"It has nothing to do with the halo."
"Listen to me, just cancel roll call attendance."
"Look at how many people have signed up for your courses, aren't they?"
Upon hearing Lin Yun's words, Hu Yifei hurriedly replied.
"Will that work?"
"Then am I still a qualified teacher?"
Lin Yun said calmly.
"You just need to teach your classes well and have a good grasp of your major, and naturally more people will come to your classes."
"The people of a territory are not bounded by borders, the security of a country is not determined by the dangers of mountains and streams, and the number of students is not determined by roll call attendance!"
Lin Miaomiao offered her comments.
"Well said!"
"If our teacher had this kind of awareness, I would definitely sign up for his class!"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"So you're not going to attend any classes, right?"
“I know you college students all too well.”
Lin Miaomiao said awkwardly.
"The main problem is that some university courses are really useless!"
"I don't even know what the point of its existence is."
Lin Yun said in a very serious tone.
There's a famous saying that goes something like this.
There are only two types of people who think that what is taught in university is useful.
"One type is those who receive scholarships, and the other type is those who don't go to university."
Hu Yifei asked, frowning.
"Which celebrity said this?"
"How come I've never heard of this before?"
Lin Yun pointed to himself and said.
"Didn't I just say that?"
"Well, I'm a celebrity, aren't I? Aren't my words famous quotes?"
Hu Yifei was about to argue back when she realized that Lin Yun was indeed right; he really was a celebrity in this era.
If he wanted to promote himself, all he had to do was catch a plane, attend a meeting, and then bring out that hamburger. People would praise him for being frugal and not acting like a big shot; it might even get written into textbooks.
As for whether there was any misappropriation of employee wages or tax evasion behind the scenes, who cares?
When the truth comes out, we can just delete it from the book; it's not like it's the first time we've done it.
Just then, Lü Ziqiao walked over from the side with a wine glass in his hand.
What are you all talking about here?
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"We're talking about famous quotes right now!"
"Ziqiao, do you think what Brother Xian said counts as a famous quote?"
Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said.
"I don't know right now."
"But if you die, it will definitely be considered a famous saying."
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Lu Ziqiao, then said with a smile.
"Brother Xian, my show is quite famous in East China."
“Yesterday, a manufacturer even wanted to collaborate with me, Brother Xian, to release co-branded products!”
Lu Ziqiao said in surprise.
"real or fake?"
"What kind of collaboration?"
"Sleeping pills?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said in a very serious tone.
"It's a cushion."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"I knew it!"
"It must be something related to sleep."
“Teacher Zeng, I have always thought that hosting a radio program is a waste of your talent.”
"You should become a doctor and specialize in treating neurasthenia, insomnia, and the like."
Qin Yumo nodded and said.
"I think it's a good idea!"
"Colonel Sanders is in his fifties and sixties, and he's still starting his own business!"
“Teacher Zeng, it’s not too late for you to switch careers in your thirties.”
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey, you guys just dismissed my whole life with a few words, huh?"
Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"Of course, we also believe that your later life will hold endless possibilities!"
Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment before speaking.
"Uh……"
"Anyway, I'm planning to go all the way down this path."
"People always have to move towards their dreams. If you don't have dreams, what's the difference between you and a salted fish?"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"That's great, Teacher Zeng, you still have dreams."
Lu Ziqiao continued.
"Yes, unlike Lin Yun, who can get whatever he wants at his fingertips."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a dark face.
"I fucking don't want to talk anymore..."
Lin Yun smiled and waved his hand, saying.
"Okay, okay, I was just kidding!"
"How could I not have dreams!"
"However, those were all when I was young, because I've always had a lot of ideas."
Hu Yifei turned her head and said.
"What is your aspiration?"
Lin Yun said in a very serious tone.
"What I remember most vividly is my time in high school."
"I dream of the Zerg suddenly invading Earth."
"The whole city was in chaos, everyone felt that the end was coming!"
"Just then, I took to the air and engaged the Zerg in battle."
"And it absolutely cannot be a crushing defeat, but a bloody battle, a fight to the death..."
"I even imagined it as a TV series; I thought about it for a whole afternoon."
"If I didn't have a date tonight, I would have thought about it a little longer."
Qin Yumo frowned as she spoke.
"Your dream..."
Lu Ziqiao said calmly.
"It's very common, very popular."
Which boy hasn't fantasized about saving the world?
"It's like, which girl hasn't fantasized about meeting her ideal prince charming?"
Lin (Ma Qian Zhao) Yun yawned and said.
"Actually, this is still my dream."
"Of course, I'm not talking about saving the world, I'm talking about flying!"
Hu Yifei asked in a low voice.
"You can't fly before?"
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
Why do you think I can fly?
Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said.
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