“Brother-in-law, if you hadn’t emphasized how delicious it is, we might have tried it.”
"The more you say it tastes good, the less reliable we think it is."
Guan Gu said excitedly.
"I know!"
"This is the most famous 'orange sweetness theorem' in China!"
"When someone tells you an orange is sweet, it's already..."
Lin Yun interrupted.
"Alright, since you've all seen through it."
"Then stop humiliating me."
"However, although this red ginseng juice doesn't taste good, its medicinal effects are quite good."
"It is said that many action movie actors from Siberia use it specifically to nourish their kidneys."
Lu Ziqiao stared wide-eyed.
"It's good for the kidneys!"
"Damn, you should have said so earlier!"
The next moment, the group started drinking in a rush.
Guan Gu Shenqi, being a step too slow, didn't even manage to grab one...
"Zhang Wei, you're way too greedy!"
"Why should you drink two?"
Zhang Wei spoke as he drank.
"When you're like me, you'll propose."
"I bought a house and now I live with my fiancée every night."
"So you know why I'm superior?"
Lu Ziqiao added from the side.
“In particular, Zhang Wei’s fiancée is older than him.”
"At thirty, one becomes like a wolf; at forty, like a tiger."
Haven't you heard that saying?
Next, Guan Gu Shenqi glanced at Lin Yun...
Lin Yun shrugged and said.
"It's obvious, brother, I'm cheating."
Just then, Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly spoke.
"Hey, I remember there are records in China that drinking deer blood wine can replenish qi and enhance male virility, right?"
Lu Zhanbo nodded and said.
"Yes, that's a saying."
"But the blood must be from a male deer, and it must be from an adult male deer that is not a breeding deer that mates every day."
"Those male deer are even weaker than you; their legs wobble when they walk, so it has no effect at all."
Guan Gu Shenqi waved his hand and said.
That's not the point!
"I mean, if deer blood wine really does have some effect."
"Do other blood wines also have the same effect?"
"Especially those with abundant yang energy..."
The next moment, Lin Yun coughed twice and said.
"I suddenly remembered that I have two black guys growing cotton."
"I'll go get it!"
"You guys talk first!"
Guan Gu Shenqi hurriedly said.
"Don't go! Let's try it out!!"
Lin Yun turned his head and gave a friendly gesture...
Chapter 1754 Zhang Wei! Have you forgotten your dream? (Please subscribe!)
After Lin Yun returned to the Love Apartment, life in the apartment returned to normal.
The weekend a few days later.
Hu Yifei walked into suite 3601 and looked around in all directions.
"Hey, that's strange."
Where did Bruce go?
Zhang Wei and Guan Gu Shenqi were watching the movie intently and did not answer Hu Yifei's question.
Hu Yifei raised her voice and shouted.
"Hey!"
"Have you guys seen Bruce?"
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and said.
"Lin Yun took him away."
Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.
"Lin Yun?"
"Didn't he arrange to take Mo Fei and the others skydiving this afternoon?"
Zhang Wei nodded and said.
“That’s right, Lin Yun said he wanted to take Bruce to see the world.”
Hearing this, Hu Yifei breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, that's something he's capable of doing."
"As long as Bruce is not lost, I am relieved."
Guan Gu offered some advice.
"Bruce is so smart, even if he goes out for a walk, he can always walk back."
Hu Yifei curiously leaned over and asked.
"What are you two looking at so intently?"
Guan Gu Shenqi introduced it with a smile.
"Lin Yun said that this is the only watchable martial arts film in China in recent years."
"It's called 'Plastic Surgery Couple vs. Rootless Old Man'."
Hu Yifei said, her eyes wide.
"what?"
Zhang Wei quickly corrected him.
"It's called 'Reign of Assassins,' okay?"
"Don't give me random nicknames!"
Guan Gu said, feeling wronged.
"But that's what Lin Yun said when he introduced me to him."
"And, when I searched like this, I actually found this movie."
Hu Yifei gave a thumbs up.
"Great!"
"You guys take your time looking at it. I'm going back to write my lesson plan."
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu Shenqi couldn't help but ask.
"Yifei, it's already the weekend."
"Aren't you going to rest for a while?"
"Working must be too tiring, right?"
Hu Yifei sighed and said.
"I want to rest, but teachers have to be evaluated again soon!"
Zhang Wei said in surprise.
Another assessment?
"Didn't the assessment just finish in the first half of the year?"
Hu Yifei shrugged and said.
"You said it yourself, that was the first half of the year."
"There are two assessments a year, two evaluations, two summaries, a final exam, and a year-end summary."
"It's the same thing every year, over and over again!"
"By the way, I'm not just writing lesson plans this weekend."
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