"The enemy jungler should gank mid more often and kill them!!"
Upon seeing this message, Lin Yun couldn't help but laugh.
"Because that's how the original alliance environment was."
"If we had known back then that the other team's mid laner was a girl, we wouldn't have thought about getting her WeChat, we would have been trying to make her happy."
"Instead, they'll ruthlessly arrest her and beat her until she cries..."
Tang Youyou said excitedly after seeing the smile on Lin Yun's face.
"See, I was right, wasn't I?"
"Lin Yun, how old is that girl? Is she tall or short? Fat or thin? Does she have long hair or short hair?"
Lin Yun shouted loudly.
"Weiwei, Nuolan, come help me take Youyou off the spear!"
Tang Youyou pleaded with a pained expression.
"Lin Yun, just tell me!"
"I've been thinking about this all day! I won't be able to sleep if I can't figure this out!!"
"Don't pull me aside! If I find out about this, I'll definitely share it with you guys immediately. We're comrades-in-arms!!"
"We are all born of the same root, why are you so eager to harm each other?!"
After Tang Youyou left, Lin Yun sighed and then suddenly smiled and said.
"Youyou, your deduction this time was really accurate..."
Chapter 392 Allocating the Prey (Please Submit Your Own Chapter!)
That night.
Inside the bar downstairs.
Lin Yun leaned back on the sofa leisurely, sipping a cocktail.
Guan Gu Shenqi stood behind the sofa, helping to massage the shoulders, while Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian were in charge of massaging the legs. As for Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei, one was responsible for peeling apples, and the other was responsible for serving tea and water—no, it should be serving bottles of wine.
Lin Yun said with a look of enjoyment.
"Not bad, that's a good amount of force!"
"Guan Gu, you've made great progress!"
Guan Gu said in a flattering tone.
"Lin Yun, since I performed well..."
"Could you give me a few more contact methods?"
Lin Yun said in a serious tone.
"Guan Gu, what you said is wrong!"
Did I ask you to give me a massage?
Did I take your performance into consideration?
"Isn't what you're doing spontaneous?"
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly spoke up from the side.
"Guan Gu, don't talk nonsense!"
"Never say anything that could harm the unity among us brothers!"
Guan 28 Gu Shenqi sighed and said.
"Lin Yun, I hope you can understand me about this."
"I desperately want a girlfriend!"
Lin Yun sighed and said.
"Okay, what type of girl did you say you liked before?"
Guan Gu Shenqi hurriedly said.
"Cute, gentle, and preferably likes comics as much as I do!"
"Oh, and it has to be a girl! That's the most important thing!"
Lin Yun took out his phone and said while scrolling through it.
"I honestly don't know if they like comics, after all, these girls are all..."
"Ahem, what I mean is, I haven't gotten to know any of these girls well!"
"I'm trying to avoid suspicion, you should understand, right?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded hurriedly and said.
"I understand, I completely understand!"
"Like now, if you're not in the apartment, we usually don't go to 3602 and 03!"
"Besides borrowing money and food..."
Lin Yun raised his hand and said.
"Guan Gu, write this number down."
"The girl's surname is Yang, you can just call her Shazi."
"She seems to have a gentle personality and is quite cute, but her teeth are a little crooked. If you mind that..."
Guan Gu Shenqi hurriedly said.
"It's okay, I don't mind the dental issues."
"Many girls in island nations, even celebrities, have crooked teeth."
"This is a very common thing in island nations..."
Zhang Wei asked, puzzled.
"Wait a minute, don't I remember that people from island nations often have some obsessive-compulsive tendencies?"
"Don't you feel uncomfortable if your teeth aren't straight?"
Guan Gu Shenqi explained earnestly.
"I have actually thought about this matter very seriously."
"First of all, most of the food in our island nation is on the sweeter side, even the sauces are sweet."
"So, those of us who start eating sweets from a young age not only have cavities, but our teeth also don't develop very well..."
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized.
"And then you all came to the idea that crooked teeth are beautiful?!"
"So that's why most people in island nations don't get braces?"
Guan Gu Shenqi waved his hand and said.
"That's not how it is!"
"This is a stereotype about us islanders. The main reason we don't straighten our teeth is..."
"The cost of orthodontic treatment is very high, and most people cannot afford it."
"Over time, people will develop the habit of not straightening their teeth."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
So that's why?
"I really thought you guys liked that kind of girl."
Guan Gu Shenqi said with a smile.
"Actually, that's part of the reason."
"For example, I personally think that girls with canine teeth look cuter."
After Guan Gu Shenqi finished writing down the phone number, Lin Yun turned around and asked.
"Who's next?"
Lu Zhanbo raised his hand and said.
"Brother-in-law, it's me!"
"Do you have any pretty girls here who also have great figures?"
Lu Ziqiao said it directly.
"If there were such an opportunity, would it even be your turn?"
Lin Yun raised his hand and said.
"Don't tell me, you really shouldn't tell me!"
"There is one, but it seems to be the president of the Aikido Club."
"I'm the coach of the Aiwu Club now."
"I'm afraid that if she develops hatred towards me, she might try to sabotage Yifei's event."
"So she was left behind."
Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.
What is Aikido?
Guan Gu Shenqi explained from the side.
"It's just a peaceful and amicable apology."
"This is a kind of etiquette for our island nation."
You'll Also Like
-
As a weirdo, I like being a Kamen Rider
Chapter 230 3 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: The Eternal Order of the Azure Sky.
Chapter 417 3 hours ago -
Tokyo: Starting with taking on his wife's debts
Chapter 227 3 hours ago -
Battle Through the Heavens: The Inner Struggle of Cultivation Brings Xiao Yan to Tears
Chapter 659 3 hours ago -
Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.
Chapter 2742 3 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: Becoming the God of Nature Starting from Farming
Chapter 356 3 hours ago -
Hunter x Hunter: Card Master, the Strongest in the World.
Chapter 281 3 hours ago -
This producer has no bottom line.
Chapter 29 3 hours ago -
Becoming an Immortal Starts with a Hundredfold Increase
Chapter 14 3 hours ago -
I'm just a lowly security guard, helping wealthy ladies survive the apocalypse.
Chapter 38 3 hours ago