"I request to return to a normal topic!"
Lin Yun and Guan Gu nodded in agreement.
"agree!"
Lu Ziqiao said, sitting on the sofa.
"Uncle, didn't I tell you yesterday?"
"I want to learn kung fu from you today!"
Lin Yun gave Lü Ziqiao a disdainful look from head to toe.
"effort?"
"I advise you not to waste your time."
"Buying a small chainsaw for self-defense is much faster than learning martial arts~々."
Lu Ziqiao suddenly sat up straight and said.
"Lin Yun, you're wrong!"
"Do you think I learned martial arts simply for self-defense?"
Guan Gu Shenqi tentatively asked.
"Are you going to save the world?"
Lu Ziqiao sighed deeply and said.
"Lin Yun, Guan Gu."
"Do you know why I never target married women when I'm picking them up at bars?"
"No matter how beautiful they are, or how much they admire me, I will stick to this principle!"
Do you know why?
Guan Gu Shenqi guessed.
"Because you still have a conscience? You still have a basic moral compass?"
"None of those? Then what could it be?"
Lin Yun complained from the side.
"He was afraid that the woman's husband would come to the bar and force him to commit seppuku!"
Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers and said.
"Lin Yun truly understands me!"
"Lin Yun, as long as I become a martial arts master, I can reach the supreme realm of being able to transcend both meat and vegetables!"
Guan Gu Shenqi said with a frown.
"After all that you've said, the purpose of learning kung fu is actually to become a womanizer."
Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.
"Mmm!"
Guan Gu Shenqi pointed at Lu Ziqiao's face and said.
"Lin Yun, look! He shamelessly admitted it!"
Lin Yun stood up and said.
"very good!"
I really like your intention!
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head, widened his eyes, and shouted.
"No way, you actually agreed?!"
Lin Yun stood up and said.
"Guan Gu, I know you're excited, but don't get excited yet."
"Ziqiao, if you want to learn kung fu, you can have three choices!"
As he spoke, Lin Yun held up three fingers.
"First, on Monday afternoon, you'll come with me to Yifei's university to practice Taekwondo."
Lu Ziqiao frowned.
Taekwondo?
The look of disgust on Lu Ziqiao's face already revealed his opinion on Taekwondo.
Lin Yun continued.
"The second option is for you to go to the gym with Zhanbo."
"First, develop a strong physique, and then..."
Lu Ziqiao interrupted him directly.
"I choose the third option!"
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Alright! Young man, you have an idea, then I'll get to it now..."
Just then, Zhang Wei walked over quickly.
"Guys, look what I found at the bar!"
Lu Ziqiao leaned forward to take a look and said.
"This is... a lighter?"
"It still looks like a Pupont!"
Zhang Wei asked, puzzled.
Is this brand very expensive?
Lu Ziqiao gave an example.
"This thing is like the Chanel of lighters."
Zhang Wei still looked completely bewildered.
"Chanel? Is it very expensive?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"This lighter is like Wuchang rice, or Jin Ke La, a type of agricultural product!"
Zhang Wei suddenly realized.
"If you had said so earlier, I would have known long ago!"
Lin Yun turned to Lu Ziqiao and said.
"Ziqiao, this is what you call treating the root cause."
“You can talk to Zhang Wei about these brands, but he doesn’t know anything about them.”
"He only cares about daily necessities!"
Zhang Wei hurriedly said.
"Who said that? I also pay attention to housing prices!"
"After all, those luxury goods are useless to me except for being expensive!"
"Lin Yun, don't misunderstand, I'm not targeting you..."
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"Are you targeting everyone who uses luxury goods?"
Lu Ziqiao said enviously.
"Zhang Wei, you've struck it rich this time."
"I remember this lighter, it cost tens of thousands!"
Zhang Wei turned his head and asked in confusion.
"This shouldn't be happening..."
Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.
"What's different?"
Zhang Wei said with a frown.
"You shouldn't react like that."
"You should have just said that the lighter was yours and that you lost it. That would have been more in line with your persona!"
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then shouted in regret.
(Wang Qianhao) "Damn it! I forgot!!"
Lin Yun raised his head and said.
"This lighter sells for around 23,000 yuan on the secondhand market."
Zhang Wei frowned.
"So expensive!"
"It's just starting a fire, is it really that big of a deal?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"They're not igniting a fire, they're igniting loneliness!"
Zhang Wei sighed and said.
"I definitely wouldn't waste a month and a half of my work time to buy a lighter to play with!"
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