"Pack your luggage in advance, it'll be a trip that will last for several days."
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"I'm not even considering this."
"I only want to ask one thing: can I come back for the Chinese New Year?"
Xiao Hei sighed and said.
"This one is probably in serious trouble~々."
"We're available, but what if they're not..."
"However, if nothing unexpected happens, I should be able to come back for the New Year's Eve dinner."
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Alright, is there anything else?"
Xiao Hei said with a smile.
"That's all."
Lin Yun said irritably.
"Can't we talk about this over the phone?"
Xiao Hei said in a very serious tone.
"This is a trade secret, how can you say it over the phone!"
What if it gets leaked?
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"I overheard you telling Joey yesterday that you're going abroad soon, and if there are any pretty girls in bars, you should ask him to keep an eye out for them!"
"How did this matter become a trade secret today?!"
Xiao Hei chuckled dryly.
"Times are changing, and species are evolving!"
…………
Nighttime, inside the radio station.
Lin Yun parked his car in the radio station's underground parking lot.
Nuolan said with a smile.
"Lin Yun, should we go prepare for the show first, or should you ask Lisa for leave?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Let's host the show first. Anyway, Lisa will get off work early, and she can't run away."
Nolan nodded and said.
"You're right, let's go then."
"I was so bored in my apartment the day before because I wasn't hosting a show."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Much of my daily happiness comes from these listeners, and I hope they won't disappoint me today either!"
Soon, the two arrived at the studio and tidied up their scripts.
Skip the boring opening remarks and the monotonous music.
Let's get straight to the point with the most fun and engaging audience interaction segment of the day.
The first few listeners all had relatively normal relationship problems, so it wasn't Lin Yun's turn to step in.
However, Lin Yun keenly sensed that this was definitely the darkness before dawn, and that a big guy was definitely waiting for him soon!
Sure enough, a female listener answered the phone very quickly.
"Here's what happened to me."
"This morning, my boyfriend and I went shopping. We were chatting and the topic of betrothal gifts came up."
"My boyfriend asked me how much the bride price was, and I jokingly said 30."
"His expression changed instantly, and he barely spoke to me when he took me home."
"Do you think I should continue this relationship?"
Nuolan leaned back and gestured to Lin Yun to invite him.
Lin Yun calmly explained.
"Madam, I have a question to ask first."
Is your boyfriend's family very wealthy?
The female listener spoke up.
"We're not very wealthy because we both came from other places to make a living."
"But I was really just joking and testing him."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Just kidding, you can say one dollar, or you can say five million!"
"All of these sound like jokes, except for this 300,000, which doesn't sound like a joke."
"So, could I assume that the betrothal gift you mentioned is actually the legendary Schrödinger's betrothal gift?"
The female listener asked, puzzled.
What is Schrödinger's bride price?
Lin Yun explained with a smile.
"When a girl asks about the bride price and the boy thinks it's too high, the girl will shrink back into a joking state."
"When a boy agrees to the price of the bride price, the girl will suddenly become serious."
"Before the girl asked, my state was a mixture of joking and seriousness!"
"So..."
"I'm sorry, listeners, this lady's signal was probably bad, which caused the chat to be interrupted."
"Let's take the next call from our listener."
The next listener was also a woman, but this time she started crying right away.
Upon seeing this, Nuolan hurriedly inquired.
"Please control your emotions, listener."
"you are……"
The female listener said, her voice trembling with tears.
"I (Zhao De) broke up with my boyfriend of five years today!"
Lin Yun spoke up.
"So, you are now..."
Before Lin Yun could finish speaking, the female listener interrupted him.
"I've really had enough of being in love with him for five years! It's so cold!"
“Every time I want to see him, I start preparing the night before by washing my hair, applying hair oil, and applying body lotion.”
"Because my face is dry and flaky due to the changing seasons, I'm worried that my makeup won't look good the next day. So I put on a face mask after showering, hoping to look prettier when I see him."
"I was already looking forward to seeing his reaction when I met him. I always wore colored contact lenses, applied sunscreen and primer to cover up my dark circles and acne marks, and applied foundation and set my makeup with loose powder so that my face wouldn't be smudged or patchy when I saw him."
"I always want to appear in front of him in my most perfect state!!"
The next moment, the female listener suddenly shouted loudly.
"And him? He didn't even wash his penis!!"
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After the radio program ended, Lin Yun finally couldn't help but laugh.
Nuolan asked with a smile.
Is this really that funny?
"I saw you trying not to laugh over there just now."
Lin Yun clutched his stomach, laughing as he spoke.
"I know that girl is really pitiful. I know I was wrong, and I'm reflecting on my actions..."
"But this is really funny."
"I must share this with Ziqiao and the others when I get back!"
Nuolan took the documents in front of Lin Yun, straightened them out for him, and then said with a smile.
"Okay, the show is over."
"We should go find Lisa too."
"Don't get so caught up in having fun that you forget about the important things."
Lin Yun nodded and said.
"Yes, let's go."
"Let's go find oregano right now... Pshaw!"
"Go find Lisa!"
Nuolan got up, picked up the suit hanging to the side, and gently helped Lin Yun put it on.
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