Zhang Wei looked at the lighter and nodded.
"Yes, it's engraved with SB."
"Are you an idiot?"
The man pointed to himself and said.
“My name is Shao Bo, that’s my name.”
Zhang Wei asked again.
"So, you're an idiot, right?"
Shao Bo reluctantly admitted.
"That's right, I'm an idiot."
Zhang Wei suddenly realized.
"Ah, so you're the owner!"
"I've been waiting for you here all along!"
With a pained expression, Zhang Wei handed the lighter back to Shao Bo.
"Here you go, back to its rightful owner!"
After thanking him, Shao Bo picked up his lighter and turned to leave.
The next moment, Zhang Wei suddenly spoke up.
"Wait a moment!"
"Could you let me light the fire one last time...?"
Chapter 413 The Audience's Bizarre Questions (Please Subscribe!)
Inside the radio station.
Nuolan said sincerely.
"This listener, unrequited love is a one-person show, you direct it, you act it, you watch it yourself, and then you take your own bow and cherish it yourself."
"Therefore, there are some things you need to let go of, see through, and understand."
"Alright, let's move on to the next listener's story."
The person connecting this time was a male listener, and he started by saying something.
"I came here to complain about my wife."
"A couple of days ago, the two of us went on a long trip, and I was in charge of driving."
"A full 780 kilometers! She ate for 700 kilometers and slept for 80 kilometers!"
Just as Nuolan was about to say something, Lin Yun suddenly smiled and said.
“Listener, your wife has been very good to you.”
"I guess she probably originally planned to sleep for 780 kilometers, but she was afraid you would be tired by yourself, so she forced herself to eat for 700 kilometers."
The male listener laughed after hearing this, judging from his tone of voice.
He wasn't here to criticize his wife's behavior, but rather to vent as a prank.
Lin Yun continued.
"This is very common for us men."
"When a woman is in the passenger seat, there are usually only three things she does."
"Get on the bus to sleep, get off to pee, and when you open your eyes, ask which way to go."
After Lin Yun finished speaking, Nuolan turned her head and glared at him.
The male listener said happily.
"Yeah, that's really it!"
"That's so insightful, I have to write it down and tell my wife about it when I get back."
The next male listener, after the call was connected, immediately began to recount the pain of his unrequited love.
Nuolan said with a smile.
“This listener’s situation is different from the previous listener’s.”
"Since you and the person you like can eat together, play games together, and go shopping together."
"That means she might have feelings for you."
"Confessing your feelings might lead to rejection, but how will you know if you don't try?"
The male listener said helplessly.
"But I really don't dare to confess my feelings. I'm afraid that if I do, I won't even be able to be roommates anymore."
At that moment, Nuolan was stunned, while Lin Yun smiled.
After a moment, Lin Yun took the microphone and spoke.
“This listener, your situation should be considered a special case involving emotional issues.”
"It's really difficult for our program to analyze and answer your questions!"
"But! You know there's a show specifically designed for your type of love."
"It's a midnight emotional talk show, 'Your Moon, My Heart,' where you can trust that the good man Zeng Xiaoxian will help you and guide you on your life's path."
In terms of duration, the next segment should be the interaction with the last caller.
The caller was a woman.
The female listener started speaking right away.
"I'm here to find a husband."
"I am 34 years old, a civil servant, and unmarried."
"I'm looking for an unmarried man. He can provide the house, I can pay for the renovations, the bride price is 30 yuan, and I'll give him a car as part of my dowry."
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Yes, this lady's criteria for marriage are very good and fair."
However, as soon as Lin Yun finished praising her, the female listener continued to speak.
"However, I have to keep this car for myself, and I have to buy a fully furnished apartment."
Nolan asked, puzzled.
"A fully furnished apartment? What are you furnishing, listener?"
The female listener spoke with reason and evidence.
"Of course I'll install home appliances."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
“This listener, keep pretending… no! Keep going.”
The female listener continued.
"There's one more thing: I have a bad temper."
Lin Yun interrupted.
"I have to ask this on behalf of all my male compatriots."
Who do you have a bad temper with?
The female listener said calmly.
"I have a bad temper with everyone."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Well, we'll have to discuss this carefully."
"Did you tell the interviewer that you have a bad temper during your civil service interview?"
"When you're at work, have you ever told your boss that you have a bad temper?"
The female listener said irritably.
"Please, I'm very dedicated. It's not that I don't bring my personal emotions into my work."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Now it's clear that the phrase 'bad temper' is something that superiors use to talk about inferiors."
"It's just a pretext used to absolve oneself of one's own obligations while increasing the obligations of others."
"To put it bluntly, you've come here just to give everyone a hard time!"
The female listener hurriedly spoke.
"That's not what I meant. I just take after my mom in terms of temperament."
"So from now on, if you ever enter my house, you'll have to be mindful of my mom's feelings in everything you do."
Lin Yun asked tentatively.
"Whose expression is this?"
The female listener repeated.
"My mom's."
Lin Yun said with a frown.
"Your mother's?"
“The man bought the house and paid the bride price, but he still has to put up with your mother’s attitude.”
"What kind of bullshit logic is this?"
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