"At the time, the airplane toilet leaked, causing a large amount of excrement to freeze into icicles on the outside of the fuselage."
"Then, the icicle fell from the sky and pierced right through me..."
Hu Yifei said with interest.
"Just based on this clip, I absolutely have to watch this TV series!"
"What's the name of this movie, Youyou?"
Tang Youyou said with a smile.
"I'm the female lead in this drama!"
"I remember the name of this show was..."
Nuolan interrupted.
"Youyou, you're the female lead, how can you let yourself get stabbed to death?"
Tang Youyou said with a smile.
"Because the name of this drama is 'Falling in Love with the Urn Girl'."
Lin Yun couldn't help but complain.
"This TV series is still too ahead of its time for people today..."
Tang Youyou said with a smile.
"This is nothing! I've acted in far more outrageous roles!"
"for example……"
…………
Inside the firm.
Lin Yun leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes to rest.
Yingying lay obediently in Lin Yun's arms, occasionally nuzzling him to show her affection.
Just then, Zhuge Dali pushed open the door and walked in.
But Lin Yun still didn't open his eyes; he was still resting with his eyes closed.
Zhuge Dali asked curiously.
"Lin Yun, what are you thinking about?"
Lin Yun opened his eyes and said.
"I was thinking, if someone were to die from being poked by urine, how humiliating would that death be?"
However, when Lin Yun saw Zhuge Dali's appearance, his face instantly turned red.
Zhuge Dali touched her swollen cheeks and said.
"If you want to laugh, then laugh."
Lin Yun said through gritted teeth.
"fine!"
"I'm a professional, I can handle it!"
"But Lili, it's only been two days, how did you get like this?"
Zhuge Dali said dejectedly.
"I'm getting my wisdom teeth..."
"When my wisdom tooth grew in, my gums swelled and became inflamed, and then my face looked like this."
Lin Yun said with a smile in his eyes.
"When Teacher Zeng had a toothache last time, it was swollen like this too."
"But other people only have swelling on one side, why are yours on both sides?"
At this point, Lin Yun suddenly realized something.
"No wonder he's a top student in science!"
·· ·······Requesting flowers···· ···
"Even the subconscious mind strives for symmetry, right?"
Zhuge Dali said with a dark face.
"I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't have come today!"
Lin Yun hurriedly spoke up.
"Don't be angry."
"I was just kidding, Sandy!"
Zhuge Dali paused for a moment before speaking.
"Sandy?"
"Did you blurt out the name of your new girlfriend in your haste?"
Lin Yun shook his head and said.
"Of course not!"
"You don't even know who Sandy is?"
"Wait for me a minute!"
A moment later, Lin Yun played a clip of SpongeBob SquarePants for Zhuge Dali.
Lin Yun pointed to the squirrels inside and said.
"Its name is Sandy."
Zhuge Dali looked at Sandy, then at herself in the mirror.
... 0 ...
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Doesn't it look just like it?!"
"Lili, why aren't you smiling?"
Zhuge Dali said with a dark face.
Why do you think I'm not smiling?
Lin Yun patted Zhuge Dali's head and said.
"Okay, enough of the jokes."
"Next comes the swelling reduction process."
Zhuge Dali hurriedly waved his hand and said.
"I just took anti-inflammatory medication, at least within six hours."
"I cannot take the same type of medication."
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Who says you have to take medicine to reduce inflammation and swelling?"
"wait for me a while!"
Then, Lin Yun pulled a potato the size of a watermelon directly from his pocket.
Zhuge Dali said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Lin Yun, actually you can skip the 'taking out' action when you're in front of me."
"Even if you add this action, what you do won't be reasonable."
Lin Yun ignored Zhuge Dali's complaints and peeled and sliced the potatoes.
A moment later, Lin Yun handed two potato slices to Zhuge Dali.
"for you."
Zhuge Dali said weakly.
"I can't bite it..."
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"Who told you to eat it!"
Apply one sheet to each side of your face.
"The swelling will go down in a bit."
Zhuge Dali, with some skepticism, stuck the potato slices on her face.
A moment later, she said with delight.
"Lin Yun, I really don't feel that much pain anymore."
How did you know potatoes could be used in this way?
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Not me, but ancient wisdom!" he begged.
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Dinner in Suite 3603.
Lin Wanyu asked in confusion.
"Meijia, why is it potatoes for dinner today?"
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