Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"Generally speaking, this kind of humor combined with words that show weakness to the enemy will definitely arouse the other party's temporary interest."

Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.

"What if she asks me for photos of the book's contents?"

"I don't have any!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"You can tell her..."

"Forget it, if you finish reading it, you'll definitely split the cost of the book with me."

Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise.

"This...is amazing!"

"That's amazing! If I answer like that, she'll definitely think I'm very humorous!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"That's exactly the effect I wanted!"

"At this point, if she compliments you on your humor!"

"Just tell her, 'You're so slow to react. We've already gone on a date, and you're only just realizing how good I am now.'"

"Then, you chat with her about anything and everything, and just follow her directions!"

"It stopped abruptly at the moment when the other party was most excited!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Why?!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"why?"

"Of course we need to get down to business!"

"At this point, you should tell her, 'Let's not split the bill for the meal.'"

"You can keep that money to treat me to a movie."

"This not only created a new opportunity, but also indirectly got the money back for the meal!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.

"Okay, I'll send it to her now, just like you said!" (Begging)

Chapter 376 Taekwondo Substitute Instructor (Please Submit Your Own Lessons!)

Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.

"Lin Yun, you were right after all!"

"She told me that it's better to be more specific in my calculations, saying that everyone works hard to earn money!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Then just do as we agreed beforehand, okay?"

Zeng Xiaoxian picked up his phone and typed as he spoke.

"Yan Yan, I just flipped through the books I bought before."

"It says that if a girl wants to split the bill with you after a date..."

"That means you have no chance!"

"Sent successfully!"

Lin Yun said calmly.

"Teacher Zeng, when we chat later, please remember to keep things in line!"

"Most importantly, maintain a humorous way of chatting."

"That way, girls won't get annoyed when they chat with you!"

"Do you understand?"

Not hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's reply, Lin Yun turned his head and said.

"630"

"Teacher Zeng, do you understand?"

"Teacher Zeng!!"

"What’s wrong with you?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head and said.

"Lin Yun, didn't you just tell me to send her the message? The book says that if a lady insists on splitting the bill, it means there's no chance..."

"She just replied with five words, 'The book is right.'"

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian snuggled into Lin Yun's arms, looking aggrieved.

Lin Yun pushed him away with disgust while trying to persuade him.

"Teacher Zeng, there are plenty of fish in the sea!"

"She's just a woman; you can definitely find someone better!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, feeling aggrieved.

"With so many girlfriends, of course you don't think it's a big deal!"

"You're like a well-fed man who doesn't know the hunger of a starving man!"

Just then, Hu Yifei and Nuolan each carried a large basket of clothes and walked in through the door.

Upon seeing an "outsider" approaching, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately returned to normal.

Lin Yun couldn't help but sigh.

"The apartment is full of talented people, and they all have pleasant voices."

"I absolutely love living here!"

Just then, Weiwei came downstairs and saw the two carrying a large pile of clothes. She smiled and asked them what was wrong.

"Yifei, why do you have so many pajamas to wash?"

Hu Yifei sighed and said.

"Including this time, this is the fourth time I've had to explain this to someone."

“This is my taekwondo uniform, not a bathrobe.”

Lin Yun complained.

"I think a Taekwondo uniform is not as good as a bathrobe!"

"At least the bathrobe is quite absorbent."

Just then, Nuolan suddenly noticed the tear stains at the corners of Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes.

"Teacher Zeng, were you crying just now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.

"I'm not crying."

"What I am, what is this..."

"I've been eating a lot of pickled vegetables lately, so I'm crying to flush out the salt!"

Vivi said, her eyes wide.

"If I remember correctly, only crocodiles shed tears to expel salt."

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"What's this!"

"Teacher Zeng can even stick out his tongue to cool down in the summer!"

"Is it Teacher Zeng?!"

Seeing that everyone was turning their attention to him, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately changed the subject.

"Yifei, why did you get so many taekwondo uniforms? Are you planning to open a taekwondo gym?"

Hu Yifei explained.

"Of course not!"

"It's because one of our school's old coaches retired."

"The school leaders knew I had some skills, so they asked me to temporarily take over the position."

Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.

"Does your school's Taekwondo club not wear clothes during training?!"

Lin Yun reached out and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head.

"Teacher Zeng, don't embarrass yourself."

"Men must learn to remain calm in front of women."

Hu Yifei nodded and said.

"I really don't wear it..."

Lin Yun said in shock.

"What?!"

Hu Yifei looked like she had succeeded in her scheme, and then slowly said...

"They don't wear taekwondo uniforms; they all wear their own clothes."