Lu Ziqiao said awkwardly.
How about this?
"You don't need to send me gifts on my birthday."
"Let's skip the intermediate exchange steps, otherwise you'll lose money, I'll lose money, and all the money will go to those merchants!!"
Seeing the crowd's increasingly aggressive attitude, Lü Ziqiao tentatively said...
"Can coins be given as gifts?!"
That night, Chen Meijia's birthday party included the following:
Eat cake, drink alcohol, beat up Ziqiao...beg.
Chapter 464 Last-Minute Cramming Before Valentine's Day (Please Subscribe!)
The next day, in suite 3601.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu Shenqi sat on the sofa watching TV together.
As they watched, the two of them suddenly let out a long sigh at the same time.
Zeng Xiaoxian spoke up.
"Guan Gu, do you know what day it is tomorrow?"
Guan Gu Shenqi nodded and said.
"It's Valentine's Day."
"Does this have anything to do with the two of us?"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively.
"I just wanted to ask you, are you spending Valentine's Day alone again?"
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and asked in confusion.
"Are you planning... for the two of us to live together?"
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly pushed Guan Gu Shenqi away with disgust.
What are you thinking!
"Brother Xian, I'd rather break than bend!!"
After making those harsh remarks, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned closer to Guan Gu Shenqi and continued speaking.
"Guan Gu, think about it."
"Tomorrow, the whole world will be without us, no place to go!"
Don't you want to do something?
Guan Gu Shenqi said calmly.
"I plan to catch up on all the One Piece episodes I haven't watched in the last few weeks tomorrow."
"Then I'll catch up on Detective Conan until it's updated..."
"Anyway, I don't plan to leave my room tomorrow."
Seeing Guan Gu's stubbornness, Zeng Xiaoxian went straight to the point.
"Guan Gu!"
"Don't you want to find a girlfriend before tomorrow comes?!"
"I can help you!!"
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head away speechlessly and said.
"Teacher Zeng, how do you have the confidence to say such a thing?"
"Don't you know you're at the very bottom of the apartment's social hierarchy?!"
"Even Zhang Wei and I are much, much better than you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said defiantly.
"Hey! I'm a public figure!"
Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.
"You've been cheated on."
Zeng Xiaoxian continued.
"At the bar earlier, two beautiful women were fighting over me!"
Guan Gu Shenqi continued.
"You're a virgin!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said defiantly.
"Could you please rephrase that?"
Guan Gu Shenqi thought for a moment and then said.
"I think these two are enough!"
Zeng Xiaoxian cried out in despair.
"Kill them!"
I'm going to kill you!
"Kill you all!!"
Just then, Lin Yun walked in from the balcony and said.
"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you?!"
Guan Gu Shenqi added fuel to the fire from the side.
"It's nothing, he's just using anger to mask the sadness in his heart."
Lin Yun waved his hand and said.
"Whether it's sadness or death, let's put that aside for now."
"There's something I need your help with."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.
"total?"
"What's going on?"
Lin Yun took out a printed form from his pocket and said.
"I gave Yifei flowers at 6:30 in the morning while I was jogging."
"At 7:30, while helping Cyndi wash the dishes, I gave her a small gift."
"At nine o'clock, I'll go shopping with Weiwei."
"At eleven o'clock, everyone will have dinner together at the Oak Restaurant, and a ring will be hidden in the cake for Nolan."
"After lunch, I'll take Yu Mo for a ride on my motorcycle."
"I'm having a date with Mika at 2 PM."
"At four o'clock in the afternoon, I watched DVDs with Youyou."
"At six o'clock in the evening, give Wanyu a fireworks show."
“In the evening, between seven and eight o’clock, I call each of my female friends once. If I keep it to 30 seconds per person, an hour should be enough.”
"Finally, at nine o'clock in the evening, let's have a romantic candlelight dinner."
"This is my schedule for tomorrow. Could you please take a look and see if the time arrangement is reasonable?"
When Lin Yun revealed his Valentine's Day plans, the murderous aura emanating from Guan Gu Shenqi and Zeng Xiaoxian almost materialized.
Lin Yun inquired.
"Hey!"
"Why are you staring at me? Not being able to find a girlfriend is your personal problem."
"You can't transfer your hatred onto me!"
Guan Gu Shenqi sighed deeply and said.
"What you said makes a good point."
"It was indeed our own fault."
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.
"Lin Yun, you should go."
"Let's get out of here while we still have our senses!"
Lin Yun shrugged, then turned and left.
Watching Lin Yun's departing figure, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and asked.
"Guan Gu, where were we?"
Guan Gu recalled.
"A virgin?"
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said.
"no!"
"A little further forward!"
Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.
"That's what you call being cuckolded!"
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