Zhang Wei and Guan Gu Shenqi said in unison.
"Because you're dark-skinned..."
Xiao Hei: "..."
Soon, the bar activities began.
Joey and Bing, dressed in slightly formal attire, arrived at the makeshift stage and began their opening remarks.
After a long-winded opening, Joey said with a smile.
"Now, let's enjoy the first piece of tonight's evening: The Oath of the Peach Garden!"
"Please give them a warm round of applause!"
Amidst applause, Xiao Hei, wearing a microphone, took the stage first.
He muttered to himself as he walked.
"I heard that today someone took the pork that I, Zhang Wei, put under the millstone and distributed it to the poor for free."
"Today, I, Zhang Fei, will see just how much this hero, who can move a millstone with his strength, really is!"
The next moment, Guan Gu Shenqi also came in carrying a chair and a small bowl of mung beans.
Because Guan Gu Shenqi is wearing a green hat, he doesn't need to introduce himself; everyone can guess what role he plays.
After seeing Xiao Hei approach, Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.
"Buy some of the best mung beans!"
Xiao Hei strode forward, grabbed a handful of mung beans from the small bowl, and gently squeezed them with his hand.
The mung beans, after being soaked in water, were crushed into tiny pieces.
Little Black stared wide-eyed.
"What mung beans! It's clearly bean flour!!"
Guan Gu Shenqi stroked his ethereal beard and said.
"My goods are genuine and of the highest quality!"
Xiao Hei shouted loudly.
"It's soybean flour, it's soybean flour, it's soybean flour!"
Guan Gu Shenqi let out a long breath, then stood up and said.
"Buy some of this high-quality soybean flour!"
The next moment, the entire audience in the bar was amused.
Little Black stared wide-eyed as he spoke.
Why aren't you playing by the rules?!
"Brother! How are we supposed to continue this act?!"
Zhang Wei reminded him from the side.
"Never mind him, overturn his stall!!"
Xiao Hei turned his head, and the next moment, Guan Gu Shenqi directly put the bowl of mung beans on Xiao Hei's head.
Xiao Hei cried out in despair.
What are you doing now?!
Guan Gu said innocently.
"I heard you two talking!"
"Of course I have to strike first!!"
Little Black glared, his eyes wide, and shouted through gritted teeth.
"Wow!"
After saying that, Xiao Hei got into a fighting stance, ready to fight Guan Gu Shenqi.
Guan Gu Shenqi was no less formidable; the two exchanged blows like in a theatrical performance, each throwing a punch and a kick.
Audiences accustomed to spectacular action scenes found this clumsy performance quite amusing.
A minute later, the two of them put their hands together and started to wrestle!
At this moment, Zhang Wei calmly walked out.
Zhang Wei continued reciting his lines to himself.
"I've been watching from the sidelines for a long time, and these two brave men are truly heroes!"
"If we want to accomplish great things, aren't these two excellent helpers?!"
The next moment, Zhang Wei stepped forward and said.
"You two brave men, stop fighting!"
"Give me, Liu, some face!"
Xiao Hei turned his head and cursed.
"Who do you think you are, you chicken...who do you think you are?!"
Guan Gu Shenqi also spoke up.
"Ignore him, let's keep fighting!!"
However, the next moment, Zhang Wei held two guns and pressed them against the temples of the two men.
Guan Gu Shenqi and Xiao Hei were both stunned. They had only heard that Liu Bei was good with his two-handed swords, but they never expected that his two-handed pistols were so terrifying!
Zhang Wei said arrogantly.
"Can't we sit down and talk this out properly?!"
Xiao Hei and the other person quickly raised their hands.
"We can talk, we can talk!"
"You're welcome to discuss it however you want!"
Zhang Wei spoke up.
"In a little while, we'll find a peach grove and become sworn brothers in front of Guan Yu!"
"Sharing happiness and hardship together!"
Guan Gu Shenqi stared wide-eyed as he spoke.
"Lord Guan?!"
"Then who am I?!"
Zhang Wei waved his hand and said.
"You're Guan Yu!"
Guan Gu Shenqi said, bewildered.
"I am Lord Guan, are we going to pay homage to Lord Guan later?"
"What does it mean?"
Xiao Hei explained from the side.
"I guess what this man meant was that in these chaotic times, it's better to rely on yourself than on others!"
Zhang Wei gave a thumbs up.
"Impressive, you managed to cover that up!"
Amidst the laughter of the audience, the three became increasingly enthusiastic and unrestrained in their performance.
On the other side...
Lin Yun's New Year's Eve dinner has ended.
Grandpa Zhuge Ke was helped back to his room by Zhuge Dasheng.
Lin Yun sat on the sofa and chatted with Li Meitong and Zhuge Dali for a while.
After a moment, Lin Yun stood up and said.
"It's getting late, I'll head back now."
Li Meitong hurriedly tried to persuade him to stay.
"Lin Yun, since you've already been drinking..."
"Why don't we stay here tonight?"
"There are spare rooms in the house."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"There is a chance."
"My friend is already downstairs ready to pick me up today."
"I promised those people in the apartment that we'd have dumplings together when we got back tonight."
Li Meitong said with a smile.
"Is that so? Then I won't keep you any longer."
"Be careful on the road!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Okay, Lili, senior, let's go!"
Zhuge Dali stood up and said.
"Let me go down and see you off!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
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