Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

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"You're the one who used my shower gel, okay?"

Nolan asked, puzzled.

"So... what's so unusual about this?"

Tang Youyou said with a sense of disappointment.

"Nonan, you're usually so smart, why can't you react right now?"

"It's perfectly normal for this to happen to other men!"

"But he's Lin Yun! If it were a normal man, then it would be abnormal for him to be acting this way!!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Hey, you guys are way too cautious..."

Chen Meijia shook her head and said.

"This isn't vigilance; it's that we have too much faith in you!"

"How could you possibly go a day without being with a beautiful woman..."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"That's true, after all, I'm with beautiful women like you every day!"

Despite Lin Yun's sweet words, Tang Youyou remained calm and analyzed the situation.

"The known leads so far include the university, the club, and the female university student, but there has been no direct contact."

"That cunning child keeps touching your belly!!"

Nolan asked curiously.

"Lin Yun, what is Youyou saying?"

Lin Yun said calmly.

"Maybe he's just bored..."

Tang Youyou said excitedly.

"Lin Yun!"

"The truth is, you've met another girl you like, right?"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"Well, it seems I've added another five meaningless minutes to my life."

Tang Youyou said, stroking her chin.

"That's not the truth? Then did something interesting happen that caught your attention?"

"Or, did you go out with my nephew and the others to participate in some competition?"

"Otherwise, how could you possibly have this on you..."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Youyou, take your time analyzing it."

"Nolan, go to work with your husband."

Nuolan obediently took Lin Yun's arm, and the two pushed open the door and left.

After Lin Yun left, Tang Youyou and Chen Meijia exchanged a glance and said in unison.

"There's something going on, there must be something going on!!"

Chapter 388 Outrageous! Its mother opens the door for something outrageous! (Please subscribe!)

Inside the radio station.

Lin Yun was listening listlessly as Nuolan answered the listeners' emotional questions.

For some reason, there have been fewer and fewer listeners with low IQs lately, which makes Lin Yun feel very uninvolved when hosting the program.

Lin Yun's analysis suggests that the reason might be that as short videos become more and more popular, those brainless listeners may have abandoned the old media and switched to the new media.

They continue to radiate their idiotic brilliance in videos, posts, and comments!

Just then, a male listener called in.

Lin Yun thought he would bring her some surprise, but it turned out that he just came to complain to the host.

He recounted how much he had sacrificed for his ex-girlfriend...

For a story like this, go find Zeng Xiaoxian, the host of "Your Moon, My Heart." Why are you calling here?

Of course, Lin Yun could only grumble to himself, after all, he was a public figure and had to maintain his image.

However, at that moment, the male listener suddenly spoke excitedly.

"Teacher Nuolan, do you know how good I am to her?"

“We went to different high schools. Our school only let out ten minutes earlier than theirs.”

"And I make sure to pick her up from school every day!"

"Every time school ended, I would rush to her!"

"The year I fell in love with her, I tore my ligaments twenty-three times while picking her up from school."

Upon hearing this, Lin Yunteng immediately sat up and roared!

Lin Yun retorted without holding back.

"Listener, next time you try to gain sympathy, could you please do some research first?"

"At least you can tell the difference between a torn ligament and a leg cramp."

"And even if you really did tear your ligaments, that's more than twenty times a year. A girl only has her period twelve times a year!"

"Do you push your wheelchair to pick up your ex-girlfriend every day?"

"OK, let's take the next call from a listener."

This time, it was a male listener again.

The male listener was perfectly normal, but his question was indeed somewhat unusual.

"Yunzi, I'm planning to take my wife to Changbai Mountain for a vacation during the holidays~々."

"But I heard there are a lot of wild animals there, like black bears, wolves, tigers and the like."

"So I'd like to ask, do you know any good ways to deal with this kind of wild animal besides playing dead?"

Lin Yun turned to look at Nuolan, indicating that he would give her the opportunity.

Nuolan quickly waved her hand, pushing the opportunity back.

Seeing this, Lin Yun could only sigh and say.

“Listener, first of all, I have to correct you on one point.”

"Playing dead when encountering a bear is not wrong, but that's only if the bear isn't hungry!"

"If it's really hungry, it will eat you, whether you're dead or alive!"

The audience members asked hurriedly.

"So what should we do?!"

Lin Yun said in a very serious tone.

“You’re lucky, because I’ve actually discussed this very question with a friend of mine.”

"After doing a lot of research, my friend made up a catchy rhyme about how to deal with wild animals!"

The audience members asked hurriedly.

"A rhyme? What kind of rhyme?"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"If you encounter a pig, climb a tree; if you encounter a snake, run away; if you encounter a jackal, use a stick to poke it; if you encounter a bear, circle around a tree with your body; if you encounter a fox, give it a good thrashing."

"What to do if you encounter a tiger? The village feast is the best!"

The listener said with a puzzled tone.

"I understand everything you're saying, except for the part about meeting the fox, which I don't quite understand..."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

I can't go into details about that.

"After all, our show is for the general public, next one!"

Fifteen minutes later, the radio program finally came to an end.

While organizing the documents, Nuolan asked curiously.

"Honey, who wrote that rhyme?"

"That sounds quite interesting."

"You didn't make this up yourself, did you?"

Lin Yun said with a smile.