Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Hu Yifei said with a wicked smile.

"Great! I'm rooting for you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a sarcastic tone.

"Let me state upfront that although this play is absolutely terrible, and incredibly long and tedious!"

"But I still sincerely hope that you can come!"

"After all, you are my most, most, most sincere friends!"

Hu Yifei interrupted her directly.

"No need to say anything, we will definitely go see it!"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and offered some words of comfort.

"Of course, if you retract your previous statement, I can still..."

Hu Yifei decisively refused.

"Impossible! A man of his word is a man of his word!"

"We, as your friends, will all go and support you later!"

The next moment, Lin Yun conjured a dagger out of thin air and cut off a piece of his clothes.

Zhang Wei said, bewildered.

"Brother, what kind of act are you putting on now?"

Lin Yun said calmly.

"Of course, it's about severing ties!"

"I'm going shopping with Nuolan this afternoon, so I don't have time to watch this show."

Zeng Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed in surprise.

"Lin Yun, do you no longer carry yourself on dates?"

Lin Yun glanced at Hu Yifei, then at Qin Yumo, before asking a question that seemed designed to kill.

"What do you think?"

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his chest and said with difficulty.

"When other people come to see the performance, remember to bring raincoats."

"I'm performing in an interactive play, so the first three rows might get wet."

…………

The plot of the stage play is probably familiar to everyone; it's basically just a solo performance by Xiaoxian's version of Optimus Prime, "kukukukiki".

Using this, Zeng Xiaoxian drove Hu Yifei crazy, making her admit her mistakes and deeply reflect on her previous behavior.

So let's turn our attention to Lin Yun and Nuolan's date.

On the commercial street, Lin Yun and Nuolan strolled hand in hand, happily walking under the watchful eyes of passersby.

While the two were waiting for their milk tea...

A salesman in a suit approached the two men.

"Sir, Madam, excuse me."

Are you planning to have children?

Lin Yun said with a frown.

"Has this thing become so unsellable now?"

The salesman hurriedly explained.

"No! Sir, you've misunderstood."

"I work at a nearby nursing home."

Lin Yun said with a frown.

"So, you're planning to... sell old men?"

"Then nobody will want them!"

The salesman hurriedly waved his hand and said.

"Sir, you've misunderstood!"

What I'm trying to say is, if you don't plan to have children in the future, who will take care of you in your old age?

(cied) Lin Yun pointed at Nuolan and said.

"My girlfriend!"

"Besides, I have plenty of money..."

The salesman tentatively suggested.

"But what if something goes wrong in the meantime?"

"For example, asset devaluation, inflation?"

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"It's alright, even a starved camel is bigger than calling a deer a horse!"

"That's what the salesman said in a bad mood."

"What, sir, are you Qin Shi Huang? You think you're more important than calling a deer a horse!"

Lin Yun smiled and reassured him.

"Don't be angry, take it slow!"

"My milk tea isn't ready yet."

"Tell me, tell me what you're trying to sell me."

The salesman pulled out a flyer and said.

“Our nursing home has launched a special package for young people living alone.”

"Providing security for young people who plan to remain childless!"

Lin Yun sighed.

"Your boss is a real talent!"

"He even managed to spot this business opportunity!"

Just then, Nolan spoke up.

"Honey, the milk tea is ready."

Lin Yun took the milk tea and then paid an extra twenty yuan when paying.

"Give this gentleman a taro milk tea with big boba as well."

"You chatted with me for a while, so I'll treat you to a milk tea. We're even."

After saying that, Lin Yun and Nuolan left, chatting and laughing.

Nighttime, inside the radio station.

Nuolan, who was hosting the program, suddenly burst out laughing.

Lin Yun hurriedly turned off the instrument and turned to ask.

"What are you laughing at?"

Nuolan covered her mouth and laughed.

"I'm laughing, he's a salesman..."

"You're so funny."

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"You've been laughing about this all afternoon, aren't you done yet?"

Nuolan waved her hand and said.

"You don't understand, there's a kind of humor in the conversation between the two of you that comes from a lack of brainstem."

Lin Yun pinched Nuolan's little face with both hands.

"Hold on, we're live streaming!"

"If you're going to laugh, laugh when you get home, understand?"

Nolan nodded obediently.

"understand!"

Lin Yun breathed a sigh of relief and then began to preside over the proceedings.

"Next up is the daily audience interaction segment."

"Let's take the first call from our listener."

The call was quickly answered, and a male listener answered.

Nolan asked politely.

"What would you like to share with us, listener?"

The male listener spoke up.

"What I want to share is something funny that happened to me at work today."

"Today I was promoting our nursing home's new packages on the street, and a handsome guy actually thought I was trying to sell old men to him..."

The next moment, Lin Yun and Nuolan couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Brother, doesn't my voice sound familiar?"