"You two young couple got together because the girl took the initiative..."
Why did you come back to live here?!
Zhang Wei paused for a moment and said...
"My rented apartment is right here. If I don't come back to live here, can I live somewhere else?"
"Oh!!"
Lu Ziqiao added from the side.
"Everyone else is staying at home, and you haven't even realized it yet."
"You're a true genius!"
Zhang Wei stared wide-eyed and asked incredulously.
"Brothers, am I missing something?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
Zhang Wei asked hurriedly.
"Is it too late for me to make a call now?!"
Lin Yun checked the time and said
"Is it in time?"
"The baby is starving, you've come to give me milk."
"Too late!!"
Everyone looked on with schadenfreude, saying things like they felt sorry for Zhang Wei.
Zeng Xiaoxian patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said.
"Zhang Wei, you were given a chance, but you still failed!"
Chapter 313 The Universal Formula for Comforting Girls (Please Submit Your Own Submissions!)
Inside the law firm.
Lin Yun was chatting with Zhuge Dali.
Zhuge Dali said in a very serious tone.
"Lin Yun, I've already read The Three-Body Problem from beginning to end, the book you recommended to me."
"It is truly a rare masterpiece of science fiction!"
Lin Yun nodded, then suddenly asked.
"So what do you think of Cheng Xin?"
Zhuge Dali spoke the truth.
"I don't think she's anything special!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"I thought that as a top student, you would have some different insights."
"After all, she's just a saint..."
Zhuge Dali shook his head and said.
"In my opinion, she is not a saint."
"But he is a sophisticated egoist!"
Lin Yun asked with a smile.
"is it?"
How did you figure that out?
Zhuge Dali spoke with reason and evidence.
"Once the threat from the swordsman was removed, Cheng Xin, the culprit, lived a life of comfort and ease, drinking coffee in her big house."
"And ordinary people in Australia suffer from hunger and cold, resorting to cannibalism!"
"When the warp engine was being developed, Cheng Xin led ordinary people in opposing its development!"
"When the catastrophe struck, she escaped in a warp drive spaceship, leaving ordinary people to die on the spot in 593."
“In my mind, the word ‘Mother Mary’ is a positive term, so she cannot be called the Mother Mary to me.”
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"As long as you hate Cheng Xin, then we're good friends!"
Zhuge Dali raised his head and pressed for an answer.
"Wasn't it like that before?"
Lin Yun explained with a smile.
"That's a meme!"
"It's not that you weren't my good friend before."
"You should understand what I mean, right?"
Zhuge Dali nodded and said.
"clear."
Just then, Zhang Wei suddenly pushed open the door and walked in.
"Lin Yun, help!"
"Extremely urgent!!"
Faced with this situation, Lin Yun did not hesitate to use his mind-reading ability.
It turned out that the urgent matter Zhang Wei mentioned was actually his girlfriend, who didn't know how to comfort him when he was heartbroken.
Zhang Wei said anxiously.
"Lin Yun, I've realized I'm completely incapable of comforting girls!"
"I feel like the more I try to comfort her, the more upset she gets!"
Do you think I'm bad with words?
Before Lin Yun could speak, Zhuge Dali expressed her opinion.
“I read a little bit of information in a psychology book that was specifically for your situation.”
"You're not bad at comforting people not because you're tongue-tied."
"It's because when you're sad and crying, no one comforts you, so you don't know how to comfort others."
Zhang Wei paused for a moment, seemingly recalling his past.
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting tense, Lin Yun quickly interrupted.
"Zhang Wei, there's a method to comforting someone!"
"Do you need me to teach you a universal comfort formula?"
Zhang Wei said, his eyes wide.
"Is there a universal formula for this?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Of course there is!"
"Lili, listen up, you might need it someday!"
After saying that, Lin Yun picked up a ballpoint pen and wrote a few words on the paper.
"Look, this is the universal formula."
Zhuge Dali frowned and read the contents of the paper aloud.
"I'm not very good at comforting people, understanding the girl's situation, your feelings, and solutions?"
Zhang Wei said with a blank look in his eyes.
"Lin Yun, I don't understand..."
Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said.
"For example, Jian Ning tells you that she had a fight with her boss and is in a very bad mood!"
"You can put it this way using a formula."
Lin Yun said as he wrote on the paper.
"I'm not very good at comforting people, but seeing you so unhappy (about her state) makes me feel really bad (about how you feel)."
"When I'm in a bad mood, I go out and eat a lot of delicious food. Come on, I'll take you to eat something delicious (as a solution)."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"You see, this method not only comforts the other person, but also creates an opportunity to meet."
Zhang Wei said excitedly.
(cied) "That's amazing!"
"Then I'll send it according to the method right now!"
Lin Yun gave instructions.
"Zhang Wei, the rhetoric is static, but the thinking is dynamic."
"If you can learn this approach, you can solve 10% of the problems!"
Zhuge Dali asked in confusion.
"What about the remaining ninety percent?"
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