Lu Ziqiao said somewhat impatiently.
"This is far too complicated, how much longer will it take..."
He turned around and saw that Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were both looking at the wedding ceremony with serious expressions.
Lu Ziqiao said with a speechless expression.
"Hey, are you two planning to follow this process even when you're not getting married?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.
"Of course not!"
363 "But it's not bad to learn from other people's ideas!"
Laura, standing to the side, is similar to Lu Ziqiao; both are traditional non-marriage advocates.
However, Lu Ziqiao was more straightforward; he didn't want Laura to have ever considered marrying Zeng Xiaoxian.
After the groom and his father-in-law exchanged gifts, the newlyweds came to the master of ceremonies.
The emcee spoke at length before finally starting the main event.
"Groom, in the years to come, whether in poverty, sickness, pain, wealth, health, joy, or happiness, are you willing to stay by your bride's side and love her for the rest of your life?"
The groom said with a determined look in his eyes.
"I am willing!"
Just then, Zhang Wei whispered something to the others.
"Actually, I've had this impulse for a long time."
"If I were to ask at this point, 'Since you've stood by me through poverty and illness, would it be acceptable to reduce the bride price by 20,000?'"
Laura said with a smile.
"Believe me, you're going to get beaten up."
"No! I'll be beaten to death!"
At this point, the emcee had already delivered this set of words to the bride.
The bride began to speak.
"I wish..."
I refuse!!
His lifelong cry was particularly clear during the banquet.
Everyone turned their heads in unison, and saw a man walking in quickly.
At that moment, the bride suddenly burst into tears and ran towards the other person as well.
Even the man who came didn't reach out; she ran over on her own.
Zhang Wei said in shock.
"Holy crap, what's going on?"
"Bride kidnapping?"
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.
Did you see them rob it?
"There was no robbery at all; I think this should be considered an elopement."
Laura couldn't help but complain.
"A marriage is such a big event, and being unpredictable really ruins one's image."
Zeng Xiaoxian was about to nod, but then he thought about it and realized that he had done something similar, so he quickly pretended not to understand.
The bride came to the man who had tried to abduct her, and the two gazed at each other with deep affection.
The bride turned her head and saw the groom standing alone on the stage. Then the two eloped in front of everyone.
At that moment, the groom on the stage suddenly felt dizzy and sat down on the ground.
Upon seeing this, Lü Ziqiao's eyes widened.
"broken!"
"If things continue like this, will we be unable to get a table at the banquet?"
Zhang Wei said, his eyes wide.
"Oh, right!"
"Luckily, I don't have to pay any money as a gift. Apart from losing some time, everything else is fine."
Zeng Xiaoxian said in despair.
"I'm the one who should be losing out!"
"I spent a thousand yuan, and all I got was to watch a runaway wedding."
"Isn't it a bit too much...? It doesn't seem like a huge loss."
"This is truly the first time I've ever seen someone run away from a wedding, Ziqiao, don't you think..."
"Holy crap, where's Ziqiao?"
Laura pointed to the stage and said.
"He's there!"
When Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian looked over, Lu Ziqiao had already picked up the microphone.
Zhang Wei said in despair.
"Ziqiao, what exactly are you trying to do!"
Looking at the noisy banquet, Lü Ziqiao spoke up.
"Everyone, please be quiet."
"Please be quiet and listen to me."
"Let me say something fair."
Under everyone's watchful eyes, Lin Yun slowly helped the groom up.
“What kind of behavior is it for a man to cry like this?”
As the ancients said, out with the old, in with the new.
"Tell me, are you planning to be trapped here for the rest of your life by a girl who has wronged you?"
"Still, bravely, stylishly, and awesomely step out, and make a magnificent rebirth!"
The groom opened his mouth as if to say something...
Lu Ziqiao interrupted him immediately.
"Tell me, are you going to stay or go out?"
"Do you even want to be reborn from the ashes?!"
Lu Ziqiao's words didn't make any grand sense, but at that moment they seemed to have a magical power.
His words seemed to be a lifeline, which the groom grasped firmly in his hands.
The next moment, the groom grabbed the microphone and shouted loudly.
"It's no big deal!"
"Out with the old, in with the new; I'll find someone better than her!"
"I choose to rise from the ashes!"
Lu Ziqiao took back the microphone and shouted loudly.
"Whoa whoa!!"
"At this moment, I declare the wedding ceremony over."
"And so, at the same time, the rebirth party officially begins!!"
"Distinguished guests, let's get this party started and celebrate a man's transformation!!"
The next moment, the entire wedding venue erupted in enthusiastic applause.
Amidst the applause, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were completely dumbfounded.
Zhang Wei said, bewildered.
"This is actually possible?"
Zeng Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed as he spoke.
"This is just too incredible."
"This guy really turned the wedding into a party."
"So, was his action a rescue or a disaster?"
At this moment, Lü Ziqiao walked over cheerfully with a bottle of champagne.
What are you all standing there for?
"Let's get this party lively! It can't be this quiet, let's liven things up!"
As he spoke, Lu Ziqiao shook the champagne and popped it into the distance.
Zhang Wei and the other man exchanged glances. Although they still felt a little awkward, they joined the party.
A moment later, even the groom joined in the champagne-spitting frenzy.
The reason he was excited was that, after negotiations, they had reached an agreement that the bride price would be fully refunded and the dowry would not be returned.
"Come on, everyone, let's get this party started!"
"Eat well, drink well, and have fun!"
Lu Ziqiao said smugly.
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