"Auntie! Lin Yun, are you really planning to seduce everyone from sixteen to eighty years old?"
Lin Yun gave Zeng Xiaoxian the middle finger and then asked a question.
"Didn't you say you wouldn't let me contact Youyou for the time being?"
"It's been almost three days, have you made any progress?"
Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.
"To be precise..."
"I don't have any either!"
Lin Yun said irritably.
"Damn it, then you can put my mind at ease!"
Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"However, I've come up with a good idea in the last three days!"
"Lin Yun, let me analyze this for you!"
After saying that, Lü Ziqiao coughed twice.
"For a man to win a woman's heart, good looks, talent, and wealth are all necessary!"
"And Lin Yun, you happen to have all of these, and quite a lot of them!"
"So, it's very easy for you and my aunt to take things to the next level."
Lin Yun said impatiently.
"Do you think I'm a virgin? Do you think I need you to tell me these things?"
"Let's get straight to the point."
Lu Ziqiao gave an awkward laugh, and then continued.
"But the problem now is, can my aunt accept the fact that you have several girlfriends?"
Lin Yun laughed and made a self-deprecating remark.
"It would be strange if you could accept it. I originally planned to take it step by step and make it a fait accompli before making any decisions."
"But because of what you did, my original plan can no longer be carried out."
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Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.
"You can't do it, but I can!"
"Lin Yun, think about it, why did Wan Yu agree to be your girlfriend back then?"
"She clearly came to confess to you, how did it suddenly turn into you building a harem?"
Lin Yun said with a frown.
"You mean you're talking about being love-struck?!"
Lu Ziqiao slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh and said.
That's exactly what I meant!
"Love can not only make people abnormal, it can also make them stupid!"
When someone truly likes you, she will automatically ignore all your flaws!
"But by the time she finally realized it, she had already gotten used to everything around her!"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"You're right!"
..... . ....
"Ever since I fell in love with my brother, every handsome guy in the world seems to be missing a pair of overalls!"
Lu Ziqiao said with a wicked smile.
"So what you need to do now is play hard to get!"
"I want to make my aunt's heart flutter with joy, her mind in turmoil, her hands skillful, her heart ruthless, her heart..."
Lin Yun raised his hand to interrupt.
"Ziqiao, let's stop here. I understand what you mean."
"Tell me what the plan is."
Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.
"You can rest assured and leave the matter of persuading my aunt to me!"
"Uncle-in-law will handle external affairs, and I'll handle internal affairs. We'll work together from both sides!"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but complain from the side.
"You two are such scumbags..."
"Especially Ziqiao, he's the worst of the worst!"
"Lin Yun is a little better, but he's still a bit like a scoundrel..."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Teacher Zeng, you're wrong!"
"I'm the worst of the worst, the ultimate man!"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but sigh.
"You two are not ashamed, but proud of it?"
"I'm truly impressed!"
Lu Zhanbo said this while practicing his shooting.
"This is perfectly normal."
“My brother-in-law’s idol is Duan Zhengchun from Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils. He’s an exceptional man who treats lowbrow interests as a lifelong career.”
"A nobleman who risked his life to woo women!"
"That's true kindness—a genuine love for what you do!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"You flatter me, you flatter me. The revolution is not yet complete, comrade, I still need to work hard!"
Chapter 205 The True Power of Firearms (Please Subscribe!)
Inside suite 3603.
Lin Yun's girlfriends were sitting together watching a movie.
The movie is also a classic Resident Evil 3.
Just as Lin Yun and Lu Zhanbo walked into the suite from the balcony, it was the scene from the movie where Carlos was driving his car to his death.
When Carlos lit that cigarette and took a final drag before he died...
The girls finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Qin Yumo couldn't help but sigh.
"Although I don't smoke, seeing this scene feels really cool!"
Hu Yifei nodded and said.
"If I don't get to smoke this last puff of cigarette, I reckon the director of this show will definitely get hacked to death!"
Just as the two were reminiscing, Xinling suddenly said with concern.
"What would we humans do if a biological crisis really happened one day?"
Chen Meijia pointed to Lin Yun and Hu Yifei and said.
"It's okay!"
"We have Sister Fei, and 'May 17th' also has Lin Yun!"
"Bajiquan and the 'Flash of the Bullets' technique can make zombies look like humans in no time."
Hu Yifei shook her head and said.
"Meijia, you're thinking too simply."
"There are so many zombies, and they are so contagious, that even the army can't handle them."
"What can Lin Yun and I do with our bare hands?"
At this moment, Lin Yun, who had been silent all along, suddenly interjected.
"Yifei, you really can't do anything with your bare hands."
"But! If you're saying that even the army can't deal with these little zombies, that's a bit of a lie."
"All carbon-based life forms are equal before thermal firepower!"
Chen Meijia pointed to the television and said.
"Then look at the movies..."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"You guys said it yourself, this is a movie!"
"If a biological crisis were to actually break out, the scenario that would be closest to reality would be the Blackwatch unit from the prototype of Prototype."
Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.
"Blackwatch? Are they very powerful?"
Lu Zhanbo said with a smile.
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