Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.
"Uh... I really didn't feel anything strange."
Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.
"I have OCD!"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized.
"Damn, that makes sense then."
"However, this is clearly your problem, what does it have to do with other people?"
Guan Gu Shenqi sighed and said.
"The main problem is that it's uncomfortable!"
"It's very uncomfortable to always have to maintain a certain air and be careful with your words and actions."
"So I'll still be spending the Lunar New Year in my apartment this year, but I'll visit Huizi's house on the first day of the Lunar New Year."
After hearing Guan Gu's sarcastic remark, Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.
"That means your communication skills are poor!"
"Look... I don't think I've ever gone through what you've gone through."
"But look at Lin Yun, how well he gets along with Zhuge Ke?"
"Easily get along with elders."
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.
"Can those be the same?"
"If I were as rich as Lin Yun, I'd be all friends with him!"
“When I go to Lisa’s house, I always have to ask my father-in-law to light my cigarette.”
Guan Gu asked in confusion.
"Teacher Zeng, do you smoke?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said in a very serious tone.
"If that day ever comes, I'll learn!"
Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.
"Alright, let's stop fantasizing."
What should we eat for breakfast?
Zeng Xiaoxian spoke up.
"I ordered a scallion pancake, and Guangu ordered hot dry noodles."
"Go and make your own breakfast."
Lu Ziqiao took out his phone and muttered to himself.
"Then I'll order two crystal pork knuckles."
"Let's just have a quick breakfast," Lu Ziqiao said, glancing at the time.
"Wait a minute, it's almost nine o'clock."
Why is it so quiet next door?
"If we keep waiting like this, all this precious time will slip away!"
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and said.
"I'll go over and see what's going on."
A moment later, Zeng Xiaoxian returned to the suite the way he came.
"I knocked on the door for ages, but no one answered."
"I'll go over to the balcony and take a look."
A minute later, Zeng Xiaoxian returned and spoke.
"Brothers, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear?"
Guan Gu Shenqi interrupted.
"good news!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"The good news is that there's only one bad news."
"The bad news is that there's no one next door, only Bruce is left to look after the house."
"It seems like we've been abandoned..."
Lu Ziqiao said, his eyes wide.
"what?!"
"Shouldn't this... be considered good news?!"
"Finally, there are no girls this Chinese New Year, so we can do some exciting things!"
Zeng Xiaoxian spoke up.
"I'm not going to parties!"
Guan Gu Shenqi continued.
"I don't drink!"
Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.
"Can you two stop being such a spoilsport?"
"So what if I'm over thirty?"
Is it necessary to start living a life of soaking goji berries in a thermos?
"Two choices: either stay in Love Apartment, the two of you rely on each other, and have a passionate New Year's Eve together."
"Or, come with me, and I'll show you a different kind of New Year's Eve."
Zeng Xiaoxian said dismissively.
"What's the difference? It's just having a party, right?"
"It's the same every year, I'm really tired of it."
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said.
"It's different this time, it's definitely different!"
"Believe me, give me another chance!"
after an hour……
Zeng Xiaoxian stared blankly at Lu Ziqiao, who was completely naked in front of him.
"Is this the different experience you were talking about?"
Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes.
"Why are you staring at me? What are you doing standing there without taking off your clothes while taking a shower?"
Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged and said.
"You took your clothes off, but no one in a public bathhouse would strip as cleanly as you!"
"Guan Gu, tell me, why did you take your clothes off too?!"
Lu Ziqiao smiled and reassured him.
"Teacher Zeng, we've come to the Northern Bathhouse."
"It's not the kind of quick shower and bath you might be familiar with."
"We rinse first, then soak, then scrub, massage with essential oils, loosen bones, cupping, and so on."
Zeng Xiaoxian said, his eyes wide.
"This is the activity you're talking about?"
Lu Ziqiao spread his hands and said.
"Otherwise what? How about you go back and count down from five with the Spring Festival Gala?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.
"Fine, I'll give it a try!"
A moment later, Zeng Xiaoxian, soaking in the pool, said with a happy expression.
"Ah, this feels really good."
Lu Ziqiao spoke up.
"Teacher Zeng, don't just soak in the water, come and get a massage too!"
"Master, add salt, vinegar, milk, and red wine..."
Guan Gu Shenqi said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Ziqiao, are you trying to marinate yourself?"
"Master, give me one like his too."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two people who were grimacing from being rubbed and hurriedly said something.
"I'm not going to scrub anymore, I shower all the time and my body doesn't feel..."
Twenty minutes later...
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a look of disgust.
"Was I really this dirty before?"
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