Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"When she asked me what level I had reached in my training, I just casually said six."

Lin Yun asked tentatively.

"So she wants to spar with you now?"

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"Even more terrifying than that!"

"She took me to her usual training ground, and it turned out that her coach, upon hearing that he was also a sixth-dan in Aikido, was..."

"You absolutely have to spar with me!"

"I tried many methods, but in the end, I could only use the excuse of needing to pee to come to the bathroom and make this call for help to you."

Lin Yun sighed and said.

"I have a general understanding of your situation."

"Ziqiao, jujube wood, pear wood, golden nanmu, huanghuali wood, small-leaf sandalwood..."

Which one do you like?

Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.

Why are you asking me this?

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Of course, I'll help you prepare your ashes!"

“I am both your uncle-in-law and your sworn brother.”

"I definitely need to make proper arrangements for what happens to you after your death!"

Lu Ziqiao said, his voice trembling with tears.

"Lin Yun, please don't joke with me."

"This is absolutely urgent!"

You have to help me!

Lin Yun said irritably.

"How can I help you?"

Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.

"Aren't you the best fighter in Love Apartment? You must have internal strength, right? ~々!"

"Give me a sudden enlightenment, just pass on a few hundred years' worth of internal energy!"

"I'll definitely pay you back later!"

Lin Yun said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Let's not even talk about whether you've been reading too many martial arts novels!"

"I'm asking you this: we're separated by who knows how many kilometers, how am I supposed to transfer my internal energy to you?"

"Should we make a video call or send an email?"

"You want me to perform cyberpunk martial arts for you, right?"

Lu Ziqiao simply gave up.

"I don't care, you have to save me!"

"Even if I die, I'll dig up a cloud of 'those who harmed me' from the ground!"

Lin Yun said helplessly.

"Alright, I can teach you a trick, but it's not very ethical."

Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.

"It's okay, the coach said it's no-holds-barred fighting!"

Lin Yun let out a long sigh.

"In that case, you can do this and that, and then do that and that..."

Lu Ziqiao said in surprise.

Will this work?

Lin Yun countered with a question.

"What other choice do you have but to believe me?"

After hanging up the phone, Lin Yun hurriedly turned around to enjoy the wonderful performance of the three people and the pig.

…………

Inside the Taoist temple.

Lu Ziqiao dawdled as he walked out of the bathroom.

Seeing this, Zhouzhou hurriedly said.

"Xiao Bu, why did it take you so long to come out?"

"Coach Li has been waiting for you for ages."

Seeing that Lu Ziqiao remained silent, Zhouzhou tentatively asked.

"Little Bu, are you scared?"

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly retorted stubbornly.

"How is that possible!"

"I'm just afraid of hurting your coach, which would damage our relationship!"

"After all, Aikido is all about harmony!"

Zhouzhou said, hugging Lu Ziqiao's arm.

"It's alright, it's just a friendly spar, getting a little injured is normal."

"This Coach Li is the best person in our dojo!"

"If you can beat him, then you'll be my idol!"

Feeling the soft touch on his arm, Lü Ziqiao gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and said defiantly.

"Zhouzhou, what's the reward if I actually beat your coach?!"

Zhouzhou said, blushing.

"If you can win, you can do whatever you want!"

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao immediately clasped his hands together and muttered to himself.

"Heavens above, Lao Tzu, God, Buddha, Lü Buwei, you must protect me from the heavens!!"

A moment later, Lü Ziqiao changed into his Aikido uniform and stood face to face with Coach Li.

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.

"Coach Li, I still think we shouldn't spar anymore."

"In case of injury..."

Coach Li insisted.

"It's okay, no matter who hurts whom, it's because we're less skilled!"

"Zhouzhou called out from the side."

"Go, Teacher Xiaobu!!"

Lu Ziqiao sighed and said.

"Oh well!"

After the staff member acting as referee announced the start of the match.

Coach Li took the lead by adopting an Aikido stance to prepare for the opponent.

In contrast, Lu Ziqiao suddenly pulled a coin out of his pocket.

Just as the onlookers were filled with confusion, Lü Ziqiao suddenly tossed the coin in his hand high into the air.

Everyone instinctively looked up, and when the coin landed on the ground, the two had decided the winner.

The winner is Lü Ziqiao!

Let's review what just happened...

As the coin was tossed into the air, Coach Li instinctively looked up at it high in the sky.

The next moment, Lu Ziqiao landed a precise right hook on Coach Li's chin.

This is the move Lin Yun just taught Lü Ziqiao over the phone. If this punch landed properly, even Tyson would stagger, let alone a mere sixth-dan Aikido practitioner.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Coach Li, who had briefly fainted, and muttered softly.

"Thanks to what Lin Yun said, I only used half my strength."

(Wang Ma Zhao)

"If they went all out, they'd probably send him to the hospital..."

Zhouzhou ran over quickly and said.

"Little Bu, what just happened?!"

Lu Ziqiao said calmly.

"Since it's unrestricted combat..."

"I naturally chose the fastest way to determine the winner, and what I just used was the legendary 'Flick of the Flick'!"

…………

Inside the party, the culprit Lin Yun and Sha Lele stared wide-eyed ahead.