"Then why didn't you take Ziqiao to the hospital?"
Lu Zhanbo waved his hand and said.
"Then it's already too late!"
"Thank goodness, I know how to crack it!"
"I used both forehand and backhand to give Ziqiao four big blows, and he immediately stopped!"
A moment of silence fell over everyone. Even Lu Ziqiao, who was in a daze, turned his head to look at Lu Zhanbo.
Lu Zhanbo said with an innocent look on his face.
Why are you all looking at me?
"I remember when I was little, the neighbor's child of the same age cried so much that he cried himself to sleep."
"My older sister slapped her, and she was fine right away!"
Just then, a voice came from the balcony.
"The neighbor's kid? This story sounds like an autobiography to me!"
Lu Zhanbo turned his head and shouted excitedly.
"Brother-in-law, you're finally here!"
"Those people are so evil!"
"They coerced me into going against you!"
"But I refused to comply, because I have a grateful heart, and I know that this apartment is the place that treats me best..."
Lin Yun spoke directly.
"Give him a lip."
Zhang Wei stepped forward and grabbed Lu Zhanbo's hand, while Guan Gu Shenqi directly picked up an apple and stuffed it into Lu Zhanbo's mouth.
Lin Yun quickly approached Lü Ziqiao and asked.
"Ziqiao, how are you feeling right now?"
Lu Ziqiao looked up at Lin Yun but didn't say anything.
Zhang Wei asked with concern.
"Lin Yun, is Ziqiao alright?"
"Could he really be stupid?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"It's okay, you'll be fine in a few days."
"Or, let me treat him a little."
Guan Gu asked curiously.
"Do you need Chinese medicine?"
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"No, it's just some tricks."
Lin Yun placed his right hand on Lü Ziqiao's head and used the soul-summoning technique from the Zhuyou art, which he hadn't used in a long time.
In fact, the methods of summoning souls in the Zhuyou art vary from place to place.
For example, standing chopsticks upright, the three-touch method (touching hair, ears, and crown of the head), putting a needle in water, and tapping the threshold with an iron spoon, etc.
At this moment, Lin Yun used one of the faster methods.
Lin Yun said softly.
"Touching its fur won't scare you, touching its ears will scare you for a while, touching its head will scare you for a while."
"Ziqiao, come back quickly for some braised pork knuckle!"
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Although Lu Ziqiao's eyes were lifeless, he still spoke up in agreement.
"I'm back."
Then, Lin Yun repeated it twice, and Lü Ziqiao answered it twice more.
Finally, Lin Yun patted Lu Ziqiao on the head and said...
"All right!"
Lu Ziqiao snapped out of his daze, and his expression no longer appeared dull.
Guan Gu Shenqi stepped forward and asked.
"Ziqiao, are you feeling any better?"
"Ziqiao?"
The next moment, Lü Ziqiao suddenly spoke.
"your sister!"
"That scared me to death!!"
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and looked at Lin Yun with a puzzled expression.
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Ziqiao got scared and disconnected; he's currently AFK."
"It's just been launched, so some delays are normal."
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Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.
"As soon as I opened the cardboard box, a toy jumped out with a whoosh!!"
"I really never want to experience that feeling again in my life."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Are you convinced now?"
Guan Gu Shenqi spoke first.
"Whether they're convinced or not, I'm convinced!"
"From now on, if you tell me to go east, I will never go west; if you tell me to sleep with a dog, I will never sleep with a prostitute."
Zeng Xiaoxian corrected him from the side.
"That's right, if you tell me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken."
"What kind of weird way of saying 'fuck chicken' is that?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"But you know what, after Guan Gu made those changes..."
"This statement sounds even more loyal."
Everyone still looked reserved.
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"It's okay, it's normal for everyone to joke around."
Nobody's angry about this!
"However, remember to book a table at Xiao Nan Guo downstairs tonight to celebrate my and Yi Fei's victory."
Zhang Wei hurriedly said.
"Lin Yun, didn't you say you wouldn't get angry?"
"Then can we just skip this meal?"
Lin Yun turned his head and said.
"Awei!"
"I'm glad you've surrendered!"
"But I really don't like what you just said!"
Zhang Wei hurriedly said.
"Please! You must!"
"I'll be serving two dishes tonight: Qianlong cabbage and hot and sour shredded potatoes!"
"Don't anyone try to take it from me!!" the beggar said.
Chapter 330 Ordinary Life Isn't Boring (Please Subscribe!)
After the prank competition ended, Love Apartment returned to its usual ordinary life.
3601 Living Room.
Lin Yun and Lu Zhanbo were playing games on the sofa, while Zhang Wei was typing on the computer with two fingers.
Just then, the apartment's landline rang.
Zhang Wei then picked up the phone, but before he could speak...
Lu Ziqiao hurriedly ran out of the room and whispered to stop him.
"Zhang Wei, wait a minute!"
Upon hearing what Lü Ziqiao said, Zhang Wei spoke into the phone.
"Hello, please wait a moment."
After saying that, he covered the microphone and asked.
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