Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Do you really need to be so dramatic?

"If Guan Gu had a relapse and needed emergency care, he would have died long ago."

Zhang Wei said with a smile.

"Oh dear, he's perfectly fine!"

"Besides, he doesn't have any illness at all."

"It was just a hemorrhoid surgery, and it's healed recently."

"Wait a moment, I'll go prepare."

After Zhang Wei left, Lü Ziqiao couldn't help but take another look at Guan Gu Shenqi.

"As expected of Yokohama's last samurai, he drinks shochu as soon as his hemorrhoids heal."

"I'm truly impressed!"

A moment later, a beam of light appeared before Lü Ziqiao's eyes.

Lu Ziqiao squinted at first, then took a closer look.

It turned out that the light wasn't coming from the sun, but from Zhang Wei, who was only wearing his underwear.

"Zhang Wei, are you trying to die?!"

Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.

"I'm still afraid that if we move Guan Gu, oh my god! He'll throw up all at once."

"I'm all naked now, even if he really threw up, I can just take a shower and I'll be fine."

Lu Ziqiao's lips twitched twice as he spoke.

"You are truly a man of great foresight!"

"Stop laughing, hurry up and come lift it."

With a single effort, the two of them lifted Guan Gu Shenqi off the sofa.

Two minutes later, the two of them, panting, threw Guan Gu Shenqi onto the bed.

"Damn, I'm exhausted."

Zhang Wei spoke first.

"This time I truly understand what it means to feel absolutely heavy."

"Cover him with a blanket, then we'll leave."

Lu Ziqiao grabbed a pillowcase from the side and draped it over Guan Gu Shenqi.

"Let's go, just cover your belly."

"Why would you need a blanket on such a hot day?"

Zhang Wei spoke up to remind him.

"Should we get him a glass of water, so he doesn't wake up thirsty in the middle of the night?"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.

"You're so kind, why don't you stay here and sleep with Guan Gu?"

Although Lu Ziqiao said that, he still left a can of beer for Guan Gu Shenqi.

Beer is quite good as a revival drink.

…………

The next day at the bar.

Lin Yun, who had just finished get off work, ran into Guan Gu Shenqi, who was pale as a ghost, at a bar.

Lin Yun greeted him with a smile.

"Guan Gu, you're up pretty early."

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded, which was his way of responding to Lin Yun.

Lin Yun asked with a smile.

"What's wrong, hangover and headache?"

Guan Gu Shenqi waved his hand and said, "0..."

"My head doesn't hurt, but my butt hurts."

Lin Yun asked, puzzled.

"My butt hurts, I need to go..."

"I forgot you had surgery! Why didn't you remind me!"

Guan Gu Shenqi sighed and said.

"I was originally planning to drink only a little."

"I didn't expect that after the alcohol took effect, I would suddenly become so temperamental."

"It's okay, don't worry, my butt is fine."

Lin Yun said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Some people are alive, but their asses are dying."

"Come on, let's toast your ass."

Guan Gu Shenqi held up the milk and said.

"Respect your buttocks."

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian walked over with a cheerful smile.

What are you two talking about?

"We even had a drink together."

Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.

"We're talking about butts."

The next moment, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately began scanning the bar like a searchlight.

"Uh, whose ass are we talking about?"

Guan Gu Shenqi pointed to himself and said.

"mine."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.

"Damn, what's so interesting about your ass?"

Guan Gu Shenqi immediately became unhappy.

"Why isn't my butt a butt?"

I'm going to sue you for discrimination!

Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.

"I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry."

"I'll apologize to your butt, okay?"

"I didn't expect this butt to be just like its owner, so petty."

Just as Guan 0.2 was about to retort, Zeng Xiaoxian had already left happily.

Guan Gu Shenqi punched cotton with all his might, and immediately felt terrible.

Lin Yun offered some words of advice.

"Don't get angry, all illnesses are caused by anger."

"Have a good mindset and be kind to your butt."

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.

"It seems that I should avoid drinking alcohol as much as possible for the next two weeks."

"He needs to rest and recuperate properly."

Lin Yun stroked his chin and said.

"Speaking of which, have the guys in our apartment been doing something wrong lately?"

"Zhanbo got injured by his girlfriend's knee, you had hemorrhoid surgery, Ziqiao got beaten up by his ex-girlfriend, and now only Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei are still doing well."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Yun and Guan Gu's phones simultaneously beeped with message notifications.

[Zhang Wei: Something's up, come back immediately!]

Chapter 1710 Retribution Came Too Quickly (Please Subscribe!)

The two hurriedly returned to suite 3601.

Upon entering the apartment, everyone else in the building was present, clearly indicating that Zhang Wei had sent messages to more than just the two of them.

Lin Yun squeezed through the crowd and asked.

"Zhang Wei, where is Zhang Wei?"

"What's this guy up to?"

Zhang Wei raised his hand and spoke.

"I'm here!"

Lin Yun glanced at Zhang Wei and said.

"Aren't you perfectly fine?"

"What do you want with us?"