Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Chapter 364 The Cute Junior Girls Are All Fake (Please Subscribe!)

After watching Zhang Wei, who was "red-faced," leave.

Lu Zhanbo complained from the side.

"Brother-in-law, it's all your fault."

“If this had gone through, Zhang Wei would definitely have treated you and me to a meal.”

"There's definitely no food left now..."

Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said.

"I only slapped you once, but you slapped me twice!"

"You've done it more times than me, and you're still blaming me?"

Lu Zhanbo stated his reasoning with solid evidence.

"Well, I don't have as much strength as you."

"I slapped him twice, and then Zhang Wei's face was perfectly even on both sides."

Guan Gu Shenqi said angrily.

"You guys have really gone too far!"

"Next time you make a move, be sure to call me!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"My main strategy is to catch people off guard!"

"In the current state, even if Zhang Wei just reads the lines, he can still make Jian Ning cry."

Guan Gu asked tentatively.

"And then..."

Lin Yun took the wine glass from Joey and said with a smile.

"after?"

"After that, it's up to him. If I have to teach him everything, is he dating or am I dating?!"

Lu Zhanbo said with a frown.

"Speaking of dating..."

"Brother-in-law, I feel like I'm missing out on this stage?"

“I have transformed from the naive and clueless Lu Zhanbo into the charming and sophisticated man I am today.”

"I didn't have a transitional phase in between..."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"What? You also yearn for Zhang Wei's kind of life?"

Want to have a sweet romance?

Lu Zhanbo nodded and said.

"I do have that idea, since it always involves hitting on someone, going on a date, and sleeping together."

"This doesn't count as dating..."

"Guan Gu, don't you think so?"

Guan Gu Shenqi said with a forced smile.

"Zhanbo, you've come to the right person!"

"Come here, let me analyze this for you!"

Lin Yun quickly shielded Lu Zhanbo and said with a smile.

"Guan Gu, don't be angry~々!"

"Zhanbo, that's just because he's been eating too much meat and fish lately and now wants to have some cornbread to improve his diet."

"Don't act like that kind of kid!"

Seeing this, Lu Zhanbo hurriedly spoke up as well.

"I suddenly remembered I have an appointment, so I have to go!"

After Lu Zhanbo left, Guan Gu Shenqi and Lu Zhanbo sat at the bar and started chatting.

Lin Yun asked with a smile.

"What, you still can't forget Junko?"

Guan Gu Shenqi sighed and said.

"I've long forgotten about it."

"I just haven't found the right one yet."

Lin Yun countered with a question.

Have you looked for it?

Guan Gu Shenqi said helplessly.

"Well, I've been feeling down ever since my last failed relationship."

"I feel like the God of Love is..."

Lin Yun interrupted.

"Hey, don't blame the matchmaker for this."

"You are from an island nation and do not have a Chinese household registration, so you are not under the jurisdiction of the Matchmaker for the time being."

"Guan Gu Shenqi said dejectedly."

Anyway, it seems like my time hasn't come yet.

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"You spend all day writing and drawing in your room, how could you possibly find your soulmate!"

"What you need to do now is take the initiative!"

As he spoke, Lin Yun gave Guan Gu Shenqi a look, signaling him to look in the direction he was looking.

"This beautiful lady at 4 o'clock has a figure of 35-26-34, looks to be around 27 years old, is 166cm tall, and has been charged multiple times..."

"Ahem, anyway, it's quite suitable for a beginner like you."

Guan Gu Shenqi corrected him.

"Lin Yun is different!"

"I don't want to hit on people like you guys do, I want to..."

Lin Yun said calmly.

"From getting to know each other to falling in love, to put it bluntly, you want a kind of love like in Japanese anime, right?"

Guan Gu Shenqi remained silent, clearly indicating that Lin Yun had indeed guessed correctly.

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Guan Gu, literary works originate from life, but they must transcend life."

"In real life, two people bumping into each other won't fall in love, nor will cute female juniors or sweet female college students actively pursue you."

"If you've always longed for the life of anime and manga, that's not necessarily a bad thing!"

"But you need to distinguish between two-dimensional and three-dimensional!"

Just then, Lin Yun's phone suddenly rang.

Lin Yun said as he answered the phone.

"So, all that stuff about cute female juniors is just a way to fool otaku..."

"Hello?"

Ouyang Mofei's voice came through the phone.

"Lin Yun, I don't have class this afternoon, let's go out and have some fun together?"

"Anyway, I bet you're alone right now. We'll definitely be happier together than alone!"

Lin Yun said impatiently.

“I told you, I’m not alone.”

"And I have a lot of things to do this afternoon."

Ouyang Mofei said with a smile.

"That's true. If I play with you, you won't be alone!"

Lin Yun said speechlessly.

"Did your reading comprehension skills come from your PE teacher?!"

"He must be incredibly proud of you, right?!"

Ouyang Mofei remained silent for a long time, just as Lin Yun was reflecting on whether his tone had been too harsh.

Ouyang Mofei suddenly spoke up.

"You suddenly changed the subject just now, were you embarrassed?"

"Alright, alright, let's quickly think of where we're going later?"

Lin Yun said irritably.

"I never agreed to it, and I won't go."

Ouyang Mofei said to himself.

"Shall we go shopping?"