jian Ning to be their bridesmaid."

Lu Ziqiao said in surprise.

"Bridesmaid?!"

Zhang Wei looked down at it with some confusion.

"I didn't step on your foot, why are you so agitated?"

Lu Ziqiao pressed for an answer.

How many bridesmaids are there?

Zhang Wei shook his head and said.

"I didn't ask, but it seems there was a bridesmaid group."

"Otherwise, Jian Ning wouldn't be able to get up early to do her makeup and get ready."

Lu Ziqiao said happily.