Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Lin Yun rolled up his sleeves and said.

"Don't worry, watch my miraculous healing!"

Seeing this, Zhang Wei immediately stopped pretending to be dead.

No, no, no!

"If you do that again, I'm really done for."

"I already guessed I'd be next, but I didn't expect the retribution to come so quickly."

Lu Ziqiao reassured him.

"Alright, stop looking like you've been completely humiliated."

"You weren't even beaten as badly as my ex-girlfriend."

"Your bad luck has been broken."

Zhang Wei nodded and said.

"That's right!"

"That's certainly something to celebrate. Who's going to treat me to a meal later?"

"How about you comfort my wounded heart and soul?"

Lin Yun cracked his knuckles and said.

"Zhang Wei, it seems like you're facing another calamity."

"How about we guys help you get through this?"

Zhang Wei immediately changed his tune.

"Just kidding, let me treat you."

Chapter 1711 A Prank That Offends Heaven and Earth (Please Subscribe!)

A few days later, inside the small villa.

Xiaoyu took out her phone, and after carefully confirming that no one was around, she opened Taobao and began to shop discreetly.

However, at that moment, Ouyang Mofei pushed open the door and walked in.

"Xiaoyu, I want to order takeout."

Do you want some pizza?

"If you want some food, I'll bring you some."

Xiaoyu waved her hand and said.

"I won't eat it."

"I'll order whatever I want to eat later."

Just then, Ouyang Mofei suddenly frowned and said.

"wrong!"

"Why are you so nervous in broad daylight?"

Ouyang Mofei moved closer to Xiaoyu and said with narrowed eyes.

"Are you doing something shady behind my back?"

Xiaoyu said in a very serious tone.

No, absolutely not.

"Sister Mo Fei, you've misunderstood me."

Ouyang Mofei nodded and said.

"Okay, then I must be being paranoid."

As Ouyang Mofei turned to leave, Xiaoyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The next second, Ouyang Mofei suddenly turned around and launched a surprise attack.

"I can smell it!"

"It smells like a lie!"

What's on your phone?

Xiaoyu sighed helplessly.

"I was just browsing online stores."

Ouyang Mofei leaned forward for a look, then widened his eyes and said.

"Fun..."

"Hey! What do you think it is!"

"Why hide buying clothes?"

"But what are you looking at? It doesn't suit your style at all."

A smart person would know what to say as soon as they heard this.

Xiaoyu asked directly.

"Sister Mo Fei, do you have any insightful suggestions?"

Ouyang Mofei said with a smile.

"You've come to the right person!"

"I've done quite a bit of research in this area!"

"Hey, why are you making that face? We're all women, all adults. There's nothing wrong with saying things like that openly!"

Xiaoyu nodded and said.

"no problem!"

"Absolutely no problem."

Ouyang Mofei said in a very serious tone.

"First of all, girls can definitely be divided into two types."

"One type is slender, and the other is more plump, with the flesh in the right places."

Xiaoyu asked in confusion.

"But there are also fat women..."

Ouyang Mofei interrupted.

"There's no need to consider anything else, because Lin Yun doesn't like it."

Xiaoyu nodded and said.

"Well, that's true."

"Sister Mo, please continue."

Ouyang Mofei continued.

"First of all, you and I both have the same problem, which is about breasts..."

"So you can choose non-lace cutout styles that cover the chest, and try to choose clothes with a design sense, so that you can divert attention a little."

"Of course, if she's a big-breasted beauty, it's easier."

"Straightforward, deep V-neck, cheongsam, uniform, wear whatever you like, whatever makes your chest look big!"

Xiaoyu suddenly realized.

"That makes sense!"

"It would be really embarrassing if sexy clothes couldn't be lifted up."

Ouyang Mofei continued.

"Then there's the issue of color."

"If you don't know which color to choose, black is definitely the safest choice."

"Boys and girls alike like it."

"Finally, there are some small design details, such as silk edges, bows, and camisoles."

"These can all be plus points."

After hearing these words, Xiaoyu said sincerely.

"Listening to your words is worth more than browsing through ten years of online forums!"

"I'll follow your suggestion and buy two sets to try it out."

Ouyang Mofei interrupted.

"Remember to let me see your choice."

"I know Lin Yun's preferences very well."

As soon as she finished speaking, Rose walked in from outside the door.

"What are you two talking about? I could hear you from the stairs."

Ouyang Mofei turned his head and glanced at Rose, then suddenly said with a wicked grin.

"It's nothing, Lin Yun just sent a message saying he bought new clothes for the three of us."

"He said that when he comes next time, we must wear new clothes to welcome him at home."

Rose asked in confusion

"Bought clothes again?"

"But why didn't he tell me?"